Michael Reynolds

@thecakefromhell.bsky.social

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Illbleed is one of the greatest videogames of all time. Let me prove it to you.

Cork is defeating the Cactus Man of Mexico.
Santa Claus comes! Santa Claus comes for the poor children who can't buy a toy for the present. Let's write a toy to want in the paper, and put all in the bulletin board! Certainly, Santa Claus satisfies a wish!
CAUTION! Recently, ghost and so on increase in this town. As for the children, to be careful.
To the challengers... Punish Cashman who crept up here from Hell for money. Banish him from this world forever. Be aware that he does not notice people who not have a certain amount of money.
(The Cake From Hell turns to look at you, then hops towards you slowly. He is a 3-tier layered cake with one eye and a mouth full of sharp teeth. He speaks. "Ehh, I am The Cake From Hell, ha hah. But I need something more to be a complete cake. A cake I'd be proud to be. I feel like, the top of my head needs something GLORIOUS, or should I say, GORIOUS to crown me. What do you have that I could wear as a decoration, hmm?")