The Cap'm

@thecapm.tv

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QA/dev/nerd, Video Game Enjoyer, Political genius, AI referee, Streamer, Cap'm. He/Him/They. Opinions and 80/90's references are my own, but you can have a copy if you like them. Abolish ICE! https://twitch.tv/thecapmtv

Interior of a modern Best Buy. The ceiling is painted black, which gives the whole place the feeling of a convention center exhibition area on remodel #6, or a restaurant in a strip mall that's trying their best to provide some "cool" atmosphere with what they've got.
Philosoraptor meme, saying "If it is typical to start the stream late, is that the same as starting on time?"
Tommy Lee Jones reading a newspaper and looking annoyed.
A failed 3D print of a turntable bed, about 95% complete. Part of the turntable support broke off in a way that I don't really know how to recover from.
Maxwell Smart and the Chief using the Cone of Silence - a running gag on Get Smart that never worked properly.
Escape from Tarkov launcher: Unpacking game files 0%
Some driftwood on the Oregon coast.
Noir-style illustration of The Cap’m standing on a Gotham-like rooftop at night, wearing his white captain’s hat, yellow-tinted aviator sunglasses, and yellow floral Hawaiian shirt. He is shown in profile, looking toward the sky where a large spotlight projects his logo — a captain’s hat and aviator sunglasses — against the cloudy night, echoing the Bat-Signal. City skyscrapers with glowing windows fill the background.
A store called "Cannabis Street".
A DuoLingo graphic that says "I'm on a 1800 day learning streak!"
It's a very cute dog with pointy ears.
A very cute little dog, tucked in and comfy in bed.
A restaurant menu with the following item: Pals Supremo Salad Spinach, pepperoni, Italian sausage, red onion, green peppers, mushrooms, mozzarella cheese, drizzled with Italian vinaigrette.
A screenshot from Newhart showing Larry, his brother Darryl, and his other brother Darryl.
Streaming, streaming Streaming and Tarkov scheming The Cap’m’s spine is yelling early Streaming, with broken headphones And Tarkov crawling through his dreams TheCapmTV dies all the time He runs the pain shift He runs the food shift He runs the "scav in a bush" shift Streaming, streaming Streaming and Tarkov scheming The Cap’m clutches one Tushonka Streaming, with shaking hands— He’s limping out with a dream and a can The Cap’m escapes… when he can
A picture of me looking like I almost died.
A Godzilla doll on the shelf in a Japanese restaurant in Seattle.
Schedule for the week of December 16, 2024. Streams starting at 9AM Pacific Time. Monday 16 DEC - Cancelled Tuesday 17 DEC - Escape from Tarkov Wednesday 18 DEC - Escape from Tarkov Thursday 19 DEC - Escape from Tarkov Friday 20 DEC - Escape from Tarkov Saturday 21 DEC - Off the air Sunday 22 DEC - Off the air KAPM 47 THE CAP'M TV Web: https://thecapm.tv Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theCapmTV BlueSky: @thecapm.tv Discord: https://discord.gg/u58dxb3T3P
Schedule for the week of December 09, 2024. Streams starting at 9AM Pacific Time. Monday 09 DEC - Escape from Tarkov Tuesday 10 DEC - Escape from Tarkov Wednesday 11 DEC - Escape from Tarkov Thursday 12 DEC - Escape from Tarkov Friday 13 DEC - Escape from Tarkov Saturday 14 DEC - Off the air Sunday 15 DEC - Off the air KAPM 47 THE CAP'M TV Web: https://thecapm.tv Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theCapmTV BlueSky: @thecapm.tv Discord: https://discord.gg/u58dxb3T3P
Schedule for the week of December 02, 2024. Streams starting at 9AM Pacific Time. Monday 02 DEC - Off the air Tuesday 03 DEC - Off the air Wednesday 04 DEC - Off the air Thursday 05 DEC - Off the air Friday 06 DEC - Escape from Tarkov Saturday 07 DEC - Off the air Sunday 08 DEC - Off the air KAPM 47 THE CAP'M TV Web: https://thecapm.tv Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theCapmTV BlueSky: @thecapm.tv Discord: https://discord.gg/u58dxb3T3P
Monday 25th: Escape from Tarkov and Subnautica Tuesday: Escape from Tarkov and Minecraft Wednesday: Escape from Tarkov ???? Thursday: Escape from Tarkov ???? Friday: OFF THE AIR ???? Saturday: OFF THE AIR Sunday: OFF THE AIR
Schedule for the week of October 28, 2024. Streams starting at 9AM Pacific Time. Monday 28 OCT - CANCELLED Escape from Tarkov is jetlag allows. Tuesday 29 OCT - Escape from Tarkov and ??????? Wednesday 30 OCT - Escape from Tarkov if XFinity allows. Thursday 31 OCT - Escape from Tarkov. Friday 1 NOV - Escape from Tarkov. Saturday 2 NOV - Off the air. Sunday 3 NOV - Off the air. KAPM 47 THE CAP'M TV Web: https://thecapm.tv Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theCapmTV X: @thecapmtv BlueSky: @thecapm.tv Discord: https://discord.gg/u58dxb3T3P
Schedule for the week of October 28, 2024. Streams starting at 9AM Pacific Time. Monday 28 OCT - Escape from Tarkov is jetlag allows. Tuesday 29 OCT - Escape from Tarkov is jetlag allows. Wednesday 30 OCT - Escape from Tarkov if XFinity allows. Thursday 31 OCT - Escape from Tarkov. Friday 1 NOV - Escape from Tarkov. Saturday 2 NOV - Off the air. Sunday 3 NOV - Off the air. KAPM 47 THE CAP'M TV Web: https://thecapm.tv Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theCapmTV X: @thecapmtv BlueSky: @thecapm.tv Discord: https://discord.gg/u58dxb3T3P
Monday - Sunday: OFF THE AIR
The best dog in Europe, relaxing on a multicolored rug.
The best martini in the world.
My dog, Birdie, is hoping that you'll visit my stream.
A man sitting in a chair, holding his head in grief, in front of a pile of loose gravel.
OFF THE AIR UNTIL OCT 30
A picture of a tower in Paris with gargoyles and prominences.
Celebrating 10M users #359880 Certified Bluesky Elder (First 10%) The Cap'm @thecapm.tv Joined Jul 24, 2023
A worn, postcard looking card featuring a picture of The Cap'm, with arms crossed, standing in front of a sunrise. The words "The Cap'm Show" appear in the upper right-hand corner.
A cel-shaded title card for 'The Cap'm Show' featuring The Cap'm with a light beard, wearing a white captain's hat, aviator sunglasses, and a black Hawaiian shirt with white flowers. The background shows a sunny sky with soft light rays and a 1970s aesthetic, with the title in bold, vintage-style lettering.
A cel-shaded title card for 'The Cap'm Show' featuring The Cap'm with a light beard. He wears a white naval captain's hat, aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses, a black Hawaiian shirt with a white flower pattern, and white pants. The background displays a bright, sunny morning sky with soft light rays. The image has a 1970's era aesthetic, with warm, slightly faded colors and a grainy texture. The title 'The Cap'm Show' appears in bold, vintage-style lettering at the top, giving it a retro feel.
A cel-shaded title card for a morning episode of 'The Cap'm Show' featuring The Cap'm. He stands confidently with arms crossed, smiling slightly, wearing a white naval captain's hat, aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses, a black Hawaiian shirt with a white flower pattern, and white pants. The background shows a bright, sunny morning sky with soft light rays. The title 'The Cap'm Show' appears in bold, playful lettering at the top, with 'Morning Episode' underneath, all in a comic-like, cel-shaded art style.
A 1970's-esque title card showing that the Cap'm will be playing Escape from Tarkov on stream today.
A mid-century modern-inspired title card for the Cap'm's birthday stream. The design features clean lines, geometric shapes, and bold, contrasting colors typical of the 1950s and 60s. The Cap'm's signature look is depicted in a stylized, retro fashion with his white naval captain's hat, aviator sunglasses, and untucked Hawaiian shirt. The text "The Cap'm's Birthday Stream" is displayed in a sleek, minimalist font, with abstract patterns and shapes around the edges, giving the card a vintage yet festive feel.
The Cap'm is now running through an abandoned Russian military base, carrying an AK-74, looking determined.
The Cap'm, on the set of The Cap'm Show.
The title card attempts a mid-century modern design but falls short in capturing the authentic charm of the era. The AI-generated gradient background with oranges, yellows, and pinks lacks the nuanced texture and depth that a human designer might achieve. The retro font and geometric shapes are present but feel somewhat generic and uninspired, missing the playful yet sophisticated touch typical of mid-century graphics. While the overall composition aims to evoke a sunrise-inspired theme, the execution appears flat and overly simplistic, highlighting the limitations of AI in replicating true artistic style and creativity.
A poorly rendered title card for a stream called 'Wild Wild Wednesday.' The design attempts to mimic 1950s-1960s aesthetics with geometric shapes and bold lines but falls short due to awkward proportions and clumsy execution typical of AI-generated art. The colors, inspired by a sunrise, include warm tones like oranges, pinks, and yellows, but the overall effect feels disjointed and lacks the cohesive polish that a human designer would bring to the table.
This AI-generated bullshit is bad. A mid-century modern-inspired title card for the "Tuesday Bluesday Better Wear Shoes Day" stream. The design features a sunrise color palette with soft oranges, pinks, yellows, and lavender tones. Geometric patterns are subtly integrated, with clean lines and shapes typical of 1950s design. The retro-style typography prominently displays the stream's title and The Cap'm's name. The overall feel of the image is bright, nostalgic, and modern, with small shoe imagery incorporated to reflect the theme.
The image is a title graphic for "Super Secret Saturday Night Soiree" hosted by The Cap'm. The background features deep blues and purples, creating an evening atmosphere. The design incorporates mid-century modern elements with sleek lines and geometric patterns. The title "SOIREE" is prominently displayed in bold, stylish letters. The Cap'm's signature white naval captain's hat with aviator sunglasses featuring yellow-tinted lenses is integrated into the design. The area that was previously highlighted now only shows the background color, with no text or additional elements present. The overall vibe is elegant, mysterious, and fitting for a secretive, stylish evening event.
A mid-century modern title graphic for a 'SUPER SECRET MORNING BROADCAST' hosted by the Cap'm. The design features a warm sunrise theme with colors blending from soft oranges, pinks, and gentle yellows into light blues. The title text 'SUPER SECRET MORNING BROADCAST' is prominently displayed in a bold, sleek, and legible font, with a subtle gradient effect that mimics the transition of sunrise hues. The Cap'm's iconic items—a white naval captain's hat, aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses, and a plain white t-shirt—are integrated into the design, bathed in the warm, inviting light of the sunrise. The overall aesthetic conveys a sense of new beginnings, warmth, and quiet excitement.
The image shows a cartoon-style scene from a late-night talk show featuring The Cap'm as the animated host. The Cap'm, depicted in a stylized cartoon form, is wearing a white naval captain's hat, aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses, a short light beard, a black button-up Hawaiian shirt with a white flower pattern, and white pants. He is seated behind a modern desk with a microphone, focusing on the camera with an engaging expression. The backdrop includes a vibrant, exaggerated cityscape with large windows, including the show's name, "The Cap'm Show!". The atmosphere is lively and energetic, fitting the essence of a cartoon night show.
A mid-century modern title graphic for a super secret experimental afternoon broadcast hosted by the Cap'm. The background features bright, warm colors including golden yellows, light blues, and soft greens, evoking the energy and warmth of the afternoon. The title 'Super Secret Afternoon Broadcast' is displayed in a sleek, minimalist font with subtle shading. Stylized illustrations of the Cap'm's iconic items—a white naval captain's hat, aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses, and a plain white t-shirt—are integrated into the design, reflecting the bright and lively afternoon ambiance. The overall design suggests daytime adventure, warmth, and lighthearted secrecy
The image shows The Cap'm running angrily through an abandoned Russian military reserve, fighting alongside a character resembling the Energizer Bunny. The setting is desolate, with crumbling buildings, overgrown vegetation, and rusted military equipment. The Cap'm is wearing a sunworn, much lighter yellow button-up Hawaiian shirt with a yellow floral pattern, untucked and unbuttoned, along with a white naval captain's hat, aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses, and a 3-day-old shorter beard. He grips an AK-74 assault rifle with intense determination. Beside him, a large, energetic pink bunny wearing sunglasses and holding a drum runs alongside, adding a surreal and action-packed element to the scene. The Cap'm's expression also conveys a sense of loneliness and a desire for money and friends.
The image portrays The Cap'm sprinting with determination through a desolate Russian military reserve. He's wearing an untucked, unbuttoned yellow Hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern, his signature white naval captain's hat, and aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses. In his hands, he firmly grips an AK-74 assault rifle. A subtle 3-day-old beard adorns his face, which reflects intense focus and anger. The backdrop features crumbling buildings, overgrown vegetation, and rusted military equipment, emphasizing the abandoned and tense atmosphere.
A stern-looking man known as the Cap'm, wearing a white naval captain's hat, aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses, a brown linen shirt, and white linen pants, is running through an abandoned Russian military base while carrying an RPK machine gun. He is screaming with determination. The background features dilapidated buildings, rusty military equipment, and overgrown vegetation.
A stern-looking man known as the Cap'm, wearing a white naval captain's hat, aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses, a light blue linen shirt, and white linen pants, is running through an abandoned Russian military base while carrying an RPK machine gun. He is screaming with determination. The background features dilapidated buildings, rusty military equipment, and overgrown vegetation
Image of The Cap'm wearing a white naval captain's hat, aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses, and a black T-shirt featuring a purple pig graphic. He has stubble and short hair, standing against a plain, neutral background.
A man known as the Cap'm is depicted wearing a plain dark red T-shirt, peach-colored pants, a white naval captain's hat, and aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses. He has stubble and short hair and is carrying an AK-74. The background shows an abandoned Russian military base with dilapidated buildings, rusting military equipment, and overgrown vegetation.
The Cap'm is running through an abandoned Russian military compound, yelling angrily, and carrying a kitted-out M4A1 rifle. He is wearing peach-colored pants, a light gray T-shirt with a Vietnamese telephone pole design, a white naval captain's hat, and aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses. The compound is dilapidated with broken structures and overgrown vegetation, creating a grim, post-apocalyptic atmosphere.
The Cap'm is running through a post-apocalyptic Russian resort, angrily carrying an AK-74 rifle. He is dressed in white linen pants, a dark Midnight blue T-shirt with multiple cosmonaut dogs on it, a white naval captain's hat, and aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses. He has stubble and short hair. The background features a desolate and overgrown resort area with crumbling buildings, rusted signs in Cyrillic, and overgrown vegetation. The sky is overcast, adding to the eerie atmosphere, with debris and remnants of the resort's former glory scattered around.
The Cap'm is in a dimly lit underground laboratory, carrying an AK-74. He wears white linen pants, a black T-shirt with a circle on it, a white naval captain's hat, and aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses. He has short hair and stubble. The laboratory has a high-tech, mysterious atmosphere with various scientific instruments, glowing screens, and experimental equipment scattered around. The walls are lined with pipes and wires, and a faint blue glow illuminates the space, giving it an eerie, futuristic feel. The Cap'm looks determined as he examines his surroundings.
A charismatic figure known as the Cap'm, with short hair and stubble, wearing a black Hawaiian shirt with white and green floral patterns, white linen pants, a white naval captain's hat, and aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses. He stands confidently in an outdoor setting, with an abandoned Soviet-era customs and shipping facility in the background, showcasing the rugged, weathered structures around him in a 16:9 aspect ratio.
A man in his 50s with short hair, stubble, and wearing a white naval captain's hat, aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses, white linen pants, and a white Hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern is rummaging through an old shipping container. The scene is set in an abandoned Soviet-era customs and shipping facility, with dilapidated, graffiti-covered buildings in the background. The environment is dusty and overgrown with weeds, and rusted remains of old machinery are scattered around. The man looks frustrated and determined as he searches for money.
A rugged and angry man known as The Cap'm is depicted running through an abandoned Soviet-era customs and shipping facility. He is wearing white linen pants and a white Hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern, along with a white naval captain's hat and aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses. The surroundings are dilapidated, with old, rusted equipment and crumbling walls. The Cap'm is carrying an AK-74 and has an intense, screaming expression of anger on his face. His short hair and stubble add to his rugged appearance as he navigates the scene.
Image of a charismatic vice-presidential candidate, known as the Cap'm, standing confidently on a stage with American flags in the background. He is wearing peachy pink linen pants, an untucked tiger stripe pattern button-up shirt with short sleeves, a white naval captain's hat, and aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses. He has short hair and a week-old beard. The stage is set up for a political rally, with a crowd cheering and holding signs that say 'Cap'm for Vice President' and 'Vote Cap'm 2024'. The lighting is bright, and the atmosphere is energetic and patriotic.
A man known as The Cap'm is depicted running outside at an abandoned Soviet-era customs and shipping facility. He is wearing white linen pants, a blue and green Hawaiian shirt with a floral print, a white naval captain's hat, and aviator sunglasses with yellow-tinted lenses. He has stubble and short hair. The facility is dilapidated, with rusted shipping containers, broken cranes, and overgrown vegetation. The Cap'm is carrying an AK-74 and looks determined as he navigates through the desolate environment.