๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŸ Lauren ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

@thecatfish.bsky.social

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A thirty something British weirdo. Likes crochet and yelling at trees Poly, bi, autistic, can't make a decision to save my life. Moss friend. She/her and They/them ใ€“ใ€“ Kernow bys vyken!

A selfie of me in a baggy cream top, choker, and brown pleather tricorn hat with two badges pinned to the top corner
A selfie of me in a green shirt with a small black choker. I have eyeliner on and my fringe is curly
A selfie of me, fresh haircut, a birthday girl tiara and gold sash, wearing an off the shoulder polka dot top with a they/them badge on
A selfie in a black v neck shirt, choker, moon and star necklaces and patterned glasses
A selfie of me, slightly tipsy, wearing a denim top and a brown shirt, choker slightly visible and my hair spilling over my shoulder
A selfie of me in a maxi skirt, with a sly bit of leg showing, a red vest and a sheer over top
A selfie of me in a red tee and jeans, my hair is tied into a ponytail. I have a lace choker on, a watch on one wrist and a bracelet on the other
Me wearing an off the shoulder polka dot black top and denim shorts
A selfie of me in a grey polo neck with a black choker on. I have sunglasses hanging in the v neck, my hair is in a ponytail
A selfie of me, wearing glasses, a black strappy top, fishnet sleeves, and a choker. The top of my tattoo is visible
A selfie of me wearing a denim shirt with the arms torn off, and a black tee beneath. The corner of a tattoo is visible. My makeup is better than last year
Selfie of the top half of my face, I am in bed, you can see smudged makeup around my eyes. There is a teal pillow behind my head, and a wooden headboard behind it all. The foot of an IKEA cuddly rat is in shot on the headboard and a goose neck phone holder sneaks out of frame
A dinosaur wearing a party hat says "It birthday, happ birth"
Me and my friend, he is wearing a beanie and drinking a juice box with his party out
A selfie of me, starting at the camera. My makeup is done phenomenally well. I am wearing a black tee with a denim vest over the top. The strap of a brown handbag hangs around my neck. There is a yellow badge saying "I'm that slut from Grindr". A tattoo can be seen, the only word showing is "Alea"
Seedlings growing in a small pot
A selfie, I am wearing a black top with a black and white chequered headband on. My eyeliner is also perfect
A full English breakfast on a floral patterned plate on a wooden table
A squirrel sits in a holly tree
A duck standing on a rock on a reflecting pond, he is tucking his beak under his wing
A wooden surface with a lit candle at the top. In the centre, three drawn tarot cards: The Three of Cups, inverted: Showing three cats around a fire, one cup present by each The Ace of Wands, inverted: showing a hand emerging from a cloud, holding a burning wand The Queen of Cups, inverted: showing an elf girl holding a cup while water vapour trails around her
A dinosaur in a party hat. At the top it says "it birthday" at the bottom it says "happ birth"
A selfie of me in a blue gym shirt in front of a fridge with a fridge magnet of an orange cat holding a sign saying "cunt"
The character creator from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion with the sliders set to create the most monstrous, potato looking character
Matt Damon as Mark Watney from The Martian. He is on the surface of mars, standing behind a sign that says yes and is cheering
A selfie of me in the office. I am wearing a burgundy sweater, oh which the middle half of the word "Yellowstone" is visible
The movie poster for Starfish from 2016. The names of the leads, Joanne Froggett and Tom Riley above the film title Starfish. Tom is wading in the water and Joanne is superimposed on the sky. A building sits to the right
A selfie of me in a black loose black top
A crocheted mandala in black and white on the floor, with a banana for scale
Inside a geodesic dome with Mediterranean plants/trees
View of the rainforest biome at the Eden Project from the entrance. Many trees, with a geodesic structure above
A Roulroul bird, black and dark green with a red crest on top of his head
A selfie of me in a pink shirt, with black tee in front of a rainforest background
Funk, a black and orange cat, recieving head scratches
A selfie against a light blue background. I have peach eyeshadow, and am wearing a burgundy jumper
Guess - Charli XCX feat Billie Eilish HOT TO GO - Chappell Roan The Sights - Enter Shikari Nothing Matters - The Last Dinner Party 360 - Charli XCX Feminomenon - Chappell Roan LUNCH - Billie Eilish goldfish~ - Shikari Sound System Remix Girl, so confusing - Charli XCX feat Lorde My Kink Is Karma - Chapel Roan Physical - Dua Lipa JOYRIDE - Kesha
Selfie of me, wearing a v-neck pink top, standing in front of my collection of cereal boxes
Dana, a black pocket pointer, is sniffing my face
The breast pocket of a scout leader shirt. Purple world badge sewed on to the picket, two wood beads representing the wood badge on a leather cord tied around my neck, and my scout pride pin badge stuck through the shirt too
A scone with raspberry jam and Cornish clotted cream, in that order
Selfie of me in a burgundy top saying Yellowstone, but it's mostly cut off
A selfie of me with my white pumpkin, a cat face carved into it
A selfie of me, with yellow/peach eye shadow and a black tee
A selfie taken on a high backed computer chair. Wearing a denim vest and black tee
Selfie in a window, a tree in the background. I am wearing a salmon coloured shirt, with a black tee beneath
A dog licking a window
A rainbow pride pin badge with the world scout Fleur de lis logo on a denim top
A selfie of a trans woman with orange eyeshadow wearing a burgundy top that says "YELLOWSTONE"
Me in a little black dress, hair pinned back, slight mess of a hotel room behind me
Me, long haired, bearded and squinting in the sun wearing a coat
A selfie in my car, makeup slightly done, pearl headband on, v cut t-shirt and denim over shirt, with black coat on top of that
Grindr conversation: Me: Hey, I appreciate the dedication but I just woke up Him: No worries mam Him: When you need my service Him: Am here
A selfie of me Brunette hair held back in a faux pearl headband Light coral lipstick Black strappy top showing my tattoo on the top right off my chest (mirrored) with the word ALEA visible and a D20 set to the number XX Flowey, flowery skirt in browns and yellows
Me, fluffy haired, smiling slightly, denim shirt over a black polo, they/them badge displayed (mirrored cause my dumb ass is dumb)