John C. Catsluck

@thecatsluckshow.com

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Not somebody to follow. Stranger in a strange land. Apologies this is not my first language.

Mona from Nanalan holding her nose. Text: [stinky]
Xkcd comic in eight panels. [Cueball sitting in an armchair in a darkened room, with a bookshelf and an open window. Megan is seen outside reading a book by a glow.] For a few weeks now, sometime past midnight, a girl has wandered past my apartment reading by flashlight. [Outside, Megan walking down the street passing under a street lamp.] I wonder why she's up so late. Maybe she's restless Like me. I wonder what story she's wrapped up in. I wonder if she lets anyone into that island of light. [Cueball sitting in a dark room.] [Cueball has left the room.] [Cueball standing on his doorstep at the top of a small flight of stairs, near the bottom of which Megan has stopped, no longer reading.] Cueball: Hi! What are you reading? Megan: Orson Scott Card's 'Xenocide.' It's my favorite in the series! Cueball: Wait, you like it more than Speaker for the Dead or Ender's Game? Megan: Yeah! [Cueball has gone back in the house, leaving Megan standing alone.] [Cueball is sitting in the chair again.] And to think I loved her.
Philip J. Fry from television show Futurama holding out a wad of cash. Text: Shut up and give us socialism
Philip J. Fry from television show Futurama holding out a wad of cash. Text: Shut up and give us socialism
A slate grey Royal brand typewriter with dark green qwerty keys with white lettering in a cart. No text
Image of the reflecting pool with the Lincoln Memorial behind it with the watermark @queendelighted. Text: HAPPY ALGAEBTQ+ MONTH!
Stephen McHattie as Romulan Senator Vreenak in the episode In The Pale Moonlight of Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Text: I've had enough time jumping shenanigans!
Jessica Walters portraying Lucille Bluth in an episode of Arrested Development. Text: It's One Band-aid, Marisa. What Could It Cost, $1,000?
A screenshot of BlueSky posts. Text: (in search bar) from:me (underlined) Top Latest Senator John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com • 3d Replied to Matt Novak A Democratic Congress must pass a law for a Democratic President to sign that order a disgorgement of all corrupt and illegal gains, including large fines and interest. Senator John C. Catsluck @thecatsluck... • Dec 17,2024 Replied to Sanho Tree We need some of that disgorgement.
A screen grab of election results. Text: D 3 > 80.6% in C. Rabb 52,349 43.3% S. Street 35,915 29.7% A. Stanford 30,031 24.8% S. Griffith 2,595 2.1%
The book cover of Medicare For All written by Abdul El-Sayed and Micah Johnson. Text: MEDICARE FOR ALL ---------------------------------------- ABDUL EL-SAYED & MICAH JOHNSON ---------------------------------------- A CITIZEN'S GUIDE ------- FOREWORDS BY ------- BERNIE SANDERS & PRAMILA JAYAPAL
In the film Jurassic Park the character of Muldoon, played by actor Bob Peck is outsmarted by the female velociraptor. Text: Clever girl.
Trump holding a white board aboard an Airplane. Text: HAVe FUN! Thank you for your attention - djt
An orc (Uruk-hai?) from the film The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Text: Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!
A screen clip of the top of Francesca Fiorentini's face as he eyes look to the side and the lower half of Jason Koehler's face and mouth. No text.
Animated image of Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd from Looney Tunes. Bugs places fire cracker in Elmer's mouth Elmer spits it out before Bugs returns it and they repeat multiple times. No text.
Daniel Biss Evanston Illinois mayor and candidate for Il-09 shrugging and looking lost when asked, "Do you support Hakeem Jeffries continued leadership?" Text on upside-down sign: Yes
Daniel Biss Illinois mayor and candidate for Il-09 district being non-committal to a question on supporting Hakeem Jeffries continued leadership by holding up a yes/no sign sideways. No text.
Daniel Biss Illinois mayor and candidate for Il-09 shrugging and looking lost when asked, "Do you support Hakeem Jeffries continued leadership?" Text on upside-down sign: Yes
Heater being a perfect loaf (no feet) on my orange desk chair that she was scratched up and vomited on (it’s her favorite place bc it smells like mom)
Chris Farley playing Todd O'Connor drinking a beer and wearing Chicago Bears jacket and ball cap in a Saturday Night Live skit Bill Swerski's Superfan's. Text: Daaaaaa war
Excerpt from Al Jazeera liveblog on American and Israeli attacks on Iran. 31m ago (12:06 GMT) BREAKING [Header] Two students killed in strike on school near Tehran Iran's Mehr news agency is repoythat at lettwo students have been killed by an attack that hit a school east of the capital, Tehran Earlier, an Israeli strike hit an elementary girls' school in Minab, a city in the Hormozgan province of southern Iran, killing 40 people, state media reported.
SpongeBob pointing out the obvious signs in 8 panels. No text Panel one: Patrick Starfish sitting in a chair with an unties tie looking at his fingers. Panel two: SpongeBob holding a trash can full of garbage. Panel three: SpongeBob pointing to garbage in the corner. Panel four: SpongeBob pointing to garbage in the open ice box Panel five: SpongeBob pointing to garbage hidden in the walls. Panel six: SpongeBob exposing a couch shaped pile of garbage under a sheet. Panel seven: SpongeBob bringing Patrick to the window to point outside. Panel eight: a pile of garbage larger than the pineapple in which he resides being moved in the bucket of a front loader.
Rick Harrison on Laiwn Stars standing behind a counter. Text: Bring back some white boys who make music? Best I can do is Backstreet Boys at the Sphere
Natalie Portman as Padmé Amidala and Hayden Christensen as Anakin Solo in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack if the Clones. Four panel meme format. First panel close up of Anakin's face: Text: ICE trainees keep shooting themselves in the foot Second panel close up of Padmé laughing: Text: You mean figuratively, right Third panel Anakin close up: No text Fourth panel close up on Padmé looking concerned: Text: Right?
Meme in three panels. Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker and James Franco as Harry Osborn in Spider-Man 3 sitting in a small New York cafe. First Panel: Focus on Peter, casual and aloof. Text: Crystal Pepsi was delicious and was around for two years. Second Panel: Switch focus to Harry, aghast. Text: That was pure high fructose corn syrup cut with orphan tears and you know it Third Panel: focus back on Peter, unbothered. Text: I already told you it was delicious, you don't have to sell it to me.
A close up on Bird Bird's face from Sesame Street looking sad.
Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in the film A League of Their Own. Text: There's no politics in Star Trek!
Tyrone Biggums portrayed by Dave Chappelle scratching his neck. Text: Y'all got any of them democrat group chats?
A man in a bathrobe holding a cellphone up to record while standing on a snowy front lawn. Text: I don't always outside agitate but when I do, it's in my warm comfy bathrobe
A screengrab of an apparent post on the platform formally known as Twitter. With text above an image of a man in camouflage fatigues pointing a weapon, at point blank range, at another man's face, having fired a chemical irritant which resulted in a yellow cloud around the victims head. Text: The White House ✅ @WhiteHouse STAND WITH ICE. STAND WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT.
Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino dancing shirtless in a music video for his song This is America.
Remy holding strands of hair whild standing on Alfredo's head from the Pixar movie Ratatouille. Text: United States Republicans; Venezuelan government
Remy holding strands of hair whild standing on Alfredo's head from the Pixar movie Ratatouille. Text: United States Republicans; Venezuelan government
A clipped image of a Blue Sky profile menu. Text: Edit Profile Copy link to profile Search posts Add to starter packs Add to lists Likes Feeds Starter Pac
XKCD Comic 37 by Randall Munroe. Two stick figures stand facing a car. Text: My hobby: whenever anyone calls something an [adjective]-ass [noun], I mentally move the hyphen one word to the right. Man, that's a sweet ass-car.
Album cover of Poe - Hello
Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond on Celebrity Deathwatch. Text: Good Fight, Good Night!
Elon Musk at a presidential inauguration speech in January 2025 executing a Nazi salute behind a lectern bearing the United States presidential seal.
Dib Membrane from Invader Zim cartoon, fallen to the ground as his fellow students march past ignoring his pleas. Text: Dib: Wait... your organs... in danger!
Zim from Invader Zim talking to another student with a hall monitor sash on in a school hallway. Text: Zim: Say, you're full of organs, aren't you? Student Hall Monitor: Why yes, yes I am.
A white male wearing cap and jacket with a camouflage pattern, holding an AR style rifle with a keyboard along it's side, pointing them both to the left of the image.
Elon Musk at a presidential inauguration speech in January 2025 executing a Nazi salute behind a lectern bearing the United States presidential seal.
A screenshot of a movie Deep Cover 2025 staring Orlando Bloom, et al..
Elon Musk at a presidential inauguration speech in January 2025 executing a Nazi salute behind a lectern bearing the United States presidential seal.
Val Killer in the role of Doc Holiday for the film Tombstone. Text: I'll be your Smedley Butlerberry.
A screen capture of Adams post. Text: ‪Adam Conover‬ ‪@adamconover.net‬ · 5m Check out the new Factually! episode with @lizpelly.bsky.social where we discuss how Spotify is making music worse. » Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... » Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2vWE... » YouTube: youtu.be/WnXwkh2Vg54
A Trough Central post from @realdonaldtrump over an image of Bill Maher looking as if someone just informed him he's never been funny. Text: Thanks Matt!!
Image of edited text. Text: They want our children to be happy The LGBTQ agenda isn't about kids
Elon Musk at a presidential inauguration speech in January 2025 executing a Nazi salute behind a lectern bearing the United States presidential seal.
A post from Adam Conover with a majority of the text scribbled over. Text: Adam Conover @adamconover.net I am fucking DONKEY KONG July 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
An image of a radical extremist on a large view screen, holding up a fist I solidarity to a group of violent fanatics that a short time later would go on to attack a large number of law enforcement and governmental staff.
Meme template of astronaut looking at a blue green planet as an astronaut behind them is holding a gun at their back. Astronaut one text: Tim went woke Astronaut two text: He always has been
Ray Liotta and Paul Sorvino as Henry Hill and Paulie Cicero in the movie Goodfellas. Paulie smacks Henry's mouth. Text: Fuck you, pay me.
Elon Musk at a presidential inauguration speech in January 2025 executing a Nazi salute behind a lectern bearing the United States presidential seal.
Elon Musk at a presidential inauguration speech in January 2025 executing a Nazi salute behind a lectern bearing the United States presidential seal.
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A cropped photo of Elie Mystal's right hand holding a coffee mug with a child's drawing of Elie's likeness on it. We see Elie's top lip as the mug covers the lower half of his face.
Zohran Mamdani in a suit and tie smiling. Text: Sexy NYC Jesus?
Ian Holm as Bilbo Bagging in the film Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. Two frames. Top frame: Bilbo holding a ring considering. Text: Iran is a sovereign country Bottom frame: Bilbo having made a decision. Text: but why wouldn't there be a Regime change??? MIGA!!!