You can call me Cilla.

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Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline.

The made up word Kathunk! in red capitals across an exploding yellow and orange star
Image giving the impression of time travel with the words of the opening line of the sci-fi novel A Measured Distance: "The document arrived on a morning that felt, in every other respect, entirely unremarkable."
Image giving the impression of time travel with the words "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."
Arrow pointing at the waist of Sir Walter Raleigh who featured on the reverse of the never issued 50 pence note in 1970
Screenshot of Samsung News poll asking "Who do you think should be the next James Bond?"
Photo of a lady looking puzzled because she can't fit a tree into a postbox
Screenshot of news update relating to which million pound plus donation was used by man of the people Nigel Farage to buy his million pound plus mansion.
Streetview image of St Winifred's Roman Catholic primary school
Woman wearing transparent 'bubble' helmet
Photo of stick with shadow which looks like a pair of pince-nez glasses, on tarmac, with lines edited in to make it look like a face.
Photo of white animal neck or tail sticking up from behind green plants
New £10 note design
Bodger and Badger from the eponymous Children's TV series
World Cup 2026 draw
Shelf label for a three pack of Tesco brown onions costing 95p. The label says it is the equivalent of £950 per kilogram.
Close up of snowdrop pattern
Bedding with snowdrop pattern
Guardian Politics Live headline saying "More than 25th of patients in England having Chancer checks have to wait more than 28 answers, figures showdays for"
Keir Starmer reflected in the door of 10 Downing Street.
Strawberry Studios Stockport
Shortbread snowmen, sort of.
Box for a snowman shortbread biscuit making kit.
Screen shot of a review from Etsy where it's been scored 3 stars out of 5 but they've written that the item was "Perfect 5*"