Claudia ✨

@theclaw.bsky.social

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graffiti of an impassive face on an oven in the desert
visiting the cabazon t-rex
my favorite living dog!!!
beautiful, extremely gorgeous dog
absolutely beautiful black and cream australian kelpie dog with eyes closed in delight (she is laying on a wooden deck)
a blessed and heavenly hand reaching down from the clouds
BEING RIGHT: things i like, me, my opinions THINGS YOU LIKE (bad): you, your opinions (awful)
a painting of a melancholy clown smoking a cigarette at a cafe, it’s very chic and european
a grinning black and tan dog sitting like a human on a chair
What This Horse Told Me in Heaven Will Melt Your Heart
cookie dough on a pan on the deck covered with a glass dish
crop from a sergio leone movie poster showing a cool shootout
35mm photo of a rusty hearse
Cheyenne (Jason Robards)
a woman in a black stetson and a white A shirt standing outside
BIFORA men’s vintage German watch ad featuring a hot guy in glasses wearing a shearling coat and holding an owl. he also has medallions
forecasts up to 118°F
Newspaper headline reading “Why not let the Toronto Zoo’s gorillas watch videos? they look bored senseless to me” by Vinay Menon
the grinning smiley face with exposed teeth and squeezed-shut eyes
honey locust seed pod
i’m fascinated, two bitches so fine that i masturbated / congratulations, she brain me so good that i graduated (wow)
petrified wood on the ground. it looks just like modern wood but it’s 10 million years old and it’s now composed of SiO2.
this bitch at the pool
a black and tan australian kelpie
a panorama of Utah
desert computer
A colorful rock formation in America with layers of yellow, pink, and purple stone
looking downhill/east toward the port of los angeles at sunset
Thanks a lot for not picking me
A three-panel cartoon showing two creatures conversing. Panel 1 Orange: I’m me! I’m me! Yellow: I’m perceiving you! I’m perceiving you! Panel 2 Yellow: I’m me! I’m me! Orange: I’m perceiving you! I’m perceiving you! Panel 3 [in unison] Orange: I love you! I love you! I’m alive! I’m alive! Yellow: I love you! I love you! I’m alive! I’m alive!
Vagina Chiroptera
Facebook conversation: Emmy: …and another used the data I gathered on the user’s fears to create an impossible-to-win game that insults you as you lose Claudia: oh, so it’s my life?
telling my client i can work on a rush project tomorrow (father’s day) because my father is dead LMAO
what it feels like asking a man for the bare minimum
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT’S LIKE WHEN I HAVE TO BE AT WORK: a small depressed angel trapped in a display cloche
EASE OFF THE ASS