Dan Gallant 🇨🇦

@thedanalytic.bsky.social

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here to have fun and talk with my community for two or three minutes… then I’m gone ••• I run marathon for ‘fun’ and have covered sports for 18 years •••

Picture of Brock Lesnar on his side
The real reason why they put the scorekeepers between the penalty boxes
Picture of Edmonton’s REM/Max Field and the 9 hotdogs / 9 beers in 9 inning challenge
r/Edmonton u/AlcholicMidget • 28m • i.redd.it Spamming Emergency Alerts Picture of their phone with 23 emergency alerts shown.
Stock image of a bully holding up the bullied to be mocked by another.
Clip for. South Park Randy Marsh getting arrested by an officer
Post from NyPost rag that has posted four times about this minor story, trying to rage bait: New York Post @nypost.com • 6h ICE Nabs Canadian Woman Accused of Slapping MAGA Wearing Teen, Pentagon Adds Testosterone Screenings CANADIAN ON ICE PUST CAST ICE Nabs Canadian Woman Accused of Slapping MAGA Wearing Teen, Pentagon Adds Testosterone Screen... A Canadian woman accused of slapping a teenager over pro-Trump clothing is now in...
Scene from the Simpsons where Bart points to a broken heart… but instead it’s Conor McGregor’s knee
Conor McGregor’s dumb attempt at a dumb kick that left his dumb self, broken.
We are laughing
Scene from ITYSL with the hat
Edmonton’s Dovercourt community league sign reads: It is too wet to change the sign
Picture of Peter Ceresnak (the last one) elite prospect page
TSN’s free agent tracker with the spelling included: The contract is worth up too $2 million with incentives.
Brian is shown (labelled as Danielle Smith) And his dumb hat is shown (labelled as those boots)
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President choice beer.
Clippings of the ad (I can link it in the post below this) are played as it zooms in on the bags of chips. The music from fester plays
Text: When WHEN YOU RE CONVINCED THOSE ARENT REAL BAGS OF CHIPS BUT YOU CAN’T PROVE IT Four stills from the Lays tv ad are shown with a man looking at them pensively.
Yamamoto and Desharnais shown hugging
Picture of the Florida Panthers with barkov l, Tkachuk (Brady and Matt) Markstrom, LeBron, Gudas, McAfee and Mangioni
My wife and I at the WNBA game in 2022
Title text: hockeyfight breaks out in the dreams Video of a man shadowbozing in his sleep plays
Should the hawks trade the 4th overall Pick for Byram & Greenway?
Harvey Dent (Two face) depicted as Mike Babcock and the quote: “You either die a hero (die a hero replaced with ‘win a Stanley cup),” And “Or you live long enough to see yourself become (become replaced with ‘hire’) the villain”
Man (depicted as Darryl Katz, owner of the Oilers) is shown pouring bleach (labelled as Mike Babcock and Stan Bowman) into green water (labelled Oilers)
When you show up for the finals But your sep rapist [sic] Hero doesn’t.
Screenshot of the Simpsons joke about Iran
A soldier (labelled as NHLPA) is depicted shielding a sleeping child (labelled as Oilers fans) from a dangerous onslaught (labelled as hiring Mike Babcock)
Mark Carney shown holding a beer with the announcement that he’s investing Canada heavily into AI
Top panel: Left straight road labelled exciting entertaining finish Right road labelled one team coasting in lead Car labelled for the Vegas Caolrina SCF series heading right Bottom panel: Right road is shown doing a big loop to meet “exciting entertaining finish” road/
The younger brother (depicted on the older brothers body) labelled at Memorial Cup has 5 fights thru 6 games saying: “That’s how you hockeyfight in the postseason” The older brother (depicted on the younger brothers body) labelled as NHL has 4 fights thru 76 games
Evan Solomon, minister of artificial intelligence and digital innovation, speaks at a press event on Monday announcing plans for a new data centre cluster in B.C. (The Canadian Press)
Clip of Wab Kinew explaining how random Albertans are begging this referendum to end
Leader of the “”centurion project”” that stole 3 million Albertans personal data, David Parker (and close friend of Danielle Smith and the UCP) Pictured with a sign that reads “LOL told him a free Alberta would legalize gang rape” Pictured next to Carter Hart, wearing a Free Alberta shirt
“Know the work rules for off days…” meme Appropriate: I like to scuba in hotel pools “Awe you’re sweet” (picture of Nathan MacKinnon in Pool shown) Inappropriate: I like to gamble in Vegas casinos “Hello, Human Resources” (Picture of Jared Bednar in Vegas shown)
Four Panels Panel 1: SpongeBob read to beat some one up labelled as Carter Hart Panel 2: “On Road / Hotel Rooms” Pnael 3: Silly looking SpongeBob labelled as Carter Hart Panel 4: at Home / court room
Separatist at the seppie rally where they bussed in 3000 to show support for separatists… and I was there to counter protest
Dan Gallant’s official statement regarding the UCP separatist referendum
Nothing Just realized it has been 27 days since the nhl had a fight
Scene from Community plays out with a man in a officers uniform (labelled as Gary Bettman) standing over a woman in a dog cage (labelled as John Tortorella).
Let me see if I still got it... @sportsnet covering Habs / Sarbes game 3... want to congratulate @nsuzuki_37 on baby, but no photo yet posted... no photo? no prob! Al make up baby, even change @caitlinnsuzuki to be other woman and make Christmas photo for baby born in May... Put on TV... Dan (and others) annoyed, made dumb The Office joke about "Asian Jim" replacing Jim Halpert family..
Everyone: *congrats on your first child Suzuki fam* Sportsnet: I put your family into Ai , this is your now And family pictures of “Asian Jim” from ‘The Office’, actor Randall Park presented as the Suzuki family
Truth social from Trump he can study
All these kids raiding Scientology churches looking for answers… Can I interest you in a slightly more enigmatic organization:
Reason(s) why Canucks can’t have anything nice Canucks fans holding up “Riot 2011” sign
I try to hide Easter eggs Circled in green Reminder that it’s a joke In orange it’s a signature In teal it’s the hockeyfights logo
Nine panels shown without crying Jordan meme s from the first 8 eliminated teams and one title meme
Video of Nine panels shown with crying Jordan meme s from the first 8 eliminated teams and one title meme Transitioning to the original photos
Top car driving by is labelled Hurricanes Flyers logos and Game 1 Saturday Bottom car driving by is labelled Canadiens and Lightning Game 7 Saturday Crying Jordan in the back seat
Me settling in fully intending to watch the entire overtime period
Karoline Leavitt (SP?) On Fox News ahead of time.
Senators “Pesky Sens” song writer is shown holding a phone with his video o. It and saying: “so that’s it, after 15 minutes of fame ‘so long safe flight back?” Bottom tile: person labelled as senators saying: “I don’t recall peurchasung a trüb flight”
When your team is down bad And one guy starts fighting Crying to laughing image
When you let one rip and Crosby is shown smirking at a fan Bae is first to notice
Text: Zoolander 3 the movie Two old looking men walking out
Dm from the person who then tagged and messaged the account of a website I don’t work for 😆 (I tagged in a collab because that’s why)
Suspect named in glass breaking
A win video of me kissing my wife and then celebrating with a W on the screen
i’m no jomboy but, think I nailed this #lipread #HockeyContent #ThisIssaJoke by ig/thedanalytic With Nic Dowd looking at Uath’s Logan Cooley like a 🥩 #VegasBorn #TusksUp