Ferrett Steinmetz

@theferrett.bsky.social

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Writer of FLEX/SOL MAJESTIC/my new book series, DRAGON KINGS OF OKLAHOMA. Quietly (re)connecting with friends, nothing more. Please don't make this weird.

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The Cathedral of Portals... blends urban fantasy and litRPG-adjacent tropes. It follows characters navigating through a series of magical worlds and intricate gate-networks.
The Cathedral of Portals, by Ferrett Steinmetz: #1 New Release in Low Fantasy
The cover of the book "The Cathedral of Portals" by Ferrett Steinmetz, showing an immense cathedral cloaked in darkness with a medieval-looking portal showing a sunny mountain on the other side.
A dril Tweet saying "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to 'order' than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice
HEADLINE: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Review - Is this the end of cinema?
I want to start by directly addressing the email thread I've been asked about the most: In June 2015, I sent Epstein an email with the subject line "Got a fresh shipment." The email contained a photo of bottles of Metformin, a medication I had just received from the pharmacy for my use. The subject line referred to the picture of the bottles of medication.
I want you fucking gone. I never want to see your stupid fucking icon in the lower left hand corner of this app ever again. I hope you fucking die, now show me how to kill you.
"The occupation of Hank of King of the Hill is unspecified, but the setting suggest a blue collar suburb."
Republican Party % viewed as "unfavorable": 54.0% Democratic Party % viewed as "unfavorable" 60.7%
"The Ashtabula Municipal Government is alerting the public to an unauthorized street vendor operating on bridge street, selling prosthetic limbs"
Repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I really should relax"
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I’m not sure this was a CoC violation. However, there is a separate Health Policy (https://seattlein2025.org/about/health/) that I had not read in advance. The Health Policy says that, even if you do not feel sick, as I did not, if you have tested positive for Covid, “please do not attend the Seattle Worldcon 2025”. But I don’t think it matters whether this policy was in the CoC or Health Policy. It is my fault for not reading the Health Policy in advance or otherwise realizing the error in what I did.
A crude meme-drawing of a dude with a bicycle growing out of his head and a caption that says "dOeS ThE MeME mAkE sEnSe???????"
Headline: What can we learn from Germany's Universal Basic Income Experiment?
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A Xitter post: Releasing the names of individuals compromised by Epstein would utterly destroy America in concrete ways that most families who are not wealth would not be able to endure. To ask for the names is for America to become a failed state... The average American is willing to make this sacrifice. (So am I.) The Trump administration has decided that it is not worth it. We are in a situation where America's very survival rests on the foundation of absolute secrecy about crimes involving the horrific abuse of children. I'm sorry.
Derf Backderf, author of MY FRIEND DAHMER, replying to a "Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction" Skeet with "I always win this game."
Downdetector.com showing simultaneous internet outages for Google Cloud, AWS, Google, Discord, Spotify, Snapchat, and Cloudflare
Status of US Dollar as Global Reserve Currency: Central Banks Diversify Into Other Currencies and Gold
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has mandated that physical fitness tests for military combat roles be “sex-neutral,” bringing to an end lower standards for some female troops.
"Say The Line, Bart!" *sigh* "But her emails"
USPS Ground: $5.14 UPS Ground: $8.84
Senator Fetterman
Headline: Pope Says Too Much Online Scrolling Causes 'Brain Rot'
Swamp Thing #53, showcasing Batman vs a monstrously huge Swamp Thing.
The classic Todd McFarlane cover of Wolverine vs. Hulk, but with Bobby Hill's "THAT'S MY PURSE!" rage reflected in Wolverine's claws instead (If you don't get it, alas, it's a King of the Hill reference)
If Floral Spuzzem attacks an opponent and is not blocked, then Floral Spuzzem may choose to destroy a target artifact under that opponent's control and deal no damage.
Superman kissing Lois Lane in mid-air in the Cleveland Arcade in a truly stunning shot.
A blinged-up pistol painted purple drips with donut sprinkles
A very baleful doge, curled up in comfort on the couch
Rorschach from the Watchmen saying "That's what they're saying about me now? That I'm paranoid?"
An email signoff that reads "Apologies for the lateness, but in my defense I am an idiot, Ferrett Steinmetz"
Headline: Pelosi Quietly Orchestrating Another Dem Leadership Shake-Up
If confirmed as deputy attorney general, Todd Blanche should recuse himself from matters related to Donald Trump, experts say
A redneck crouches over a cage with a dragon in it. The book is "The Hippogriff Riders of Oklahoma."
Headline reading "Most Brits Do Not Consider Die Hard To Be A Christmas Film"
"Yes, I do know," says Nick. "It seems like you could even KILL YOUR BABY for your career."
Ferrett and Gini, twenty-five years ago
Phoebe
Daisy Collins, a grizzled-yet-Yaddied Oklahoma native, looks out over the horizon with his pet dragon on his shoulder and his beat-up truck in the background.
You can now send direct messages (DMs) to people on Bluesky! Say hi to a friend, colleague, or a crush.
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Me making a toss-off comment about my girlfriend and being met with a wall of incorrect obliviousness.