A.J. Ditty

@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social

13522 Followers 352 Following

Actor/Playwright/Slash-Mark Enthusiast. "(A.J. Ditty) is not a puppeteer." -The New York Times One-third of @worstpossible.world ajditty.com

Paul Rudd having the time of his life at the Tony's.
A description of The Empty Ocean, or, The YouTube Play by A.J. Ditty. Text reads as follows: Hey, what’s up subscribers??? Crazy what’s been going on with V’s channel, right? Like, his best friend and long-time collaborator David just left YouTube for good without, like, ANY warning. Something’s off there, fam, I know it. And now they’ve brought on this new girl, Dalia something???, who I hear used to write for The Experiment, yeah, that HBO show about the clones or the aliens or whatever. But now they’re talking about “a new era for the channel” where they’re gonna start making “art”? or something? and I’m just like: whatever happened to the glory days of V and David just, like, blowing up cars with bazookas? Why is David vague-posting about some shady stuff V got up to in the early days of the channel? Why do I feel this emptiness inside of me, this roiling, echoing churn of impossible loneliness that threatens to consume my every waking thought? haHA Don’t forget to smash that like button. Please. Please like me. Please somebody like me. Anybody please please please please pl01se pl10ase p0101ase p01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01101101 01100101.
A poster for The Empty Ocean by A.J. Ditty. The poster is a YouTube thumbnail with a white man's headshot on a blue background. The eyes and mouth have been photoshopped out of the white man's face. It's deeply unsettling.
A poster for "The Empty Ocean, or, The YouTube Play" by A.J. Ditty done in the style of a YouTube thumbnail. Behind big block text with the play's title is a white man with black hair whose eyes and mouth have been smoothed over, creating a faceless effect.
A chipmunk from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, smiling into the camera, sitting in a blue sock hung up on a coatrack.
A list of animators from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves who are listed as follows: Frank Thomas, Dick Lundy, Arthur Babbitt, Eric Larson, Milton Kahl, Robert Stokes, James Algar, Al Eugster, Cy Young, Joshua Meador, Ugo D'Orsi, George Rowley, Les Clark, Fred Spencer, Bill Roberts, Bernard Garbutt, Grim Natwick, Jack Campbell, Marvin Woodward, James Culhane, Stan Quackenbush, Ward Kimball, Woolie Reitherman, Robert Martsch
A regal cat in the sunshine.
A cozy white man with a beard stares out the window, holding a cup of coffee in a Christmas sweater.
A photo of my letterboxd review for Wake Up Dead Man. I rewrote the lyrics to Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat because I am nothing if not a parody of myself.
A now 36 year old white man wearing a teal button up and a brown hat holding an enormous grey tabby cat like a baby.
The title card of "Tuesday" from Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.
A person dressed up as Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec wearing a Letters to Cleo shirt holding a photoshopped, much smaller man dressed as a claymation doll from a particularly dark part of Ben Wyatt's life.
A.J., a white bearded man in a mask, holds a thumbs up to the camera after getting a flu and Covid vaccination.
Pippin, a grey tabby, receives chin scritchums from A.J., a bearded white man on a white v neck. A mirror hangs on the wall behind them. They both have their eyes closed.
A close up of Milky White's face. It is a horror unknown.
A middle school production of Into the Woods. Center are the Baker and Baker's wife, wearing traditional fairy tale clothes and acting for their lives. Behind them is an actor in a cow costume, the expression of which can only be described as "god is dead and we have killed him."
A poster for "The Empty Ocean; or, The YouTube Play" by A.J. Ditty done in the style of a YouTube video. In the video proper, a deep blue background with a faceless man in front of it. The text "The Empty Ocean Or The YouTube Play" is superimposed over the faceless man. In the corner, we see a logo of a blue circle with a red V over the top of it. The video has 331K likes and the channel itself has 19M subscribers and has been verified.
Homer Simpson, wearing Hornet's mask, declaring that the Simpsons are, in fact, going to Pharloom.
Ralph Wiggum, trying to roll Hornet from Silksong down the aisle of the schoolbus, to no avail.
Spongebob in the diner staring at Hornet from Silksong, patiently waiting.
A.J. sits in a hammock, face now adorned with stache.
Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor as George and Martha from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Norman Reedus standing on a mountain giving a thumbs up with a frame of every patch you can unlock in Death Stranding 2
Sky writing of the Fantastic Four symbol above an apartment building and tree.
A man in a tennis outfit (striped knit polo, short blue tennis shorts, red socks, tennis shoes) with a red head band. His mustache and sideburns are incredible 70s.
Selfie in a black button up shirt where the light is gorgeous.
Two animal crossing player characters, one behind bars screaming as the other looks back at him. The screaming player is seemingly trapped in a theme park that has been shut down.
A bearded man in a green hoody stained with cat drool with a small moo cat pressed ferociously to his chin, looking very anxious indeed.
A bearded man in a wool hoody with crocheted sheep's ears in a blue/green light.
Richard Kind in the Documentary Now episode "Co-Op" speaking with a trumpet player but the text has been modified from "Am I bad at singing and acting?" To "Am I bad at writing a play?"
A.J. stands in a Santa suit and Homer Simpson slippers with a big red bow on his chest and a Christmas tree behind him.
The Leg Lamp from A Christmas Story.