The garbage heap

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Posting whatever garbage makes me exhale sharply through my nose. "Meme page" I take no credit in the creation of anything I post.

A pack of black label bacon flavored with cinnamon toast crunch. A text overlay says "MAKE SURE YOU BUY AND EAT THIS BACON wait 2 years for the class action lawsuit against the fda DONT MISS OUT Money to be made here people"
A man wearing a blue t-shirt depicting the T-shirt stall from the game Roller Coaster Tycoon. The T-shirt reads "this T-shirt from T-shirt stall 1 is a really good value.
A billboard with a horse on it. The text reads: Give a man a horse he'll eat for a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water.
A picture of a digital menu focusing on two pieces of sushi that appear to be popcorn wrapped in seaweed. The item is called Sushi for Corn Freaks. It costs 178yen.
Gas station pump that has been converted to only dispense sweet tea.
Black and white picture of a cock-fight about to get underway but the roosters have been drawn over with Pokemon and Digimon creatures.
Pump up the jam
Meme about Peter Familyguy being mad that London isn't flooded yet.
TRUCK MEME
Ain't ya heard? Internet's got squirrels now. Get ready to see a WHOLE LOT of these fuckers online. Meme from ClickHole
Meme of a man built out of emojis that's jacking his shit and flipping off the world.
A larger set woman on a bus looking at her phone. She is wearing a T-shirt that reads "I'm fat because every time I fuck your dad he pours bacon grease down my throat".
Meme where a toilet paper roll has been turned in to a somewhat unsettling version of a fast food mascot.
idk this meme is fucked, tomorrow is Friday hell yeah.
Elden Ring meme
Meme take on a pop-up ad joking about a drink in a car's center console being warm and unpleasant.
A person strutting through a busy store in Japan with the text overlay saying "Buying everything I see in Japan because I have no idea what 65,000 yen means"
A meme that says: Help! I need CPR! Crab Rangoon Put Right in my mouth
A meme image of ice cream in a store freezer called Goon with a Spoon. A text overlay reads: i am NOT buying this
bit post bit meme good heavens
Me reconstructing my balls sack at 3am with a welder meme
A toothy meme for your Monday morn'.
A meme of a Warhammer 40K robot with the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid grafted on to it with a caption that says "imagine drunk driving this mf".
A meme of a disturbing looking woman with his face melting off inside of a cycle of arrows. Each arrow points to the same text as it goes around. The text repeats "I learn celebrity gossip against my will".
A meme of Benjamin Franklin flying in the sky with an American themed kite on his back. He also has Wolverine style claws extending from his knuckles with lightning shooting from the ends of the claws. Overall he is depicted as a very powerful being. The text overlay reads "how it feels to put batteries in my urethra".
A person putting their foot into a sand filled ash tray (there must be a proper name for these larger public ones) with italic script over top that says "that beach feeling ❤️" A fitting meme to post while waiting for my wife to try on swimsuits.
Sonic the hedgehog depicted wearing Marge Simpson's dress and hair. The hair is colored and textured like a Cheeto puff and the background is a bag of Cheetos. Whomstever made this was feeling cheesey.
I don't know if many people will get this one. The girl from the "waow (BASED)" meme is thinking of the water power-up from Sonic 2 on the Sega Genesis.
The meme image of Shinji from Evangelion but it has been tattooed on someones calf in an ASCII art design.
A meme image of a woman from Evangelion (sorry I don't remember her name) sitting at a computer screen with a text overlay on the image. The text reads "me sending different memes to different friends according to their humor level".
A meme about the trolley problem. Instead of train tracks the man in the trolley problem is depicted on a DDR rhythm arcade game. There are arrows scrolling up the left side of the screen with trolleys on them, the arrows at the top left have the people on the tracks of the trolley problem. The text in the upper right reads "every step you successfully complete will kill one person, however, failing to complete a step kills 3 other people. Will you: not participate and let 3X as many people die? Or will you SHOW ME YOUR DANCE OF DEATH?"
A meme depicting the head and shoulders of two costumed clowns. The clowns are facing each other, one dressed in pink, the other in black. The text at the top reads "inside you there are two clowns". At the bottom the text is split between the pink clown on left and black clown on right. Lower left text: "one yaps". Lower right text: "one dissociates".
A meme of text overlaying an industrial looking electric motor. The text reads "Motor not giving you enough torque? need 20HP, but it's rated for 5? try 551 amps just 551 amps all at once no VFD no circuit breaker just amps 480v too you will certainly not regret 551 amps"
A meme depicting the Donnie Darkon in therapy. In the first frame he says he has made a new friend. The second frame is a therapist asking "real or Chronic the Hedgehog". The third frame contains no text but a large poorly cropped image of a green hedgehog with bloodshot eyes, a marijuana tee shirt, and a joint in his hand positioned next to an awkward looking Donnie Darkon.