Delmore Schwarzenegger

@thegreatabysmo.bsky.social

1613 Followers 3114 Following

European Son. Misanthropic, Scottish, introverted and asexual. I identify as the unexpected item in your bagging area. I like books and garlic bread. And I hate everyone I ever met My pronouns are it/that. Now GET AWAY FROM ME!

A ginger and white cat holding a back leg between his front paws and glaring balefully at the camera: "I lick my entire leg at you Fat Boy..."
A ginger-and-white cat sits on the floor, looking thoughtful. Or he might be forging luncheon vouchers. He looks the type.
The flag of Greenland. Above it, the word 'Greenland'. Below the flag, 'Because with Epstein gone, they've run out of American kids'.
Graffito that states, "Cross Dressing. I 🖤 Satin Panties."
Ethel, a snail.
Dr Adder by KW Jeter
A small snail, voraciously eating broccoli.
Greenland's flag. Text: Greenland. Because with Epstein gone, they've run out of American kids.
Dried cat vomit over the arm of a once lovely couch. It really tied the room together, man..
The usual word salad from the Lunatic-in-Chief on Conjecture Social.
Some grandiose garbage posted by clearly dementing elderly gentleman on 'Truth Social'
Donald J Trump, frowning, puts the ribbon of his his Starbucks' Junior Peace Barista over his head.
An 11-year-old calico cat, looking serious.
The poster for the film 'Downfall', altered so the text reads 'Clownfall', and with Boris Johnson's face superimposed over Bruno Ganz's
Donald Trump, looking predatory, with the slogan, "Your drinks... Our choice" (underneath) Please, don't leave yours unattended.
A black-haired woman wearing a corset and smeared with blood lies back, her eyes closed.
Every frozen corpse on Mount Everest was once one of those 'Highly Motivated' cunts one hears so much about
Every corpse on Everest (photograph of Mount Everest) Was a highly motivated cunt.
Emel onstage in Glasgow, 30 i 2025