The Guild Master

@theguildmaster.bsky.social

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He/Him. Semi-pro DM. Fulltime logistics specialist. Kind human.

Black and white line art sketch of a crowned figure in robes wearing a cracked, pallid mask
A meme of The Brady Bunch character Marsha looking sideways and saying, "Sure, Jan.". Text above reads, "Billionaires care about the well-being of all of us and benefit society. Someday I can be one of them if I work hard enough."
A meme comprising multiple cartoon images representing various Internet jokes, personalities, and characters. Titled, "The Internet", in The Simpsons font.
Four color comic book panel from DC Plastic Man. Text has been changed to read, "Powder that makes you say hell yeah". Plastic Man is pouring a box of powder into his mouth while saying Hell yeah.
Asian market canned drink named Hot Kid Milk Flavored Drink
A roadside advertisement sign that reads, Fantasy For Adults: We Will Get Through This.
Multi colored refrigerator magnets spelling out the following words: two four six eight time to dissociate
Cross-stitch of a dragon and a rampant lion saying chaotic stupid is not an alignment
Mr. Rogers sits at a table, ready to be the Dungeon Master.
Meme of a skeleton in a yellow robe
Vintage smoking advertisement with a woman reclining under a blue sky in a pink shirt, smoking a cigarette. The text above reads, "Sometimes the healed version of you is meaner".
A satirical magazine titled Devil's Advocate monthly. The central figure is a bearded Caucasian male with glasses in a white tee shirt. His fingers are steepled and he is smirking with a sidelong glance.
Awkward family photo where the faces have been photoshopped into memes.
Propaganda poster of a pointing fighter wearing a yellow and black crown with the words, "I want you to see it".
Blue toy figurines with photoshopped heads of the Spice Girls
A food dish of chicken eggs cooked in tomato sauce called Shakshouka.
A meme format with a black background with white text saying, "mamas don't let your babies grow up to be", then in bold yellow type, "PROUD BOYS". There is a cartoon drawing of a country singer holding a guitar that reads, "this machine kills fascists", in black script. There is also a downward pointing pink triangle, an anarchy symbol, a Chaos star, and a Three Arrows symbol on the guitar. The singer is wearing a blue button down shirt and a beige cowboy hat. His eyes are glowing golden light.
A meme that combines two screenshots. The top screen is from the video game Fallout 3, where events in game are communicated with green text inside a green text box over a fuzzy background. The text reads, "Dogmeat has died.", with the only option selected is to accept, a smaller green text box highlights the word, Okay. The bottom screen is a scene from the movie, "John Wick", depicting an angry Keanu Reeves reloading a pistol in an off-white walled room with a skylight wearing a black three-piece suit.
Movie poster of 1974 Phantom of the Paradise. A face in a chrome metal mask that is birdlike looks aghast to the side of frame on a black background. The movie title is at the bottom written in aqua and magenta letters.
Retro lady drinks a beverage that improves her mood. A progressive sequence of the same lady wearing blue clothes and pearls, first image is faded, second becomes clearer as she drinks from a tea cup, third image is clear and she is smiling. This is a meme that has words written above and below, stating, " Waking up to deal with the Horrors" and, "Realizing that the Horrors will have to deal with you".
A fish man stalks an old village at night. A boarded window glows green behind them.
Movie poster for The Keep. Three men and a woman overshadowed by a monstrous figure with glowing eyes.
A gigantic Lovecraftian octopus with too many eyes hovers over two smaller human figures on a rocky mountain top.
Point of view from a person watching a mushroom cloud outside of their car window.
Retro advertisement for vampires to drink blood. A smiling girl with fangs holding a glass of blood.
A large scary clown eating hamburger and fries while children cry.
A man in medieval clothes holds a sword
A cartoon drawing of a feminine Goth girlfriend, a feminine Real Goth, a tapestry image of a Visigoth, and an artistic concept of a shoggoth.
A series of images from a vintage advertisement depicting a woman drinking from a coffee/tea cup where the beverage improves her mood. Text above reads waking up to deal with the horrors, then reads realizing the horrors have to deal with you.
Meme image of a police officer with a silly cartoon face and signal light with a background of red and blue. The words uwu uwu that's the sound of the powice are written over the image in bright rainbow colors.
Simple line drawing of a Brotherhood of Steel member wearing power armor over a red background outlining the Capitol of Washington DC
A picture of the Energizer Bunny beating a drum over a banner that reads, "Nightmare Keeps Going".
Black background, white text, image of a human skeleton, positive vibes. Hang in there. It gets worse.
Badly hand drawn fantasy creatures and elements