Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨

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They/Them 🐷 Trans cryptid & artist. #art, gay stuff, shitposts, funny & hopefully useful stuff. 🟢 Comms OPEN 🎨 thehamofficial.com 💜 Frogs, Bugs, Tea, Crafts, Overalls, Thrifting, Picnics 🌈 39, Queer 🏳️‍⚧️ AuDHD 🔥 No A/I or N/F/T 🔞 Minors DNI

Digital lettering hand-drawn in procreate. It reads "big dinky" in purple 3d lookin text with hatching down the side. It is overlapping a colorful blob in teal, yellow, pale purple and hot pink with little mushrooms poking up around the top.
a pencil crayon drawing of grimmis from mcdonals in my sketchbook. He has a huge juicy ass, claws, and and angry toothy scowl. The background is an ominous red and yellow blobby texture
a purple screenshot from my air app reading 239 US AQI very unhealthy. Main pollutant: pm2.5d little guy icon on the right is wearing a respirator
a box of 6 cute cupcakes in a box, one is oreo, 3 are vanilla with sprinkles, one is some kinda delicious looking cinnamon thing and thr last is white and red. Next to the box is an art gift card with paint tubes on it and on nthr right is my little purple beanbag gay son frog, hamber doing a blep
a photo of ham under purple lighting with a stray tuft of hair perfectly arched out of the back of their head
A closeup of a brown weevil on a white stone surface. cw bug
screenshot from an app called IQair showing "157 unhealthy, main pollutant PM 2.5" and it's an ominous red with a little masked person icon
Illustration of a pink, almost humanish bald creature stuck in a pipe with pretty foliage, butterflies, and a blue sky and clouds all around. The creature looks kinda happy even though it is stuck
a raw cracked egg in a hole in the middle of a piece of freshly baked sourdough cooking in a pan
Two sourdoughs, baked and resting on cooling racks
3 days worth of clean laundry messily strewn over my bed
Two baby birds (black Guillemots) being stinky in a rock burrow. One is close to the cam with it's bumb and has its beak open, the other is looking kinda forward
a selfie of ham, a white non-binary person with short hair and an undercut sitting in a white "montreal" tanktop and an open purple button down overtop. They have silver headphones around their neck, a little subtle rat mustache drawn on their upper lip, a septum ring and an astonished look
a shallow green bowl of fresh fettuccine pasta with cheese dust, olive oil pepper and salt on my desk
A black guillemot chick with mostly black and some white feathers on its wings and face looking to the side. It has kind of a long head like a lot of seabirds,and is fuzzy. It is in between two rocks where its burrow is
A box elder bug! A cute little black bug with red eyes, gangly antennae, and red edges on its wings. cw bug
A cube in an ikea kallax shelf which simply has a covered glass dome of snickerdoodles in it
a photo of my sketchbook on my lap showing a 2 page spread of mothman drawings. One is squatting n looking cheeky, one is doing a big mlem with a long tongueand you can see it's body and butt on the opposite page, one is running as if being about to fly, and one at the bottom looks ANGY with swirly eyes. The blank space is filled with flowers on the left, and onthe right is grass and stars around the mothman body.
A very badly photoshopped photo of ham frowning aggressively and holding up a sketchbook showing a page of swear words decorated with bright colors and a sexy grimace form mcdonalds ontop of a stock photo of a plane aisle. (I did this with the mouse my stylus is malfunctioning 😢)
pencil crayon and ink with a bit of watercolor texture overlaid digitally. two black and white dogs in outer space staring at a comet that is made of a triangle of CHEESE with flames around it. They are wearing white space suits with red seams and little corrugated looknig arm tubes with little black paw gloves. The bottom dog it looking up and mlemming slightly, the second dog on the right looks very nervous. The background is blue and purple with a surreal amount of stars.
a little pencil crayon storage made of a yogurt container and cardboard with leftover leaf wallpaper on the outside. On the front is a drawing of some pencils done on masking tape with a sharpie and markers then trimmed with an exacto. The cardboard compartments on the inside are purple and green
two cinnamon loaves on a cooling rack. One is half eaten because ham ate it oink oink
Sketchbook drawing of two black and white doggies floating in a colorful void filled with floating varieties of cheese! They are peering at the cheeses looknig started to find themselves in the cheems dimension
A photo of Ham's yellow sketchbook photographed outside by some grass near concrete pavers. There are stickers all over it: a sleepy baby bird carrying a coin, a purple slug, a muscular burger with arms and legs and a face, a blue brontosaurus, thehamofficial logo with a lil bleppin ham, a penguin with big eyes, a purple stegosaurus, a purple yellow frog and a circle one I censored bc it's a local thingy
an air quality thingy from the weather app which says 11 - Very High Health Risk Air quality index is 11, which is worse than yesterday at about this time.
a blue, red and black ballpoint pen drawing in my sketchbook. It is of a frog with long legs prancing, frowning, and holding a stem of cherry blossoms which are felling everywhere around it. The frog is a bright turquoise with little red pink flowers as a pattern on its skin, which matches the flowers of the branch and all around it. The background is a pale yellow.
Carl Sagan's face flying out of his own mouth as he goes "WHOOP!!" making whale noises while on a boat
the ponder your orb meme wizard pondering jimothy, the beloved round raccoon instead of his orb
controller in a little black suit and hat meme from thomas the tank engine re-labelled with: the DEPREASSION laughed. "YOU ARE WRONG"
Digital drawing of Jimothy, the stumpy orb of a raccoon whom we all love and cherish. He is walking super weird to the right, looking very on a mission. he is walking in some grass under a blue sky with clouds
youtube comment auditect950 9 years ago Did you ever hear the uplifting tale of Darth Dominum the jolly?
youtube comment marmotsack 9 years ago I swear it's like I'm back in church on Kashyyyk on Life Day Eve.
extreme closeup of a super pissed off frog drawing. u can see every pixel of his rage
a pileated woodpecker on a tree, big ass woodpecker with a long neck, pointy beak, black and white stripey markings and a red mark on his cheek and red dollop with a point on his head
Leslie knope from parks and rec, a blonde white lady doing finger guns lookin dorky
a photo of ham's hairy leg with a tanline where their shorts normally rest
little black weevil on a dead leaf closeup
Ham draws a frog's knee on their ipad in green. transcript: there's nothing more satisfying than drawing a big chunky frog elbow or a knobby frog knee. literally the height of existence, you're missing out if you haven't done this.
a little brown bird called the pygmy cupwing standing on a tree in profile. It has no tail. It looks like a little brown lemon with legs and a face. the tips of many of its feathers are white giving it a pinecone kinda vibe. It has an innocent little black round eye peering into your soul
some packaged toy "chicken flingers" which look like a yellow n red rubber chicken that you squeeze but they are meant to be yote at things by pulling the leggies and letting go to torment your partner or friends I assume
a bag of uncooked kraft dinner noodles and a line of orange cheese powder on a cutting board. it looks like how drugs look
a blue, red and black ballpoint pen drawing in my sketchbook. It is of a frog with long legs prancing, frowning, and holding a stem of cherry blossoms which are felling everywhere around it. The frog is a bright turquoise with little mred pink flowers as a pattern on its skin, which matches the flowers of the branch and all around it. The background is a pale yellow.
a grey grasshopper lookin thing resting on some warm concrete
Tiny ladybug nymph on a long grass, ham lets go as gently as possible but it shoots up pretty fast while ham says "whoop!! he stayed on!"
A baby bird on a nest cam breaking the fourth wall looking right into the camera. It is a baby swallow and he is very cute I love himb
a big black and grey hairy monster with swirly black horns, and a huuge mouth that tips back like a trashcan shoving a croissant in it. His eyes and red, glowy and wild looking. He has long arms with 3 fingers and basically no legs with clawed feet poking out under his fur
a ladybug nymph sitting on a piece of paper eith the word "cutie!" and an arrow pointing to it
Photo of my current sketchbook which is yellow and mostly full. I am showing the last 7 blank pages slightly while opening the book with my thumb in between
a pencil crayon & ink drawing in my sketchbook. Two black and white doggies in red christmas sweaters, one has a green nose the other had a red nose. Both have little brown antlers and big adorable eyes with mildly concerned eyebrows. Their little paws are in front of them within and oval-ish looking green christmas garland covered in colorful christmas orbs. There is a big shiny yellow star in the upper right corner
a pencil crayon and ink drawing of 5 pink flamingos standing in green blue water is various poses.one is bending over, beak open, one is just curved looking sideways, another has its head under water looking for shrimpies, one is front facing (elegant) and another is just a little dopey face in the bottom right corner
mystery fuzzy white bug running around on the concrete pavers
a ladybug nymph running around on ham's hand
a fuzzy little weird shaped cloud in a blue sky
digital drawing overtop of a cloud photo of a a stumpy short little bird with purple pink, orange and yellow feathers, he looks PISSED and has a huge poofy hairdo, naked pink butt and lanky pink legs doing a steppy. Also his eye is shiny and green
a folding multi-tool knife with green panels on the sides
Digital drawing ontop of clouds of a green slug with a huuge toothy mouth and smug partially closed eyes smiling. The slug is shedding a lot of slime. His body is warty and flat and tiny compares to that huge head. His eyes are purple with red retinas because why not, I am the boss of art here
a big lumpy cloud in a blue sky
ham offers a jumping spider a wet q-tip on a hot day "would you like a drink?" spider immediately runs to drink "aww he was thirsty! there u go bud"
a ladybug nymph on Ham'a fingers running around while they say "FRIEND!! FRIEND!!"