Eric Rosenhek

@thehek.bsky.social

146 Followers 51 Following

That dude who runs Definitely Not JaysTalk. Born and raised under American League rules. #BlueJays

A meme featuring a normal looking Winnie the Pooh representing Houston's 3-0 lead, and a classy dressed-up Winnie the Pooh representing the Jays 5-4 victory.
Pardon my fantasy 😏 Check this out: 2009 - Alex Rios is traded. Jose Bautista takes over as a starter and becomes a legend. 2026 - Daulton Varsho is traded. Myles Straw takes over as a starter and... fingers crossed.
AI image of fans standing in front of a sign that thanks Gausman, Varsho, Hoffman and Macko.
A group of nervous Blue Jay fans are huddled around a computer screen, waiting for news. Image made by Meta AI
Graphic with the following message: Today could be the last home game for George Springer, Daulton Varsho, Shane Bieber, Jeff Hoffman and a few others. Please consider showing them your appreciation regardless of how they performed on the field. They were all part of a wonderful story.
Photo of wrestlers Ole and Arn Anderson (Minnesota Wrecking Crew). Gus Varland's name over Ole. Louis Varland's name over Arn. Graphic assistance from Imgflip.com
Elegant cake with a Jays logo on the side. Piano and baseball on top
Skywalk artrium, Union Station.
Hundreds of people at an art gallery staring at a large portrait of Dylan Cease.
Graphic: I was made for loving you. green check mark Shout. Red X
Google homescreen asking the following question: Where is the Blue Jays' offensive spark?
Duane Ward baseball card from 1992
Joe Carter baseball card from 1992
Me on July 13, 1996.
Blue Jays baseball players in full uniform running through an airport, carrying suitcases.
Front of 1992 Eddie Zosky baseball card
Graphic with the following haiku poem: Dylan Cease conquered giants with fire and flair and offensive help
Photo of Mr. Rogers
Milk carton with a missing advertisement about the Blue Jays' offence. Graphic assistance from Imgflip.com and Meta AI
Meme of man sleeping outside during the day, with the caption "Tell me the Blue Jays are playing on the west coast without telling me the Blue Jays are playing on the west coast." Graphic assistance from Imgflip.com
Graphic with the following: "What do you call artificial intelligence software made by a Canadian company? Eh I"
Photo of Hugh Laurie playing Dr. House from the TV show, House. Caption: "give me Addison Barger. I'll have him figured out and all healed up within an hour." Graphic made with assistance from Imgflip.com
Outdoor exterior of Rogers Centre from the first base side.
Front side of a 1999 Mike Matheny Blue Jays baseball card.
A meme featuring Joey from the TV show "Friends" where he's looking happy and horrified. Happy is before the 8th inning. Horrified is after the 8th inning. Graphic assistance from Imgflip.com
Wrestler Candace Le Rae checks on a horizontal Johnny Gargano. Graphic assistance from Imgflip.com
Lisa Simpson reminds everyone about today's game starting at 4:07pm. Graphic made with assistance from Imgflip.com
Members of the Rogers Centre Groundscrew lineup along the left field foul line during pregame activities.
From September 2025: A topless Tyler Heineman chats with Hazel Mae after knocking in the walk-off winning run.
The view from my perch: Left field, foul territory, level 100. Jays in the field, Yankees batting.
My perch from foul territory.
Photo of Michael Jordan in a number 45 Chicago Bulls uniform with the caption "Alejandro Kirk returning to the lineup." Graphic made with assistance from Imgflip.com
Backside of a 1993 Randy Knorr baseball card.
Front side of a 1993 Randy Knorr baseball card.
Office Space Meme featuring Bill Lumbergh wanting Brandon Valenzuela to stay with the Jays.
A certified gold record for OK Blue Jays, displayed at the ball park.
Photo taken on Bathurst Street, south of Sheppard Avenue, during the Walk With Israel.
A "good science vs. bad science" meme to illustrate last night's 13-3 loss to Baltimore.
Graphic made on Imgflip.com - Opening title card to the TV show Dallas with the word "Chad" on top of it.
An invitation to a pre-gala reception before SkyDome's Opening Gala Celebration, held on June 3, 1989.
Photo of the Blue Jays' championship banners at SkyDome, as well as the following caption: "Happy Tuesday! I hope everyone has a...banner day." Yes, it's a Dad Joke
Homer Simpson falling back first over a fire hydrant.
A mustard bottle from the late 1980s, featuring a headshot of Blue Jays pitcher Mark Eichhorn on the front.
The Blue Jays' "muscle bird" logo. Life size version is located inside one of the ramps at SkyDome.
Photo of the Pearson Cup, currently being displayed at SkyDome.
Meme from ECW - One Night Stand 2006 (If Cena wins, we riot) Caption: Kevin Gausman on Twitter: If the roof is closed tonight we riot.
Simpsons meme featuring a sad-looking Milhouse and the caption "That feeling when Cease and Vladdy got hurt."
Toronto police providing information on Esther.
View from my seat in the 500s