Arlan Hellison (famous)

@thehell.zone

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celebrity. connoisseur of violent trash. http://thehell.zone

black-and-white image of some actors dressed as Skeletor, Teela, and He-Man complete with animation lines drawn on their abs and chests. He-Man man appears to be some Italian dude with dark hair and a thick dark mustache. Skeletor just has a normal guy face. there’s two men who look like 70’s comics creators in either lower corner for some reason.
part of a pale blue and pastel purple and pink planet viewed from space. a medium-sized cracked blue-grey moon with a faint sign of orange highlights looms nearby. we can see distant, multicolored stars and several far-away tiny planets
Masters Of The Universe Origins Sorceress action figure facing away from us and throwing it back in a dirty alley
Teela, a redheaded cartoon warrior in a gold tiara and gold and white armor with a high collar and a weird snake pattern around each boob, is looking around a weird jail cell with odd, impractical bars. She says “I wonder where they keep all the men hidden”
from bottom to top: Hurricane Hordak, a horned demon throwing up the devil horns and thrashing on a wicked guitar named Hellfire-Man, Terrir Claws Skeletor, 200X Triclops, Stranger Things Hordak who has a glow in the dark face, Mosquitor: who has a giant red triangular mosquito head and a window on his chest that drips blood. there is a goofy little space background barely covering the area behind the figures which is basically just a placeholder for a larger background still to be purchased
Apocalypse looking delighted
Turtles Of Grayskull TMNT/Masters Of The Universe crossover action figure Mutated He-Man. He’s completely translucent blue with bright green hair and a black Hatness with the orange H logo. There are massive spikes on his shoulders, belt, and gauntlets. He holds a mace high above his head. he wears a black headband. He has red eyes and grins menacingly.
close-up of Marvel Comics’ Kang The Conqueror looking smug
three varieties of Maruchan Ramen named “Saucy Noods” sitting on a shelf at a grocery store
Powder from Powder. he is chalk white and completely hairless with pink eyes like he has been casually mentionedd in a song off of Midnite Vultures
Skeletor extends his night Terror Claws towards the sandwich on a plate. Skeletor is wearing sexy metallic pink ab-baring armor
four adorable American robins hopping around a tree branch seen through a window screen
two buxom blonde women in white crop tops and light denim short jean shorts pose with assault rifles in front of the giant looking silhouette of a guy with a samurai sword. “Run for cover … this is no ordinary day in the sun!” An Andy Sidaris Film
picture of James Spader with a tattoo on his shoulder of a spider attacking a spade
James Spader is resting against a column in a burgundy button-up long sleeve shirt that is unbuttoned at least twice, maybe even three buttons down. his shirt is tucked into black slacks fastened with a black leather belt. he wears circular sunglasses (indoors, mind you)
movie poster for The New Kids (1985). Notable Amateur College Admissions Enthusiast Lori Laughlin holds a 2x4 and there is a slightly taller sweaty and exhausted-looking dude standing next to her. they appear to be standing in a shooting gallery with guns pointed at them. there’s some kind of evil clown images behind them
Masters Of The Universe Origins action figure Faker: He-Man with orange hair, blue skin, purple furry boots and a black loincloth with Skeletor’s harness but colored orange. He is an evil He-Man robot.
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title card from trailer with alternating words alternating blue and white each line, starting with “Bruce Willis” in white, then Die Harder 2” “Die Harder” really small underneath
50’s Batman throws an entire birthday cake into the face of a mustachioed villain and declares “Happy Birthday!”
Evil He-Man from Anti-Eternia looks just like He/Man but he’s got red eyes and vest and loincloth and jet fuckin black skin
a band on a stage all dressed in matching grey suits with red shirt and black ties with sunglasses. they stand in front of an American flag with inverted colors
Micheal Cera as Wally Brando on Twin Peaks
Stratos, an aggressively hairy bird/monkey man with a bizarre red bird like helmet with blue accents around his giant black soulless dead bird eyes. he wears a sex harness made of red feathers. he wears a somehow skimpier version of the standard he man dude loincloth with a yellow belt. he wears yellow bracelets attached to bizarre blue arm feathers that extend to his elbow. he for some reason has the mouth of an ape with a thick chinstrap beard and is so hairy he has a special torso and legs with hair molded into the skin. he is horrible and I hope he dies
Scare Glow is a beefy glow-in-the-dark skeleton. The skeleton is painted on the muscles. Don’t ask me how that works. He wears a purple cape with a high collar, a blue loincloth, and blue knee boots. He carries a flat scythe made out of a single shade of green plastic.
extreme close up of a dude aggressively smoking a joint
a kid is sitting at his desk and he’s wearing a baseball cap with a hole punched in it and there’s an orange spike of hair coming out of the hole and there seems to be several pink dreadlocks attached to one side. he’s wearing yellow face paint with some kind of jagged horror line effect painted on top of it. he wears a leather jacket and wears a bullet bandolier???? he’s sticking his tongue out
handsome generic Caucasian male Arlan Hellison (etc) is wearing a yellow “I heart The Monster Hero” t-shirt, translucent neon green sunglasses, and dark blue denim vest as he poses with a hand in his pocket in the mirror. also I’m Arlan Hellison and I’m writing this in the third person lol how exciting
Krusty the Klown, looking stupefied with a cigarette hanging precariously from his lips. he is about to angrily declare “what the hell was that”
an tiny adorable baby deer wanders around my backyard and is eventually joined by its happy, cuddling and scampering presumed mother
post on Threads from a guy named “Hans Stoller XIV” “The establishment's continued smear campaign against Graham Platner is beyond pathetic.”
Arlan Hellison is a generic Caucasian male with brown hair in a little mullet and he’s got it in a tiny ponytail and a blue headband with different shades all streaked around it. he wears a dark blue denim jacket with some nerdass video game pins on it. he wears blue aviators that look like the ones Stallone wears in Cobra. it is beautiful and sunshiny outside where the picture is taken, which is abnormal
crude drawing of Sonic The Hedgehog on the inside of a truck. He has a detailed head and a stick figure body. He has a thought balloon that reads “I’m fat as fuck booo!!!”
Chuck Norris responded to inquiries regarding the actual martial arts proficiency of costar David Carradine by stating, "David Carradine is every bit as good a martial artist as l am an actor."
a dark dimension of formless masses of chud wearing MAGA hats, lit only by the light of the Fell For It Again Award sun
a mediocre Caucasian male in his early 40’s wears a bootleg x-files t-shirt and shows off his cool new mullet, which is similar to his old cool mullet, but shorter
two figures in the distance walk down a gloomy moonlit path at night. im the foreground is a gruesome and twisted beast that has been crucified, and the broken severed face of a once-massive statue
fantasy-metal ass mountain landscape with a massive horned warrior statue next to the mountain. the statue carries a large battleaxe
neon blue screaming skull
western Union telegram reading, in its entirety “BROTHER DEAD. RETURN HOME. GRANDFATHER”
Estelle Getty is wearing a rad pink and teal track suit and pointing a gun with a look of intense concentration on her face.
Stallone in public in a shirt and tie and wearing a big goofy diaper with a cartoonishly large pin holding it up. he holds a gun and says “Mommy! I don’t want to be changed.”
screenshot from the movie we are discussing. A blonde flight attendant with giant 90’s chunky earrings says “You know, you looked real sexy in those diapers.”
close-up of the previous image of a matronly figure looking through the O’s in the word Shoot and pointing a gun at us in a forced perspective
title screen Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992). a tiny cartoon matronly figure stands next to the word Shoot.
Ray Smuckles peeing sidesaddle and declaring, “Yeah, man! We doin’ this!”
a pine tree decorated with Christmas lights is visible as a house is exploded with a rocket launcher
Young Robert Patrick wearing one of those weird civilian war soldier hats, long hair, light facial hair, all dirtied up and wearing a denim vest much like Norman Reedus on Walking Dead
four sweaty Caucasian nerds cheer for something
Bryan Cranston stands in blue underwear and undershirt outside of a trailer. no, from Malcolm In The Middle, it’s a different one than the one you’re thinking of
Mick Jagger is wearing a sci fi authoritarian helmet that looks like it’s in a movie from 15 years earlier. he is scowling. he’s Acting, baby
poster named MC Skat Kat Fan Account” liked my post “I regret to inform everyone that MC Skat Kat, the cartoon cat Paula Abdul sang a duet with in "Opposites Attract" ... has died”
4 sweaty Caucasian nerds in a darkened room cheer enthusiastically
an image that says “Vampire Crawlers” at the top. Below are three images labeled “Patch 1”, “Patch 2” and “Patch 3” with no other information provided
extension cord with the rubber frayed off by the plug, exposing various inner wires
Adam Jensen says “Yeah, RIP”
close-up of my beautiful face in a loading dock. there is a red mark on my forehead and a small cut on my nose
Squidward in Krusty Krab uniform behind the counter captioned “Daring Today Aren’t We” in classic Impact font fashion
Arlan Hellison takes a big drag off two joints at once, then declares “whoever you think you are, I am”, and he is correct
Arlan Hellison, generic Caucasian male with a mullet, wearing a PlayStation logo t-shirt, lights two joints in his mouth at once, then gives a thumbs up