The Hellfridge (wants to translate your silly game to German)

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Mid 30s | he/him | De/en translator & editor | (cat) dad | speedrunner | games cool | gamers™ trash | YT stuff | feminism | trans rights | bi & polyam

German results screen from Star Fox 2026 showing the hard route on Expert difficulty with medals in each level and 1513 points.
Star Fox and Rhythm Paradise Groove for Switch
The starting screen of Forbidden Solitaire which is a mock windows desktop screen with different software icons, Forbidden Solitaire being one of them, because the game is doing this meta thing.
One Piece Monopoly at a library.
Screen from Pokémon Champions showing that I made it to Master Ball Tier Rank 3 with my team of Hatterene, Garchomp, Sneasler, Milotic, Manectric and Volcarona.
Screenshot from pokemon go of a Kricketune with 666 battle points.
Alucard, the eater of asses of rats and mice.
Screenshot from Titanium Court with the musical number and the salmon. I really can't say more, if you're intrigued, get that game, friend.
"About Me: Video Games" grid Favorite Game: Undertale Best Story: Pathologic 3 Favorite Art Style: Okami Biggest Personal Impact: Undertale Best Combat: God Hand Overhated: Daikatana Underrated: Wonderful 101 Overrated: Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Needs a Remake: Linda³ Again Criminally Overlooked: Terranigma Favorite Protagonist: Boku no Natsuyasumi 2 Favorite Antagonist: Metal Gear Rising Revengance Best Soundtrack: Smash Ultimate Best Multiplayer: Mario Party Jamboree Not Usually My Thing, but: Final Fantasy 14 Turn My Brain Off: Stardew Valley Best With Friends: Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes Best Retro Game: Super Mario Bros. 3 Nostalgic Childhood Game: Mario Paint Game Everyone Should Play: Baba is You
Screenshot from the video game "Titanium Court" where there is a picture of a cat accompanied by a title card that reads "The cat responds to this question by falling asleep on your lap."
The Tomb Labyrinth from Final Fantasy 8 where you find the lost students ID. The ID Number is 6 7. A sequence of number that becomes funnier and funnier the more often I repeat it at people a third of my age.
Leaderboard for the second challenge in the indie game big hops showing me at the #1 Rank with 21.72 seconds.
RazzleDazzle, a good egg, gifted me Big Hops on Steam.
A completely black car with purple rims.
Dathon from the Darmok episode of star trek
Thumbnail der Netflix Serie "Weihnachten zu Hause."
Screenshot from Angeline Era, where the main character Tets felt a divine presence and took some time for reflection.
Panel from "the anime club" with one of the kids angrily saying "you uncultured swine" because somebody said porn instead of (the correct term) "hentai"
Dude with a chicken (?) costume from the game Pentiment looking silly and sticking their tongue out.
German street sign reading "am Anger"
receipt from GOG showing Horses, Normality and Thief Gold being bought
Me, feeling handsome with my mustache, playfully looking away from the camera. Hip young people would say that I am serving something.
Screenshot from The Séance at Blake Manor. The main character is talking to Miss McLeod about a big revelation, while her confidant and gay lover Missus Lau is standing right next to them (but is not part of this gameplay interaction).
Alucard the cat, being the hygenic cat that he is, lickng as close as he can towards his had. But he doesn't care. He wants to be clean!
The scene as described above.
It is me, with very dreamy eyes and a mustache.
Screenshot from Stray Children. Main character talks to a slime who says: "I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams..."
The intro video of Heroes of Might and Magic 3 Complete on a laptop screen next to the printed out tutorial in a binder.
Alucard the cat, sleeping peacfully. Lying in his back. Paws dangling in front of his face, mouth slightly open si the lil teeth a visible. So dongus.
Quote from JoJo Steel Ball Run: "Do you know why the dinosaurs perished when they were prospering on this earth? It's because they were idiots whl didn't understand the concept of respect!"
Bin zwiegespalten. Einerseits ist das Spiel ein gewaltiges Werk und mehr und besser als ich es mir hätte vorstellen können, als das erste Remake damals angekündigt wurde. Es ist quasi alles da, was eins sich wünschen würde an set pieces, sequenzen und momenten. Das Versprechen "Wir geben euch (das zweite Drittel) FF7 in modern wurde absolut erfüllt. Andererseits hat das Spiel gefühlt keinen richtigen Fokus. Es will alles machen, am besten gleichzeitig. Die Menge an Minispielen ist schon gnadenlos drüber und wenn die Hälfte davon gekickt worden wär, dem Spiel würde nichts fehlen. Das Kampfsystem ist an sich gut und hat viel Potenzial, allerdings sindo beinahe 100% der Kämpfe derartig trivial, dass man nie wirklich ein Gefühl für die zig Werkzeuge entwickelt, die einem das Spiel gibt. Wenn dann doch vereinzelt Kämpfe auftauchen, bei denen strategisches Vorgehen notwendig ist, steht man plötzlich vor einem riesigen Difficulty Spike. Das wäre nicht so schlimm, wenn das Ausprobieren neuer Strategien mit umständlichem Menüherumgewusel einhergehen würde. Das fühlt sich eher nach Arbeit an als nach spaßigem Herumexperimentieren. Im Vergleich dazu hat ein DMC dieses Problem beispielsweise nicht. Das Ausprobieren unterschiedlicher Moves und Strategien geht fast komplett menüfrei. Höchstens das Umstellen von Waffenshortcuts ist nötig, alle anderen Tools sind halt mittem im Gameplay abrufbar.
Thumbnail of renowned Youtube personality wondermagenta with an automatically translated video title below: "SCHALTER 2 IS FAST DA.", which translates to "Switch 2 is almost there." Dunno, maybe YT should not do that, it's kinda silly.
A delighted, dare I say jubilant Ninja Turtle from the Coming Out of The Shell cassette tape, cropped that you only see the turtle's ecstatic face and the word coming below
Simons head from Boku no Natsuyasumi 2 with the words "Bonzo Schlonzo" above his head taken from the german localization of Paper Mario.
Alucard, a brown cat with black striped and spots, is lying on his back. However, his spine is turned in such a way thst it looks like it's a mix of two cats lying in different ways and it's really weird.
Chess.com screenshot with a brilliant move that I can't accurately describe atm bc I also still suck at notation, but basically my black bishop was moved to h3, defending the queen on g2 being attacked by the other queen on f3.
Screenshot from the German version of Paper Mario where one of the Koopa brothers is saying: "Wir sind die Super-Ultra-Hyper-Giga-Hippen-Krassen-Fetten-Bonzo-Schlonzo-Fantastic-Bombastik-Koopa Brüder!!!"
Jake the Dog from Adventure Time saying: "dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sort of good at something"
My Steam replay stats. 66 Games played. 631 achievements. 790 sessions 36 new games. Most played games: Metaphor Re:Fantazio (14%) UFO 50 (10%) Frogun Encore (8%) Armored Core VI (8%) Baldurs Gate 3 (7%)
Screenshot from metaphor re: fantazio with the mission objective "get to the anus!"
Cute bi girl with the caption "happy bi visibility day; to all the stereotype gals of 'Bi, afraid of women and in a relationship with a nerdy, golden retriever cis man'
Steam achievement notification showing the final achievement for getting all achievements (in German).
If you’re short on time, here’s a quick answer to your question: Baby goats are called kids or kiddings.
Results screen of Frogun Encore showing a final time (and personal best) of 19 minutes, 55 seconds and 539 milliseconds.
Canela, a brown and black mangy little sphinx-like loveable shit curled up in a ball on a pillow.
Black and brown cat Alucard from subpost sitting there, looking into the camera, while Outis, a black and white cat, lies there all comfy and dongus in a way that makes it look like he doesn't have a lower jaw.
Alucard, a brown and black cat, lying on the couch like a dongus, head tilted, lazy sack shape, silly grin on his face.
Usopp from One Piece, crying for reasons.
A bittle of bear in a mug with a painting of me with a berserk-reference-sized sword.
Black and brown tom cat getting chest scritchies going up and down with his front paws.
Outis, Alucard, and Canela, three cats lying wonderfully blissful on the couch. Outis looking up hungrily.
Illuminated manuscript frawing from the game pentiment Dude with a chicken hat sticking his tounge out.
AGDQ games list entry showing Frogun Encore played by me