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Marin Kanter dreamed by a doorway and pointing a gun into the building. A ray of light from outside spotlights her and bathes her in a cloud of dust motes but also partially shadows her face
Marin Kanter, a young woman with a pixie cut, sitting in the passenger seat of a convertible and saying “Daddy, calls me a slut.”
Poster for The Loveless 1981
Poster for The Other Hell 1981
Poster for Get Shorty 1995
Poster for The Evil Dead 1981
Framed poster for Evil Dead Burn 2026
Poster for The Mummy 2026
Poster for After.Life 2009
Glenda Jackson and the 2 soldiers she schtupped lean over and share champagne. Each has a straw directly in the bottle, which is sitting in the ice bucket
Glenda Jackson, head thrown back, stands in front of the throne on the stage
Salome leans over to kiss the head of John the Baptist. Her tongue is conspicuously out
A hungry looking Salome staring at the screen as the rest of the ensemble crowds behind her
The ensemble of the play looking at the camera and saying “Oy vey!”
Salome, sitting in the throne and sipping a milkshake, while Herod begs her to take anything but the Baptist’s head
Salome, wild eyed, yelling “The head of John the Baptist!”
John the Baptist, his red and black lined eyes, peering over the edge of his prison hole
Closeup of Herod’s sweaty, rouge covered, horny face
Salome, face covered by a silver veil, and with a spiky peacock headpiece, is widened and looking askew as she prepares to dance
Salome, reclining on a couch, stretches her leg over Herod’s lap, as he plays with her shoe
Glenda Jackson reclining sideways on a throne, one leg hanging over the arm rest. Her left hand holds up a cigarette and is framed by the moon. She exhales a long plume of smoke into the air
Glenda Jackson looking off camera. She has thick black eyeliner with red makeup above her eyes and bright red lipstick. She has a gold crown lined with rubies and a veil that lines the sides of her face
A gold clad blonde soldier boy with a whiny expression telling a very unimpressed Salome “You who are like a bouquet of myrrh!”
Closeup of Salome, which crazy face activated, saying “It’s horrible! It’s horrible, your body!”
Salome, hands on hips, and wearing a spangly bejewelled dress, stands in front of a bound Blue John the Baptist. The buxom guards stand behind him waiting to whip him
John the Baptist, who is blue, in a small cage being tormented by 3 buxom prison guards. A painted backdrop of Herod’s palace, Machaerus, hangs in the background, prominently featuring a cloud encircled moon
Poster for Salome’s Last Dance 1988
Helga Liné: she has long red hair held back by a thick headband. She is wearing a green bikini top with fringe hanging down over her abdomen
Poster for The Loreley’s Grasp 1973
A sealed, sterilized 25g needle but what’s this? There’s 2 of them
Poster for A Chinese Ghost Story 3 1991
Poster for Crypt of the Living Dead 1973
Poster for Caged Fury 1990
Poster for The Great Gatsby 2013
Poster for Obsession 2026
Poster for Backrooms 2026
A buff young Stanley Tucci, with slickbacked hair and a white tank top on
Character poster of Jennifer Lawrence in American Hustle 2013
A man gearing up to kiss you, POV style
A rocky, lizardesque monster standing behind Ling and peering at him. Ling has not noticed it
Poster for A Chinese Ghost Story 2 1990
The captain of the expedition screaming as she holds the deceased All Mother in her arms. Tentacles writhe around them in distress
The All Mother, a gothy babe in a black fishnet outfit with an orange strip on her chin. She is standing in an ancient stone temple
Blue Hugh Mongous, a Cthulhu looking face tentacled alien telling a woman with exceptionally crimped hair “Lady, I got eight penises that need satisfaction”
A boxy little space ship attempts a rocky landing in a forested area
Poster for Femalien: Cosmic Crush 2020
Book jacket for Piranesi by Susanna Clarke
Head shot of Tangolele. She has big bouncy dark hair with a shock of white. Severe drawn on eyebrows make her look like the baddest bitch around. She will eat you up
Poster for Las Mujeres Panteras 1967
Jacob in bed with Crystal. She is sleeping with her head on his chest and he has a defeated, resigned expression
Derek, the biggest asshole of the dudes, with some googly eyes and one of those stretchy cables used to hold things to the roof of a car wrapped around his mouth
Lin, Getty, and Crystal sitting around a fully dressed table. They are dressed in fancy dinner clothes
Lin standing over a bloody Piglet and yelling “You can lean to jack off left handed now.”
A man named Piglet, in really filthy pajamas, on his hands and knees about to lick up a puddle of blood
Lin, a woman in a yellow dress and red smock, taking the innards of a dude and making them outards
Jacob handcuffed to the bed while the girl, Crystal, sits on top of him
Shot of a dude hiding in a closet, with a slat door. Someone outside the closet is saying “I know you’re in there.”