Chris Sims

@theisb.bsky.social

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He/Him. Waiting by the river.

A picture of my desktop whiteboard reading: TO PLAY TENNIS: - Wis check - Int check - Deception check - Athletics check - Persuasion check
Kevin Conroy (Batman) circa 1986 just looking like an absolute fuckin hunk, just a perfectly coiffed stud.
Wrestling Superstar Chad 2 Badd
Kevin McCallister’s weird little piss freak cousin (Kieran Culkin) loading up a twelver of Pepsi on his way to Lindsey Graham’s new bathroom.
A Fire Pro World fan created wrestler of Anastasia Steele, the protagonist of 50 Shades of Grey
Big Challenges, a happy lil crocodile.
Benito’s NWAsonas * “Mr. Classics” Virgil Cicero * “Big Santa” Nick Saint * Simon “The Book” Shuster * Deacon Charlie Church * “Killer” Chucky Jigsaw * “The Colonel” Ken Tucky * “Big And Tall” Martin Menswear * “Humerus” Mike Marrow * “Stone Sober” Tyler Teetotal * “The Angel” Gabriel Tombs * “The Original Sin” Cain Sodom * “Historic” Teddy Edison * “The Purist” Benny Dictine * “Good News” Carman Osteen
Kevin McCallister’s little freako cousin (Kieran Culkin) loading up the chamber to rock a fat piss later on.
Coffee Cup the dog. His very big ears are pointed up because whipped cream is present.
Opener: Glacier vs Minoru Suzuki 2: La Parka vs Maki Itoh 3: Katsuyori Shibata vs Meng Semi-Main: Mike Awesome vs Swerve Strickland Main Event: Kurt Angle vs Kazuchika Okada
Miyamoto Usagi looking like he is experiencing the year 2026 Anno Domini, by Stan Sakai.
Baki and the strongest Underground Arena fighters face a threat of historical proportions: the resurrected Musashi Miyamoto, Japan’s greatest samurai.
Dialogue from Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose #144 about how much a character (Boo Cat, in this case) wants more sex. The word balloons are transparent instead of the standard white background.
A panel from Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose #144 (March 2026) in which the Skeleton Man is cold punching a vampire baby in the face. Like stiff arm right cross directly to the fontanelle.
I will never affirm that you are right. I will maintain my integrity until I die. I will cling to my righteousness and never let it go. My conscience will not accuse me as long as I live! —Job 27:5-6
Think clean thoughts, chum.
Ogami Itto to his son, Daigoro: No matter what happens you must not go outside! If father does not return, you also die! If you do not cry even when hungry, if you endure even when cold, if you wait patiently, you too can die.
The Pokémon 30th anniversary logo featuring Snorlax, whose big ol tummy is exactly as round as the 0 because he’s a big ol chonky boy
TAKE YOUR BLOOD, IMBUED WITH MALEVOLENCE.
A panel from FIST OF THE NORTH STAR where Raoh is renouncing the name of Kenoh, the king of fists.
“Maybe it’s that stupidity that turned you evil!” — Kenshiro, the heir of Hokuto Shinken
Kenshiro from FIST OF THE NORTH STAR saying “The time has come for the mad star of terror to fall!” (He just talks like this.)
A page from FIST OF THE NORTH STAR where dudes are screaming and exploding from having their Meridian Channeling Points struck by Kenshiro, the true heir of the 2,000 year-old art of Hokuto Shinken.
Raoh from FIST OF THE NORTH STAR saying “All I see is Kenshiro now. All I see in this world is Kenshiro!”
Biscuit, a white pit bull mix, with a big smile, being the best little dog in the whole world.
From FIST OF THE NORTH STAR; “Who will seize that rainbow in this age of chaos?”
Juza of the Clouds from FIST OF THE NORTH STAR saying “I’m whimsical, like the clouds.”
Graffiti at Lake & Bloomington directed at members of ICE, reading “Go home Bitch Ass Nazis.”
An anti-ICE protester waving the Straw Hat Pirates flag from ONE PIECE.
A clip from 47 RONIN where The God Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa says “You are now ronin.* *: Masterless Samurai.”
Did you know that when Aragorn kicks the helmet Viggo Mortensen actually broke two toes??????
A hand painted D&D miniature of a Beholder facing off one on one against NBA All Star “Sir” Charles Barkley.
Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You’re all blocked. None of you are free from sin.
Public Trashbag Number One Jimmy "Coffinfood" Fallon
A graph created by the Hick-Man.
A portrait of the author hanging out with his good friend Goku. ✌️
2000s internet icon Strong Mad carving the word DAGRON into a tabletop with an x-acto knife.
A fan at AEW Dynamite holding a sign that says KENNY OMEGA IS BATMAN FAVORITE WRESTLER
Pudd Nelson Cuba Gooding III Boomer Scarborough "No gimmicks needed" Steve the Samurai The Cucumber Buster Norberg "Powercat" Jeff Winslow "The Human Thermometer" Pat Joplin Frank "grabass" Hernandez "New in town" Luke Wilcox Danny "Doubledip" Dawkins Adrian Dill Picklesbly "The Midnight Oil" Barney Stamp "The Job" Tiff Sanford "Bareback" Benny Figg "Cool Dad" Don Crenshaw "Space Homey" Mike Smith "Pro Bowler" Benjy "Ball Return" Roberts "Crooked Dick" Johnny Hogg Dick "The Hammer" Dick "All Sack" Drew Gulak "Handjob" Dave Handerson "6 Dicks Deep" David O'Neil "Solar System Specialist" Steve Baker "Long Haul" Lenny Broadway Jeff "The Tit" Baker Lemuel "Little Baby Dong" Denver Mick "The Kraken" McKracken "Hard Wood" Rich Mahogany
An NPC in Pokémon Legends ZA saying “Do you think a Pokémon could be mayor someday?”
A photograph of a trendy young Pokémon trainer having a cup of coffee at a cafe with Bulbasaur.
A panel from SUPERGIRL #6 by Sophie Campbell, in which Kara (Supergirl) Zor-El keeps a poster of Canadian singer-songwriter Carly Rae Jepsen featuring the cover art to her flawless 2015 album E•MO•TION, featuring the iconic saxophone solo of the hit single "Run Away With Me."
Public Trashbag Number One Jimmy "Coffinfood" Fallon
From “I Think You Should Leave,” “The bones are the skeletons’ money, in our world bones equal dollars”
A panel from Eiichiro Oda's ONE PIECE of Nico Robin saying "I find it embarrassing as a human being."
The cover of ULTRA COMICS #1, in which a superhero is saying "YOU MUST NOT READ THIS COMIC!"
Crossword time: 11:55 (Sunday, September 14)
A panel from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure where Joseph Joestar says “I’ll be reading my comic, so please, carry on.”
A photograph of a television screen playing BAKI HANMA S2e12, where a man who looks like Rob Liefeld’s Steven Segal is saying “the testicles must be kept cool for the sperm to thrive.”
Yes, the battle has begun.