Ranch Devereaux

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2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality. SF

GenericGayGay™️ wearing a blue hat and white tank and blue and white shorts with a slingbag on his back and holding a shopping bag standing very faggily in front of a fountain in Nice
Album cover for Nia Archives’ album emotional junglist
GenericGayGuy™️ in v short jean shorts lifting up his shirt taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror
GenericShirtlessGayGuy™️ wearing sunglasses relaxing by the pool with his left arm behind his head
Video of GenericGayGuy™️ jumping off a cliff into a lagoon in Malta
One GenericGayGuy™️ in a camo jock strap and sunglasses next to a handsome gay guy in a camo crop top and shorts
A door with scrabble magnet letters spelling out “Richard and Jack don’t worry we’re ugmos”
Screenshot of google result for “can you run shirtless in Venice” No, you cannot run shirtless in Venice, Italy. Doing so is highly illegal and is considered a violation of public decency. Walking or running around the city without a shirt or in swimwear can result in hefty fines ranging from €50 to over
GenericShirtlessGayGuy™️ taking a selfie on the Rialto bridge
Frank Grimes, or Grimey as he liked to be called, mocking Homer and showing off his buttcrack
Two gay guys up in a tower named after a snail overlooking some of Venice
GenericGayGuy™️ in a train bathroom lifting up his shirt and taking a selfie
Album for the soundtrack to Mother Mary
Cover for The Land and Its People by David Sedaris
GenericGayGuy™️ in a black cut off and a hat sitting on a train
Baps from Chicken Run asking about holiday
Brenda from Scary Movie saying “Die Mitch, please die!”
GenericShirtlessGayGuy™️ in lavender shorts and black shoes standing on a bridge in Lucerne, Switzerland
Clip from Strangers with Candy
GenericGayGuy™️ in blue Jean shorts and a white tank posing in front of a window that says Filling Station at the Lindt factory
Vending machine at a train stop in Zurich showing a pack of cigs, pregnant test labeled “maybe baby,” a batter pack, a vape, and a capri sun
A female outline with artichokes for boobs next to a male outline with a pineapple for a penis
A bag of Haribo pink gummy mice but they look like dicks
Picture of the cast of golden girls with their real ages when they filmed the first season
GenericGayGuy™️ in a sweaty blue crop tank and grey booty shorts
GenericGayGuy™️ pointing at a hole in his white tank top
Brenda from Scary Move 2 saying “Die Mitch, please die!”
Brenda from Scary Movie 2 saying “die bitch, please die!”
GenericShirtlessGayGuy™️ in red sweatpants taking a selfie
GenericGayGuy™️ in sunglasses wearing an American flag speedo (trashy!) with his arms behind his head in an inner tube floating on the river
Two gay guys in speedos and sunglasses taking a picture surrounded by other gay people
GenericGayGuy™️ in a us flag speedo with sunglasses sitting in an inner tube
Shirtless bleach blonde GenericGayGuy™️ lying on the ground with his tuxedo cat sniffing his ear
Gay guy in front of a fountain and blue mosque wearing a pink tank top and lavender shorts that scream FAGGOT
GenericGayGuy™️ in grey sweatshorts taking a selfie in an empty locker room and he’s giving free feet because Independence Day is about freedom even if you have little hobbit feet
GenericGayGuy™️ with a white towel around his waist taking a selfie
Screenshot of People article: The former child star, known for her roles in The Ring and voicing Lilo in Lilo & Stitch, died at 35 years old on June 16. A Los Angeles medical examiner's report listed her cause of death as AIDS with other significant conditions including chronic polysubstance use.
Assistant Nisha, Doctor Sam, and Mabel from Hoppers
Screenshot of Lori Beth Denberg during her segment of Vital Information
GenericGayGuy™️ shirtless wearing grey sweat shorts taking a bathroom mirror selfie
GenericGayGuy™️ in a bath towel putting lotion on after showering
THE iconic clip from THE Golden Girls
Haute & Freddy’s video for Scantily Clad
Karen from Mean Girls asking why are you round?
Picture of a counter top with a kiss, a rolo, and a mini Reese’s cup
Screenshot of article about exercise “Finding the sweet spot for lifting The sweet spot for weekly resistance training - the amount associated with the maximum longevity benefit per minute — was easy to detect. It came at anywhere between 90 and 119 minutes per week of lifting. Lifting for that much time each week was linked to a 13 percent lower risk of dying prematurely from any cause and a 19 percent lower risk of dying from heart disease.”
GenericGayGuy™️ in a red stringer tank sticking his finger through the little hole on the right part of the tank
Tricia from Somebody Somewhere with her hand on her him looking both annoyed and concerned
Shirtless GenericGayGuy™️ wearing a blue baseball cap standing in front of his fig tree
Screenshot of The Simpsons with Maggie being held up and a “I’m a stupid baby” sign tapes to her stomach
GenericGayGuy™️ shirtless in red sweatshorts and a blue hat
Helga from Hey Arnold! looking crazy writing in a book
Screenshot of Billboard Hot 100 for week of Jan 30, 1999 showing the single …Baby One More Time at number 1
Jenny Slate as Mona Lisa from Parks and Rec saying “money, please!” but instead of “money” there’s a text box that says “attention”