James

@thejamesmonster.bsky.social

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Aussie in London 🐨🏳️‍🌈

Screenshot of dialogue in Pokemon Legends Z-A with the text from a character called Naveen: “We always seem to leave the heaviest load on your shoulders, Jimmy.”
James in a white vest, defeated on the sofa
Guy with the words “am I better than everyone?” over the top
Milhouse from The Simpsons sitting calmly on a chair
A photo of James from behind in corporate wear
James taking a selfie in a bathroom, wearing glasses, a vest, striped overshirt and jeans
A Russian blue, grey, short-haired cat stretching out on a bed, eyes closed
Russian blue cat sleeping on a couch with his front paw outstretched
Rashida Jones in Black Mirror’s Common People episode
James and his partner Matt recreating The Titanic scene where Jack holds onto Rose at the front of a boat
"I can't believe we gave 'these' guys an entire quarter in Jerusalem... Survivor — that's how we feel after watching this song." These comments saw AMPTV demand an explanation from KAN regarding the words used by its commentary team. The Director General of KAN sent a formal apology to his Armenian counterpart, stating: "Eurovision broadcasts in Israel are traditionally accompanied by humorous and lighthearted commentary, during which the pair of commentators make funny and interesting observations about the songs, performers, and participating countries. During the second semi-final of Eurovision, commentators made direct humorous comments, including about Armenia's song, as they do with almost all performances. One of the jokes in question, which was aimed solely at the song and not at the country or the Armenian people, inadvertently offended some members of the Armenian community. This was, of course, not entirely intentional. On the contrary, on several occasions, members of the Israeli delegation have highlighted the importance of the Armenian song and emphasized the warm relations between the two delegations. When we learned that the comment was perceived as an insult, the commenter who made the remark publicly apologized on his personal platform. Additionally, a clarification will be provided by the commentators on tonight's live broadcast. KAN - Israel Public Broadcasting Corporation sincerely apologizes for this humorous comment. We wish Parg and the Armenian team good luck during today's performance. Sincerely, Golan Yochpaz, Director General of the Israel Public Broadcasting Corporation."
Star Wars’ Padme crying while giving birth
A cat laying on my arm
The book cover of Andrew Holleran’s Dancer from the Dance
James holding a tennis racket on a tennis court
James walking into a sauna
SpongeBob smiling with a montage of SpongeBob freaking out in the background
A Russian blue cat called Storm playing with the string of a hoodie
Book cover for Dawn French’s “The Twat Files”
SpongeBob SquarePants sitting next to Patrick with a solemn face and legs crossed
James holding a cocktail next to a window of the view of Sydney, Australia.
Lois Griffin dresses as Lady Gaga and staring at the new Mayhem album
The Powerpuff Girls’ Blossom sitting on a couch with tears in her eyes
A photo of a Sims 2 still, with a fireman saying “I’m fining you £500 for calling when there was no emergency” but there’s a tree on fire
A screenshot of Miriam Margolyes’ audiobook, entitled “Oh Miriam!”
Gemma Collins looking perplexed
The Sims 2: Super Collection downloading from the Mac App Store
Valentine’s Day card with Linda from The Traitors season three and the text: “You don’t have to be a sailor to know you’re my valentine… sorry!”
Screenshot of the song Loyal by Chung Ha
Screenshot from The Simpsons: A mother pulls her son away while a man interrupts and Bart looks on
H2o Just Add Water promotional poster with three mermaids lying on a beach
Karma’s got its kiss for me meme - woman sitting in a car with tears in her eyes and pouting
Graffiti on a cubicle wall that says “I wish this loo had a glory hole, I want to suck some cock”
James standing on scales with the number 71kg on it
Cover of Cher: The Memoir, Part One
James taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror while wearing a suit
Frankie from The Traitors season three widening her eyes in shock
Grogu holding tea
Drag Race UK’s Cheryl Hole making a shocked/disgusted face
Lisa from BlackPink in a red outfit on a phone background screenshot
Alexander from The Traitors
Squidward looking sideways awkwardly
The name “Minah” spelt incorrectly as “Meina” on a small chalk board
James holding a grey cat in a bedroom
Lois Griffin smoking a cigarette and standing at the front door
Matt and James holding up Christmas cards with Mo from EastEnders on them
Cat sleeping on lap
A screenshot of my most played Nintendo games of the year— Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, and Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
A picture of Storm (a cat) with a silly face