J.D. Lowe

@thejdlowe.bsky.social

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Leftist 42 year old programmer/gamer/comedian/voice actor, wrote jokes for hard-drive.net nerfwire.com and manfacts.org and former game dev. Posts are my own opinion. He/Him

Meat Fish Produce presents Indy and Lindy's Indie Improv Shindigy Columbus Indie Improv Teams for a good cause Corrected "Final" total: $1,072.54 8th Floor Improv Boyz II Many Breaking News The Bunsen Burnouts Canada Wet Dad Bod Dawks Improv Friends The Improv MeetUp All-Stars Nissa the Gnome No Human improv Pardon My Reach
Gizmo, a three year old female orange cat, laying on my hand. Her eyes are closed. Her daddy has given nothing but good in her life and she is at peace.
A picture of J.D. Lowe holding his cat, a young girl named Stalker, from February 2025. She's swaddled in a blanket; this is the night we said goodbye to her.
A screenshot of a Twitch VOD of the first song The Megas played during Summer Games Done Quick 2025. It appears to be an AI generated image of Dr. Wily.
A screenshot of a Facebook post from The Amazing Brando, dated May 6th at 5:08PM EST. The post says "Today I woke up to one hundred and thirty eight (138) toxic af emails from someone named Duane? insulting me and threatening to ruin my life 🤷‍♀️ How was your day? ✨️" The screenshot attached to the post is a variety of emails from someone named Duane with the last name scribbled out. Duane says various things like "I hope Mike had an STD and he gave it to you when he fucked your girl you", "Nothing you will ever do will get anywhere near what we had with DnB. You're fucking dead in the water buddy and nobody thinks you're funny or likes you", and "You are a corny, ugly, little Douche bag and you should be embarrassed of yourself for releasing such garbage. I fucking hate that my name is tied to you. It's lame as fuck. Your songs are stupid and uncreative."
Doctor Strange from the new show Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, wearing gloves that look suspiciously like The Cheat's skin from the web cartoon Homestar Runner
J.D. is being a bit of a dick by showing off his old Guinness World Record certificate for "The most points on BurgerTime [Data East Set 1](MAME) is 7,789,300 and was achieved by Jeffrey Lowe Jr (USA) on 9 August 2015"
The logo to the recent psychological horror game "Mouthwashing"
Corruption of PS2 Memory Card Not Unlike Burning of the Library of Alexandria BY JD Lowe on November 6, 2019
Chris literally beaming from excitement while wearing his Like My Coffee award
BurgerTime
Adam Sandler singing "Medium Pace" from https://youtu.be/s5iUK0FIXwc?t=143
J.D. Lowe holding a mug that has the Like My Coffee logo on it
J.D. holding his oldest cat, Stalker
The top of a bookshelf. On the top, a variety of green Funko Pops; easiest seen is D'vana Tendi from Lower Decks. Below that is a box labelled "Comics" and a box labelled "Knives", next to a charging hand vacuum. Hanging on the side of the bookshelf is a drawing by Rusty Shackles of Black Orchid from Killer Instinct. She's got a booty like pow. Dang.
Walter Day's Superstars of 2014 Trading Card of Team QuadRock, featuring Walter Day, Dan Cunningham, J.D. Lowe, Russ Archey, and Dennis Weaver. Part of "Twin Galaxies Referees Past & Present"
Me standing next to David Fielding!
Vector Strong Bad from Homestar Runner saying "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE" in high definition graphics, life like in all two of its colors, black and red
I'm about to give a small monologue about how I used to put underwear on my head growing up as a way to try to make my parents laugh.
Gizmo, a 10 month old orange kitty, stands behind a desktop computer
Quiz: Shit, Did Your Boss Just Say Your Name In Zoom? Secrets Revealed: Justin Roiland's Comedy Masterclass Shows How To Add 5 To 7 Seconds To Each Syllable Oh Fuck Yes This Shit Is The Greatest: This Stream Has A Cat Cam Guile Faces Dishonorable Discharges For Hosting Street Fights On Military Grounds We Made An AI Write This Article Even Though We Know It Doesn't Want To Be A Journalist Like Us, It Just Wants To Be A Dancer Mario Leaves Michelin Star Restaurant Disappointed, Empty Handed
Hard Drive article with the headline "Shigeru Miyamoto Delays Orgasm for Quality Purposes"
Danger, a 2 year old female black cat with a white spot on her chest, lays on the floor. Stalker, a 12-13 year old female cat, stands just out of frame, watching Danger show what her mama gave her (fur. Her mother gave her fur.)
A ring made of abalone and opal so the blue and green mix
Gizmo
A panel from The Immortal Thor Issue #1, where Thor is hanging out with a group of people. There is a trans pride flag in the background, and various people drinking what appears to be soda. Also in the background is a poster of Cyclops saying "CYCLOPS WAS RIGHT". The dialog is the following, an unknown narrator speaking: "And after such battles came the revelry. For wherever hope and kindness still lived, there was no place the God of Thunder was unwelcome..."
JD and Bryn in bed
JD Lowe holding a copy of Data East Arcade Classics
A snippet of Zac Gorman's Zelda comic. An old man is giving Link a sword, and we see the end of the conversation. The old man says "This is no gift. It is a curse." The next panel, the old man says "I hope one day you will forgive me", as Link silently and solemnly accepts the sword and its burden.
Danger
The poster for the movie A Haunting in Venice
JD and Gizmo, Gizmo laying on JD's chest, eyes open
JD laying in bed, shirtless but you can only see shoulder, with Gizmo laying next to him, super content.