TheKert

@thekert1.bsky.social

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Pissed off Canadian. Hockey, games, complaining about politics.

Lyle Lanley from the monorail Simpsons episode selling the crowd on his dumb bullshit
Me in a harness and helmet for zip lines plus an n95
Randy March covered in "ectoplasm"
Me in a harness, helmet, and n95 mask to work on zip lines
US map showing cases of Trumparrhea by state, with Michigan drastically darker than any other state.
Me: Is this chat dead because all the Americans have super diarrhea Friend: I have super diarrhea I left work because I threw up on the side of the toll road while I cop clipped my hair back this morning. He had to help me up because I was afraid I would shit on myself
Air quality "Very Unhealthy" 209 AQI
Changing a tire
Empty supermarket shelves
"always has been" astronaut meme
"The world may not like Trump's Gaza plan - but there is no alternative" by Hillary Clinton
Jeffery Epstein and Donald Trump playing for the 1992 USA Olympic basketball team
ITYSL hot dog guy
Onion sickos meme
A car that is a giant pink cat
A roasted pig being carved
Dragon from shrek
From the Financial Times: Trump’s victory has emboldened those who chafed at “woke doctrine” and felt they had to self-censor or change their language to avoid offending younger colleagues, women, minorities or disabled people. “I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled . . . it’s a new dawn.”
D'harhan, a male Niordi bounty hunter, with a cybernetic cannon on his head
George Lucas palms up like he's saying what the fuck
Stop signs that says STOP nihilism
Diamond Rio PMP300
Buttflies but they're butts
Xzibt laughing
Donald Trump
SpongeBob "one day later..."
REJECT HUMANITY RETURN TO MONKE
Simpsons meme, Kirk's boss at the cracker factory firing him saying "I don't recall saying good luck"
Papa John 40 pizzas in 30 days
Imodium Plus
Jake Paul getting his jaw broken
Guy carrying sticks on his back "we should improve society somewhat" A different guy popping out of a well "Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent"
Various links to Kalshi gas price bets from Google
Immodium advertisement with a man in a hot tub between two women. Photo caption: "Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back"
Quote from article linked in OP: She was interviewed again by the FBI on Aug. 7, 2019, Aug. 20, 2019 and Oct. 16, 2019.
Sample list of Steel Panther song titles including "Asian Hooker", "Gloryhole" and "Fucking My Heart in the Ass"
Screenshot of my reply to a now deleted post by 60 minutes
Simpsons "stupid babies need the most attention" meme
R Budd Dwyer opening his bagged lunch
Buff shirtless coal miner
Moleman phonebooth meme: Top Frame: Give me the most amateur hockey to follow Bottom Frame: No, that's too amateur
Magnet voucher from the demo version of Balatro. Effect: Your 1 most played card this run is always drawn at the start of the round
Jeffery Epstein replying to an email saying "i think pedophilee is the plural"