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Figuring it out - Baltimore, Disney, baseball, screaming into the void, etc.

The clam chowder fountain from The Good Place. I believe they also reference a clam chowder lazy river
A meme about Josh D’Amaro hunting down the Imagineers to make them spend more moeny
Mike McClintock asking “why does God allow suffering”
The Mike Elias cycle being utterly confounding
The “you guys are getting paid?” meme
Reddit post with “Taylor Swift trolley problem”
A facebook status that reads “quoth the raven, jaegerbonbs - Edgar Allen Bro”
The Faith of Beasts - James S. A. Corey
Contra Amatores Mundi - Graham Thomas Wilcox
The Mercy of Gods - James S. A. Corey
Veep’s Selena Meyer saying “except for the Germans…because they overcorrect.”
Veep “He’s not fucking dead” meme
The ending of the Godfather, right before the door closes
USDA food insecurity pie chart
Jonah Ryan railing against Daylight Saving (not plural) Time
Wolverine pining for Trader Joe’s island soyaki
The “it’s called a complisult” scene from Community
Darker Days - Thomas Olde Heuvelt
A pack of Djarum Black clove cigarettes. The surgeon general’s warning correctly takes up most of the packaging to tell you smoking is very stupid.
Neo doing bullet limbo
Jonah Ryan as the Orioles explaining that he, unfortunately, has to be him and cannot be any other team
The Baltimore Penn station boy-girl statue
Westworld meme bad guy: are you cooling the air or transferring the heat? Smart Westworld robot lady: well if you can’t tell, does it make a difference?
A goose getting ready to talk for a while
This is How You Lose the Time War - Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladston
Gus and Gus on the Rehoboth Beach boardwalk. A perfect restaurant.
Indiana Jones looking like he’s half “what are you talking about” and half “I’m gonna punch you”
Libby screenshot of a hold for “This Is How You Lose The Time War” placed March 23 with five weeks left to go. Today is June 9.
The Saint of Bright Doors - Vajra Chandrasekera
Dead Astronauts by Jeff VanDermeer
A bisexual pride t-shirt with a wizard saying “the only thing I’m confused about is math” and another with a skeleton in front of flames shooting machine guns asking “what the fuck is a gender”
Abaddon finally reaching the Imperium’s 30 Seconds to Mars ass looking corpse emperor asking “damn bitch, you live like this?”
The Futurama “missing link” debate
Classic Star Trek title screen with the crawler’s message from Annihilation
The Golden Spoon - Jessa Maxwell