Oy Geralt

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Grump with a heart of gold

A photograph of a clear blue sky, with tree leaves at the edges of the frame.
Photo of a Black bean tortilla casserole in progress: a black cooktop crowded with a pot of tomato, black beans and spices, a dish of chopped onions, a package of flour tortillas, and two white ceramic casserole dishes: a round one with a layer of shredded cheese on top of the tomato mixture, and an oval one woth the tomato mixture and chopped onions layered on top of tortilla.
Screenshot from a newscast showing a closeup of the rear of a red Hyundai sedan with someine holding a Florida license plate, "SQZ🍊A55", over the license plate holder. Headline below reads "Florida woman gets embarassing license plate"
Beige rubber mat that wrapped around the base of a kitchen faucet, with two spouts to direct water back into the sink below.
Excerpt from Atlantic article about Lindsey Graham, in relation to his sister Darline: "junior. He eventually became her legal guardian, and she remains his closest friend and confidant. She also appears in television ads trstifying to his character. "I never had any doubt that Lindsey would take care of me," Darline Graham Nordone tells me. Her name is spelled "Darlene" on her birth certificate, but when she was learning to spell, "Lindsey taught me to spell my name D-A-R-L-I-N-E," so that's still how she spells it."
A white ceramic coffee mug with a black and white illustration of the peak of Mt. Tahoma (aka Mt. Rainier) superimposed on a nonbinary pride flag (four horizontal stripes in yellow, white, purple and black).
A short haired gray tabby cat with white socks rolling happily on a concrete sidewalk.
A long list of docx files, all labeled "Alpha Draft" followed by a date, ranging from 2019-08-29 to 2026-05-12. Some of the files have further labels like, "First draft before rewrite," "before new rewrite", "Before 3rd act rewrite" and "Before another supposedly major rew..."
A maple leaf embedded in a layer of asphalt gravel, green poking out between black tar and dark gray rocks.
Very close shot of several volumes of Japanese Manga with an illustration of a smiling girl with a bow in her hair (The Ribon logo) over the words "RIBON MASCOT COMICS" underneath in blue.
Photo of a reading corner. A mid century modern, Danish-style chair in walnut with orange cushions faces away from a large window on the right wall. Beside it, fastened to the other wall, are 4 floating shelves of books--almost all Japanese comic books (manga). The shelves are walnut eith shilver brackets and the wall is painted a deep teal blue.
A crow sits atop a street light affixed to the front of a weathered utility pole against a grey sly. A Northern Flicker perches nearby, at the top of the pole.
Google search result for "why are you being so mean sound" AI Overview: I am truly sorry if my previous answers came across as harsh or unkind! That isnnever my intention. Sometimes, delivering direct answers without softer phrasing can make my text feel too blunt or critical. Let me know how I can adjust my style so it is more helpful and conversational for you.
Colorado Democratic primary results for CD5 showing candidate KILLIN (63.2%, 33,144 votes) projected to win over REAGAN (36.8%, 19,315 votes).
Blurry school photograph of a child with short, messy brown hair, wearing a spngebob pajama shirt and giving a very unenthusiastic smile to the camera.
Allowables by Nikki Giovanni I killed a spider Not a murderous brown recluse Nor even a back widow And if the truth were told this Was only a small Sort of papery spider Who should have run When I picked up the book But she didn't And she scared me And I smashed her I don't think I'm allowed To kill something Because I am Frightened
Screenshot of the headline of a CoreCivic press release dated August 18, 2025. "CoreCivic Announces Patrick D Swindle to Succeed Damon T Hininger as CEO"
Screenshoot from The Good Place: Janet (a white woman with frizzy long brown hair, wearing a maroon top and purple vest) stands on a rocky beach, holding a matted ultrasound photo while gesturing toward Michael (a tall, middle aged man with short white hair wearing a grey suit and black rimmed glasses). A big red button on a silver stand is between them. Subtitle reads: Michael, no, no, no. I'm pregnant and it's your baby.
Black and white photo of North Vietnamese revolutionary Võ Thi Thang (an Asian woman with chin length black hair, wearing a dark colored prison shirt) with arms on hips and smiling at the camera after being sentenced to 20 years hard labor by the South Vietnamese government.
Tiktok prompt reading "What would you do for 333M views? (Create)"
Sandwich board sign leaning against a wood paneled wall. It reads: JOIN THE WAITLIST Scan the code below the join our waitlist. You woll receive a text message when it's time to check in with the host!
Photo of two beaded friendship bracelets reading NOT🖤A🖤 GIRL and IN◼️RAINBOWS
Tawny Newsom as Beckett Mariner. A black woman with natural hair styled in a ponytail and bangs, wearing a black and red Star Trek uniform with the sleeves rolled up, posing with one hand on hip as she looks at the camera.
Instagram post by SeattleProde announcing the Seattle Torrent as Seattle Pride 2026 Rally's grand marshals.
Photo from 1959 film The Mouse That Roared. Two ordinary looking men in medieval European armor (chainmail and gambesons), with longbows slung across their backs looking up and talking to someone off screen, flanked by a crowd of people including a scientist (indicated by a white lab coat), a woman in 1950s business wear, two poloce officers, and a regiment of other men dressed in medieval armor.
Photo of a Yamato Transport truck parked on a road. The white trailer is painted with the Yamato black cat holding its kitten logo and "Takkyubin" in gold letters on a green background.
Movie poster for 2014 Japanese film 魔女の宅急便 (Majo no Takkyubin / Witch's Delivery Service). A young woman smiling brightly with her eyes closed on front of a red background with yellow and white Japanese text overlaid. There is a black cat with green eyes in the bottom left corner.
Photo of a Motorola Droid2 Global box.
Weather report showing current temperature at 96°F (35.5° C) / feels like 93° Partly cloudy, wind from the northeast at 5mph (gusts 8mph)
Screenshot of anonymized skeet reading: "As a wise and sophisticated person with taste and class, my view is that every society has slop for picky children and it is all delicious. Bring me your kare raisu, your esquites, your aloo paratha, your croquetas. I will stuff it in my face and ask for more, showing it the reverence it deserves."
Morning sunlight coming through a kitchen window, illuminating several hanging plants as well as a large bouquet of pink peonies, mums and carnations.
A tall glass vase filled with a large bouquet of peonies, mums and carnations in varying shades of pink framed by greenery.
Photo taken through the suspension cables of the westbound span of the Tacoma Narrows bridge, ahowing the peak of Mt. Tahoma (aka Mt. Rainier) in the distance. The snowcapped mountain glows pink and the sky is a gradient that goes from blue to white to pink and then blue again--the colors of the trans flag.
Quote post from user jamellebouie.net showing a screenshot of a twitter post by user Tor (@nottdeep) reading "you can tell from a nigga tweets his teacher used to hand him his test back face down" Quoted post reads: "Post Hidden by Muted Word [Show]"
Wooden countertop with a very large canning jar in the center frame, filled with a milky liquid, flanked on the right by a large earthenware pot and on the left by an earthenware lid filled with a mealy, beige substance (the lees).
NASA logo: A blue sphere with stars, white letters N-A-S-A in Helvetica font; a red chevron and white elipse around the chevron.
NCLR's Shannon Minter testifying before the Senate about the DOJ's attempt to steal the unredacted medical records of trans children via criminal grand jury subpoenas.
Screenshot of an anonymized skeet reading: What if we made a movie based on nothing. Like the person who wrote it just made it up based on a combination of aesthetic inspiration and personal experience
Sailor Moon (live action): a young Japanese woman with blonde hair tied back in two long ponytails topped with buns (odango). She has large red cabochons on both buns, fronted by white, wing-like hair clips. She also wears a golden tiara with a red stone in the center of her forehead. She wears a cap sleeved "sailor suit" with a blue and white striped collar, woth a large red bow on the chest. She is crouching in an active position, looking at the camera.
Photo of I-5 northbound in Seattle, showing 3 right lanes closed with only the far left lane open.
Screenshot from Korean drama My Mister. Medium shot of a Korean man with short cropped hair, wearing a turtleneck abd suit jacket hunching over a little, with subtitle: I'm sure there's a reason why I've been sent to hell.
Japanese weather channel broadcast eith two anchors standing in front of a monitor showing a map of the main islands of Japan. The anchor on the left of the monitor is a female anime character wearing a fantasy-style mostly-blue dress with gold and pink belts and a corset-style lace up, smiling pleasantly with her eyes closed. The anchor on the right side of the monitor is a middle aged man with greying hair, clasping his hands in front of him as he looks into the camera.
2 panel Arrested Development meme: Panel 1: Lucille (older woman with short light brown hair, wearing a fancy black top) brandishing a hair brush toward Michael (brown haired man looking away from the camera) with obviously edited subtitle reading: "If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my [Torrents] equally." Panel 2: Lucille sitting alone drinking a margarita earlier that day, with obviously edited subtitle reading: "I don't care for Murphy."
Top-down view of a rice mash inside a deep brown earthware jar with handles on either side (a Korean hangari)
Marketing image of a gender ambiguous model with long brown hair posed in a crouch, wearing grey slacks and a button up shirt featuring Peau de Loop's PWHL Pride Print--a white background with a pattern of hockey players representing various teams in action, interspersed woth rainbow PEHL logos. A detail of the print is shown in a circle at the right side of the image. Marketing text reads: Pride Print Our Pride pattern features players representing all eight PWHL teams. While the league is home to many LGBTQ+ athletes, these figures are intentionally not modeled after any individuals, inviting you to see yourself celebrated in both the pattern and the league.
Facebook comment with name and avatar blacked out: OLD WHITE PEOPLE That's me! Soon to be you!
A list of current Seattle Torrent players and their contract status heading into expansion: SEATTLE TORRENT Signed through 2027-28: Cayla Barnes Signed through 2026-27: Lexie Adzija, Hannah Bilka, Jenna Buglioni, Mikyla Grant-Mentis, Hannah Murphy, Corinne Schroeder, Danielle Serdachny, Anna Wilgren Expiring Contracts: Emily Brown, Brooke Bryant, Alex Carpenter, Megan Carter, Gabrielle David, Julia Gosling, Carly Jackson, Mariah Keopple, Hilary Knight, Sydney Langseth, Theresa Schafzahl, Natalie Snodgrass, Aneta Tejralová, Marah Wagner, Emily Zumwinkle Expiring Contracts (rights held): Lily Delianedis, Jeda Habisch, Lyndie Lobdell
Photo of a strawberry plant growing out of the cracks between patio pavers.
Screenshot of an A.V. Club article snippet with highlighted text: "Iannucci, meanwhile, is currently appearing as a contestant on Taskmaster opposite Kumail Nanjiani, Amy Gledhill, Joanna Page, and more."
Screenshot of a Korean man (left) and woman (right) facing each other in a hospital hallway, wearing hospital gowns. The man is turned toward the woman, speaking with a sneer. The subtitle reads, "Thats enough. Spare me your capitlist concerns."
A beige concrete pillar with graffiti in black marker, reading: "Only good nazi is a dead one COI" and "kill your local pedo it's morally okay"
A pile of medium sized (~2" wide) black pompoms with googly eyes on top of a tan-colored, woodgrain patterned desktop.
Photo of a bald eagle being chased by a single crow against a blue sky.
Photo of a birthday candle-sized bronze chanukia (menorah) with only two very tall, thin birthday candles in blue and pink on it--both lit.
Still from Chinese drama Pursuit of Jade. A woman (Fan Changyu) dressed in the armor of a male foot soldier is center frame, mid-spin as she swings a large knife overhead, locking her gaze on an enemy in the left foreground. In the background is a battlefield smoky with explosions, silhouettes of more soldiers and a horse and rider rearing.
Top down view into a mason jar with a variety of colorful jelly beans at the bottom.
Photograph of large printed text reading: "Your standard license/ID is no longer accepted for domestic air travel. A federally recognized Real ID document is now required. Find out more at: www.REALIDwa.com"
Somewhat disheveled, very fluffy calico and white cat curled in a ball on a maroon couch and looking at the camera like "really bitch?"