Kyle Thele

@thele.bsky.social

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SB Nation, Vox Media Union. Formerly Chicago Sun-Times/Chicago Bears

Michael Jordan, Walter Payton, and Andre Dawson pose for a "class picture" on the Chicago Times cover with the headline "Class For All Seasons"
Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future III dressed as a cowboy.
"The main symptom of cyclosporiasis is severe, watery “explosive” diarrhea. People who get infected may also experience appetite loss, stomach cramps, nausea, vomiting and a low-grade fever, according to the Cleveland Clinic. Cyclosporiasis can last for a few days to over a month or longer. Symptoms may come in waves, and return more than once after going away, also known as “relapses,” per the CDC."
“The 2026 ESPYS Nominees Best Athlete, Men’s Sports -Jalen Brunson, New York Knicks -Lionel Messi, Inter Miami CF -Shohei Ohtani, Los Angeles Dodgers -Matthew Stafford, Los Angeles Rams”
Cabinet Carl holding a handwritten sign that reads "Kyle is smart Be like Kyle" with a smiley face.
An image from The Simpson's Monorail episode.
An email thumbnail of an elderly white man named Gary, with the message: Spurs I hope Gary
The chyron on Marquee Network mistakenly having the Cubs play the Saints and Lions instead of the Bears.
An unknown person who is the worst person you’d ever be stuck in a conversation with at a pretentious party explaining why the government shouldn’t get diapers for babies.
A picture of a dog with the chyron “DOG OWNERS WARNES TO NOT EAT TULIPS”
DVD cover of the movie “IT”
An email responding to a survey reading: "The entire ABS system should be immediately and permanently scrapped. Instead, employ a 3-dimensional strike zone for every hitter, which is the strike zone the rules of MLB dictate (not the stupid 2-dimensional zone ABS now uses), and let the new system call whether or not every pitch enters the strike zone. That way, every strike will be called a strike, and every ball will be called a ball, as it should be (excepting of course those very limited situations where an actual umpire will have to determine whether there was a swing, a check swing, a hit-by-pitch, etc.). Who can fairly complain if the call is correct EVERY TIME? Players, managers, and fans deserve nothing less, and with present technology, the call can be made immediately on a scoreboard after every pitch. You’d have no delays, and no arguments. Everyone gets rewarded for perfection."
"Freshman kinesiology major Troy Fox was one of the first to test his luck against the group of Spartans that once boasted the nation's No. 1 defense. Severely undersized, he gave it his all and said it was fun trying to get past the players. Having fun was the focus for Fox, who was drenched in sweat by the end of the game."
Brad Pitt in the movie Moneyball
A still from the 1989 movie 'Major League' featuring three Cleveland coaches and one member of the front office.
Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia working on a conspiracy.
Quarterback Sam Darnold and MVP Kenneth Walker III then of the Seattle Seahawks pose with Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse in front of Sleeping Beauty Castle at Disneyland park on February 9, 2026 in Anaheim, California
A ridiculous flag hanging from the house split diagonally with a white Michigan State logo on a green background on the top right and a black Purdue logo on a gold background in the bottom left.
Christmas ornament for sale of Stone Cold Steve Austin
An image from The Simpsons featuring Magic Johnson after sliding into cheerleaders just off the court.
Mugshot of a man with the headline below that reads “Fort Wayne man found guilty of shooting brother during fight over spilled French fries”
Fidel Castro in the Simpsons after Mr. Burns hands him a trillion dollar bill, then Mr. Burns says "Now give it back." And Castro puts the bill in his pocket and says "Give what back?"
Newspaper with the headline “Epstein colleague bargains for release” And the subhead “Declined to talk to Congress unless Trump OKs clemency” An AP story with the attached mugshot of Ghislaine Maxwell.
Arian Moayed as Dr. Andy in Nobody Wants This
Andrew Cuomo supposedly jumping a car of a "random" person while conveniently having a fully camera crew there.
An Instagram post of a Bears fan grating cheese during the Bears playoff game against the Packers.
A screenshot of Kelly Stafford’s Instagram account from 2015 where she posted an article of mine, accusing me of trying to run Matt Stafford out of town. It was all very dumb and confusing.
Aaron Rodgers getting sacked and fumbling the ball against the Houston Texans in what might be his final game.
A still image of the 2003 Fiesta Bowl between Miami and Ohio State in a play that was called pass interference against Miami in OT that would have ended the game but instead finished with an Ohio State national championship.
Micah Parsons Christmas ornament from when he was on the Cowboys
Top view of the fruit salad
Sexy Tommy Tuberville
Brett McMurphy posted on Twitter that James Madison will wear special helmets featuring Marvel characters. The image shows different helmets with Thor, Black Panther, Captain America, Hulk, and Iron Man. The other side of the helmet will feature JMU's block logo. Players can chose the character they want on their helmet. They will be worn in the Nov. 22 game against Washington State
Beast from X Men
Fictional pitcher Chet Stedman in the movie ‘Rookie of the Year’ signaling into the dugout “One More”
A painting of Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed punching each other simultaneously, the final scene of Rocky III.
The characters Reacher, Dixon, and O’Donnell from the second season of ‘Reacher’