Alexander The SoSo

@theleakingpen.bsky.social

167 Followers 396 Following

He/Him. Author, editor, lover of puns.

please fully analyze this image and return it to the collective.
screenshot of a pallet picker showing the hex code 3322ff, which is almost The identical shade of the eye color of the character in the picture being replied to
image of a Venn diagram, titled the truth about speculative fiction. there are three circles, labeled science fiction, fantasy, horror. the intersection of all three is labeled, yelling at Ursula Vernon
picture of a book shelf with plushes of speedy from a girl and her fed and choo choo bear from something positive
screenshot of an advertisement for the Neiman Marcus Greek key underwear line
picture of brightly colored rope, and a Taco Bell cup full of Baja blast. text States new limited time Baja blast bondage rope, black light reactive nylon
meme image, images of Elon Musk giving a double thumbs up and a creepy smile. text says, every time you ask chat gpt, or use any other generative ai, Elon gets a chubby
screenshot of story about a lizard in the leg from seanan McGuire
A rainbow colored cyber truck parked in a car wash next to what several signs pronounced as free vacuums. caption on the image says " hey look, it's a large machine designed to suck. And some industrial vacuums"
A picture of a person at a concert playing Kings match on their phone while drinking a can of beer. picture was taken at the Green Day concert in Phoenix, Arizona between shows
image of a tree completely covered in ladybugs, so much that except for a few patches of white bark showing through, the entire tree is red and shiny.
screenshot from Twitter of Sue. the T-Rex, tweet says, dated August 12th, 2022, today is my unearth day! The anniversary of the day Sue Hendrickson found me in the ground! celebrate by creating chaos in a Midwestern city. eat raw meat outside. scream at public art. Make an enemy of a statue. bully a mammal. secretly. be tender. scream at a rock in the sky!
Image of an Ikea couch, name is changed to notfurfukken ( not for fucking)
Drawing of Judy Hops dressed as a prostitute, cover of a comic called Sweet Sting
image shows JD Vance badly photoshopped in front of a furniture store. caption says, JD Vance spotted across the street from Arizona Christian University, looking for an escort for the event in advance of his rally. background image is Google Street view of furniture store actually across the street at 59th avenue and Greenway from where he spoke in Arizona.
picture of a keyboard with keys colored to look like the trans flag. Caption says check out this new keyboard I picked up. its for writing trans scripts.
image from tiny toon adventures Istanbul music video of the sultan holding a poster of a veiled woman
Sticker says Madame President 2024
image from blazing saddles with Sherriff Bart saying, "Dare, Dare!"
image of object found on beach
an image from the fake social media profile of robes-Pierre, is captioned 10-year challenge, the first picture is labeled 1784 and is of a known portrait of robes-Pierre, The second is labeled 1794, is the same portrait, with the head removed
image of the ebow , an electromagnetic device used for guitars
picture from a game. The speakers name is Random, the text is A random hero...?
picture of an oval melon, white with green splotches
image from game Eternum. a woman stands over a prone man, knife at his throat. caption says Nova: Given the choice, you vould have at least chosen a better fake identity. Random!?! What kind of stupid name is that?
Image of the website linked in the post, with a picture of one of the magnets. Caption on magnet says Jersey Devil Tag & Track Team. Cryptid Conservation Corps. Image has a large cartoon drawing of the Jersey Devil.
picture of the author with a large scrape and bruise on his head
image of the great gazoo from the flintstones
image is from a facebook ad, states : In this week's edition of how not to can: Pasta. There are no tested safe ways to can pasta at home.
Image of Gene Wilder and Clevon Little from Blazing Saddles. Text these are the people of the cross and flag. the moral majority of the radical right. you know... fascists
Movie poster for Hudson Hawk with Bruce Willis
image of the PFPs of two users, described in post.
image of two tshirts. caption underneath image says 'New couples' shirts' idea. first shirt says 'My ass is grass!' second shirt has an image of a weed eater.
Garak and Bashir meme. Panel one, Bashir, If you don't teach them to take no for an answer, they're learning to question authority. Panel two, Garak: But I want my children to question authority Panel three, Bashir: even your authority? Panel four, Garak: ESPECIALLY my authority.
a multi panel comic in which a woman explains her issues to a doctor using a bad transliteration of modern internet slang including words such as skibidi, griddy chungus and others. I am NOT transcribing the entire thing for both my and YOUR mental sanity. you're welcome.
screenshot of the skeet this is in reply to. the like counter reads 1313
image has a skull and other horror elements, states, "write a horror story in six words or less"
picture from above of a hanging planter. the planter has a bird nest built in it, and there are two baby birds, believed to be mourning doves, sleeping in it.
image from T2: Judgement day, of Sara Conner clinging to a chain link fence. Moments after this screenshot, the blast wave of a nuclear explosion incinerates her and the surroundings in fire.
top caption says "today's the only day you can retweet this." Image is of the calendar at the start of the Phineas and Ferb opening, showing June 3rd, and an image of Phineas and Ferb for context.
picture of two people, one dressed as a lumberjack with a plastic axe and glass bottle of green liquid labled "tree blood" , the other dressed as a goth vampiress.
screenshot from the kids cartoon Fillmore!, the scene is a school bathroom, with the word stainless written in giant letters over the doors of several bathroom stalls
Two panel meme, Simpsons "So far" template. Top panel, Bart "I can't believe trump was found guilty for 34 felonies!" Bottom panel, Homer "34 felonies so far!"
Image of a bus from the front. The sign on top that normally states the route says "I'm here for you." Caption says, "I can't decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me..."
Garak and Bashir meme. Panel one: Bashir, if you don't teach them to take no for an answer, they're learning to question authority. Panel two: Garak but I want my children to question authority. Panel three: Bashir even your authority? Panel four Garak: especially my authority
a meme with a caption on it that says "when the slow burn is taking too long to burn." The image inside the meme has two people standing next to each other, one of them is pointing a pistol at an unseen person off camera. close captioning on the image says "kiss each other on the mouth"
picture of a cake. there is a graphical image of the buddy Christ, Jesus giving a thumbs up will pointing at you and winking, and the caption on the cake says yolo, just kidding Happy Easter
a screenshot from the legal proceedings in the bad Dragon lawsuit, showing several attachments labeled exhibit A, exhibit B, etc, and an attachment that says civil cover sheet
A picture of the cover of the novel Dirk gently holistic detective agency, by Douglas Adams
Image from the infamous foldgers commercial with a brother and sister at Christmas caption says, find yourself someone who looks at you like you're their present this year
Image of a person wearing jeans, pulling up their shirt to show that, attached to their belt, they have six small plastic bags, each containing a different spice. Caption says "got invited to the 6f potluck? Damn right I'm packing heat."
screenshot from TikTok of a video by the artist dax. there is a man and a police uniform in the foreground, with dax behind him. The caption on the video itself says, dax was going so deep the police officer started crying. The caption underneath of the screenshot reads, when we said fuck the police, that's not what we meant.
Screnshot of an email inbox, "Taco Bell Rewards"