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Interested in words. Neurodiversity. Kindness. Creativity. Owned by a cat. Late diagnosed autistic. AEW fan. They/them. "Fix your hearts or die."

a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a greyish blue carpet. he's showing off his very white belly and bunnying his front paws. his eyes have no thoughts behind them
a serious-looking tuxedo cat with a very pink wee nose is sitting on top of a red and cream duvet. curtains behind him are showing twilight and he's staring at his human, who is holding the camera while occupying the bed
a tuxedo cat sits nicely on a kitchen counter above a washing machine. the kitchen colour scheme is cream and brown, and the cat's expression is slightly pensive
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side atop a red and cream human bed duvet. the pink toe beans on his back legs are nearest the camera. they be big feet
a large tuxedo cat is sitting on a weathered-looking office chair. his white front paws are politely crossed and his facial expression suggests total innocence
a large tuxedo cat is lying on a red and cream duvet. a brighter red tie is poking out from underneath his side. the cat's green eyes are looking up at the camera. his tie tying skills need a lot of work
a human's unmade bed. no large tuxedo cat can easily be seen crouching under the sheets
a very evil cat with a red collar stands on top of a wooden fence
a large tuxedo cat is lying on a light brown hallway carpet with his white front paws stretched out in front of him. behind him is an open bathroom door, with the lower part of a radiator and toilet slightly visibe
a red and cream patterned duvet is folded down on a human's bed. detailed forensic analysis has revealed a white cat snoot and pink nose emerging from under the folded duvet
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side. in the doorway of my bedroom.he's looking at us like a judge
extract from interview, explaining chris candido's actual cause of death. according to his brother, he was incorrectly prescribed a sleep aid after surgery. this slowed his breathing, causing his lungs to fill with fluid. this was verified during chris's autopsy
a large tuxedo cat sits in a leather office chair. his white front paws are folded neatly in front of him
view from the skyline bar. overlooking the river clyde on a very nice day. the bbc and stv studios are on the other side of the river. and a large industrial crane stands on the near bank
a pint glass of fosters lager sitting on a heineken bar mat. there's a jack daniels bar mat just behind it and a darkened bar in the background
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a blue-grey carpet. he's looking at the camera in an annoyed fashion
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a blue-grey carpet. the lower part of a tv stand is visible in the background. the cat is showing off his white belly, and his shrimp impression
a large tuxedo cat is sitting on a white upvc windowsill. it's still light outside but late in the day. we can see green grass and wet tarmac. the cat is half illuminated and half in shadow. his expression is basically vacant
very close up on a tuxedo cat's face. there's a prominent scar on the side of his nose
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a cream, grey and black striped carpet. one back leg is stretched out straight and his tail is hazardously wrapped around the wheel of a nearby black office chair. he's looking off to the left, oblivious to the peril
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a cream, grey and black striped carpet. his front paws are tucked into his belly and his back legs are stretched out. kind of like a shrimp
quote repost of myself from January 17 2025. a message to tna. you might not know it yet. but trust me. you're dead (and i know you've heard it all before. but you never signed that contract before)
a large tuxedo cat is sitting up on a dark brown kitchen counter. there's a cream and brown tiled splashback in the background, cupboards above his head and a washing machine below. the cat's eyes are pale green and utterly empty
a large tuxedo cat is sitting up on a dark brown kitchen counter. there's a cream and brown tiled splashback in the background, cupboards above his head and a washing machine below. the cat's eyes are pale green and utterly empty
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side atop a blue-grey carpet. he's looking off to the side and camping it up with one of his front paws
a tuxedo cat has definitely not pulled a duvet off his human's bed and wrapped it around himself. the duvet is red and white. also the tuxedo cat looks mad. luckily he's not actually there
close up on a tuxedo cat's face. there's an old scar on his nose. in the background is a human's torso in a nine inch nails t-shirt
a tuxedo cat's head is hanging off the side of a black office chair. there's a pale cream wall in the background. we can also see a red lampshade and a brown and cream picture of a potted plant. the cat's expression suggests we've been operating black office chairs incorrectly
close up on a brown and white horse wearing a pink bridle and a baby blue "happy birthday" hat
a displeased looking tuxedo cat is standing on a kitchen counter in front of a cream and brown tiled splashback. there's an unopened can of tuna next to him. it seems unlikely that he'll be able to resolve this himself
a large tuxedo cat is lying on a black, grey and white carpet. his pink tongue is out and he appears to be licking his own chest
a grumpy tuxedo cat is lying flat on a blue-grey carpet. his front paws are underneath him and his back paws are neatly folded
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a black, grey and white carpet. his front claws appear to be stuck in the base of a human's bed. but they're definitely not
an orange cat is crouching inside a fully loaded dishwasher
a tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a black, grey and white striped carpet. he's stretched out in a superman pose with his belly close in front of a radiator
a grumpy-looking tuxedo cat is sitting on top of a red and white duvet. his human is under the duvet. and on their last warning
a serious-looking tuxedo cat is making biscuits on top of me
a tuxedo cat is curled up on his side on a white, brown and black carpet. his head is next to a grey and black document file
a very beautiful and very stupid tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a brown carpet. his back legs are crossed like a fancy dan
a tuxedo cat is lying on a black, white and grey carpet. his front paws are folded away but his back legs are pushed up underneath him. the picture is rotated 90 degrees, implying that he's actually clinging to a wall
a tuxedo cat is sitting on a windowsill. behind him, it's very sunny outside. his head appears to be stuck in the blinds
a tuxedo cat's head is peeping around a corner through an open doorway
a tuxedo cat is inside a wardrobe, staring straight ahead. like they're trying to act natural. a white and tabby younger cat is lying on the floor in front of the wardrobe. looking at the floor and also trying to act natural
a large tuxedo cat is making biscuits on top of a red and white duvet. he looks very serious. out of shot: me, under the duvet
a large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a cream, grey and black stripped carpet. his lower back and rump are squeezed under a radiator. because it's very cold, probably
a tuxedo cat's very big face is very close up to the camera. i'm probably behind him, but it's impossible to be sure
a tuxedo cat is lying on his back on a dark navy carpet, showing off his white belly. he's warming his feet in front of a radiator with his head pointing downwards from our pov
A tuxedo cat lying on his side on top of a human's bed. He's showing all of his white belly and bunnying with his white front paws. Somehow this makes him a shrimp.
An unmade bed with the red and cream duvet turned down. A cat's white snoot and pink nose are poking out from under the folded duvet. He thinks we can't see him.
Screenshot from Twitter with the text "Your account is deactivated."
A large tuxedo cat is lounging on his human's bed. The duvet is patterned red and cream. In the background, we can see the morning sun shining through a window. The cat's head is up, and he's side-eying the camera. We've clearly disturbed his lounging.
A tuxedo cat's big face dominates the picture. There's a human in the background but we can see very little of them.
a slightly flabby tuxedo cat is lying on a stripey carpet. he looks outraged at the implication
A large tuxedo cat is sitting on a wooden surface against a light coloured wall He's looking down on us with a concerned expression.
A large tuxedo cat is lying on his side against a blue-grey carpet. His front paws are tucked into his chest and his back legs are fully stretched out.
POV I'm in bed with a large tuxedo cat looking at me. He's lying where my lap would be if I sat up. Which I can't. Because he weighs a ton.
A large tuxedo cat is lying on his side with his white belly partially exposed. My hand is reaching in to touch said belly. Definitely no danger here.
A large tuxedo cat is lying on top of me with his head up and paws outstretched. I'm in bed, underneath a red and white duvet. Being crushed by a metric ton of cat.
A large tuxedo cat is lying on his side on a light brown carpet. He appears to have deflated.
Close up on a tuxedo cat's face. He's sitting in a human's lap, but the human's head is out of frame. We can only see their chest and right upper arm. They're wearing a black and red Star Wars tee with its text inverted by the camera. Clearly not good at selfies.