Chris Miller

@thelittlepakeha.net

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Contrary to posts, I do not own any cats. #longcovid #braindamage #disability #gaming #media #memes #tangatatiriti Any pronouns. Ōtautahi, Te Waipounamu.

A shot of some kind of rather depressing tree-ling taken through a large glass pane, showing a pīwakawaka with its tail fanned out. Its head is hidden behind leaves because it moves at roughly the speed of light and only pauses for mere split seconds in any given place.
A Manchu woman is standing in 18th century dress, her hair in an incredibly elaborate style in which it is wrapped over a framework in order to form arches on each side of her face and then adorned with jewelled bands, while strings of expensive beads hang from her head. It gives the effect of an oval lying on its long side with her head in the centre.
An image of a man staring at a door reading Commander Lieutenant Colonel Sergeant Private. The caption says "A perplexed A3C Dennis A White hesitates worriedly at the entrance to his commander's door at Langley Air Force Base, VA. The door - and title - belong to Lt. Col. Charles Sergeant, commander of the 4500th Air Base Wing supply unit. White, 19, is a supply clerk and joined Air Force in January 1966 after he graduated high school in Schoharie, N.Y. (AP)
A screenshot of a phone's battery usage showing 197% of the battery being used today. The charge graph jumped between 100 and 1 percent charged a few times.
(Kiwi fruit emoji) is on the way! Emerald Dune 94 sent you a pigeon. ETA: 1550 hours
A grey and white cat seen from behind fills most of the field of vision. Next to its head you can see the upper corner of a laptop screen.
A screenshot from Meccha Chameleon, showing several large Where's Wally (Waldo for Americans) images laid out in a grid. Aside from a shadow of a player on one image it focuses on a beach scene and when looking closely you can see the outline of a humanoid figure in a star shape painted into the scene.
An image of three cats playing on an old fashioned wingback chair, laid out like a Renaissance painting and with filters applied to make it look as long it was actually painted
A screenshot from Meccha Chameleon (though the left side of the screen has been cropped so as not to show the names of the other people playing just in case). several Bob Ross paintings are laid out on a horizontal surface; the camera is directed at one with a tall pine tree against a slightly clouded sky.
A youtube thumbnail for a video titled "New Zealand Moved the Last 51 Kakapos to Remote Islands - 31 Years Later, Nobody Saw This Coming". The image shows a stony beach with a foggy island in the background, a blue seaplane in the shallow water at the tideline, and a line of people opening box traps to allow several kākāpō out. It's broad daylight.
A nearly complete left half of a cross stitch in dappled shades of green
A screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail for a video titled "EN Dub (lit emoji) My Family Heard My Thoughts - Then They Went Dark and Rewrote Fate | Secret Voice" The image shows a white-haired young woman looking exaggeratedly shocked as a man with long black hair and a black outfit holds her, looking all tsundere and dramatic. In the background many other people are all staring at the white-haired woman looking equally shocked and also appalled as tiny fairy lights swirl around them all. The text on the image repeats "They heard my thoughts! Then my family rewrote fate."
a couple hundred people (maybe) milling around the base of the FREEDOM WHEEL which is in the background on the other side of a nearly empty field
The camera operator has zoomed in on a blue flag with white stars on it that says 250. It's very interesting.
A view of the fair in DC. It's dark and there's a very large field with a few people on it. There are some landmarks in the background that I'm probably meant to know the name of but I'm not American so I don't give a fuck. In the foreground is the model arch that everyone's already made fun of.
A partially completed cross stitch; there is a sharp vertical line where most of the colours on the left have been done but nothing on the right. From the left side it's evident that when finished it will be a chunky dappled green creature.
A very zen-looking sea lion tilts its head upwards towards the sky, eyes closed, teeny little ear flaps back, fur glistening, whiskers whisked.
A screenshot from a weather website showing a column for each hour through the day, reporting in each one the rainfall (mm/h), temperature (c), and average wind speed (not gusts) in km/h. For some reason the temperature row, which is normally in the form of a line graph, is completely blank.
A photo of the edge of a Nintendo Switch screen showing the preview image of a Mii's head. Though it's clearly a human *shaped* head on a human neck and shoulders, the face is that of a barn owl with a dark brown line around the edge of a pale circle, a lighter brown vertical line down the middle to the beak, and more brown shading around the black circle eyes.
Guy with girlfriend staring at other woman meme with the guy labeled "chat", his girlfriend "Cole Phelps" and the other woman "Jack Kelso", references to the game LA Noire
A screenshot from Legend of Khiimori showing the horse merchant interface. On the right side of the screen it has the stats for a stallion named Salkhi, who is pictured as being largely white with an arched neck, long light brown patches like someone has dripped paint onto a canvas and then tipped it on its side, and on one leg some black smears. There are also three black stripes in his mane which is otherwise white, as is his tail.
A CK3 map focused on mainland China, showing what was at the 867CE start entirely Tang dynasty territory has now broken up into at least a dozen regions controlled by different dynasties.
Stray Paws of Istanbul 2 days ago Hey everyone I wanted to finally share something important with you all. On August 6, I'll be leaving for military service. First of all, thank you so much to everyone who supported me last year and helped me afford the paid military service option. Because of your support, I'll only be gone for 28 days instead of 6 months, and I genuinely can't express how grateful I am for that.
A Crusader Kings 3 map screenshot focused on the Asian continent, showing the Mongol Empire stretched across the entirety of North Asia in roughly the location of the USSR. There are a few other large empires as well but they're all absolutely dwarfed by the Mongols. Hints in the UI indicate that the player is based in SE Asia/the North Pacific.
A graph showing two curved lines measured by time (years between 2012 and 2021) that are almost identical, labeled "the distance between Saturn and the moon" and "Bachelor's degrees awarded in Physical sciences"
The meme of the guy from The Office wearing a hot dog suit but with a cat face badly pasted over his face (it's a grey tabby, specifically). Caption reads "We're all trying to find the guy who did this."
A kereru (New Zealand wood pigeon) sits on a small branch which may be naturally shaped to have a bit going diagonally upwards and then a bit going horizontal or it may have been bent into that shape by the sheer mass of the bird perched on it. The bird looks, in shape, to be roughly similar to a rugby ball with a teeny tiny head balanced on top. It has iridescent feathers and is wearing a white singlet.
Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social . 10m Note that they didn't make this argument to Judge Cooper or state anywhere in this filing WHEN the bylaws were amended to point the gun at their own institution. They've briefed the issue of irreparable harm FOUR separate times and never mentioned it. Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social . 8m The Board asks that the DC Circuit rule by 7pm, which is pretty ballsy for a filing at 4pm on a Friday. Particularly when the order you want stayed was issued FOURTEEN days ago.
A soft plush kākāpō standing a little taller than the laptop computer next to it. It has a very fluffy face and soft looking green plumage
A thumbnail of a youtube video with the text "Ecologists have no answer" across the image and the video title "New Zealand found 18 of these birds left on Earth - what followed was impossible." The thumbnail also shows a New Zealand flag in the top left and is dominated by a white sand beach with several kākāpō scattered across it in broad daylight, almost certainly AI generated. The front-most kākāpō has its head tilted in curiosity and is looking directly at the camera.
A pile of stuffed toys sitting in a tall shelf. There is merch for Project Zomboid and No Man's Sky, the bee mascot of a streamer, some mostly realistic animals, and some unrealistic animals. Also a Taniwha.
A cat is not only on me but entirely blocking my face
A plush to sitting slightly taller than the laptop open next to it. It has a very large head and is wearing a red and white spacesuit with a light blue sweater and green and white scarf over the top, perfect attire for New Zealand housing in June.
A Rotten Tomatoes screenshot for Andy the Talking Hedgehog, showing a popcorn metre score of 60% but both visible audience reviews rating it as one star or less. These points are circled in red to show that they're relevant.
A cat is on me
A partially complete cross stitch with thread in three shades of green, concentrated towards the bottom with some lighter-weight lines snaking upwards
A partially completed cross stitch with many stitches in two different shades of green done. It's not enough to be able to discern what the design will be.
A photo of a thin strap where it attaches to the front shoulder of a top. The fabric is fraying and starting to rip.
A screenshot from Tomodachi Life showing the character bar across the bottom with six Miis displayed. Two of them have labels naming them as Neko Samurai, a white cat wearing an elaborate samurai headdress, and Wishbone, a Jack Russell terrier with one brown ear and a brown patch around his opposite eye.
A screenshot of a streamer playing Paralives, showing a sliced-open house with kitchen and living room. The kitchen features brightly coloured counters and oven next to a fridge designed to look like a clown, while nearby in the living area is a cow statue.
It's a deep fried marș bar! I haven't had one of these in ages
A cartoon-like character wearing a black bodysuit with the carriage of a train. Its face is grey, round, and bald, with a face that looks molded from plastic.
A screenshot from Photobucket's wikipedia page: "In late June 2017, Photobucket dropped its free hosting service, and started requiring a US$99 annual subscription to allow external linking to all hosted images, or a US$399 annual subscription to allow the embedding of images on third-party websites, such as personal blogs and forums. This policy change, enacted with minimal advance notice, has been highly controversial. Even years after abandoning free accounts, Photobucket keeps sending email offers that variously attempt to cajole or threaten users to switch to the paid plan. "At its peak, Photobucket employed 120 people and accounted for 2% of American internet traffic. In 2019, the company employed 10 and ranked approx. 1,500th according to Alexa Internet."
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A black and white still from a burrow camera showing a kākāpō standing on a log facing away. A small white square can be seen high on the bird's back with a wire extending out and down her back.
A bright green owl-parrot-bird sits in the hollow of a tree behind a round ball of cotton fluff with a head attached. The green is so vivid it practically glows from within.