The Local Bard

@thelocalbard.bsky.social

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Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D PFP by @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social

Big Convoy with his Big Cannon
Sideswipe walking along a metal shelf with Brunt weapons
Sideswipe with Brunt behind him, both in vehicle mode
Tiger Girl Garu staring at you
Road Rage posed on a metal digital scale
Top-down view of Road Rage in her Corvette vehicle mode
Big Convoy armed with his Matrix Gun and Big Cannon weapons, standing on a workbench in the sun
Printed out image of a man with tiny circular sunglasses with the caption reading "I can't talk right now, I'm makin' piss"
Big Convoy in beast mode on a desk
The GQuuuuuuX Gundam model kit flying and raising its heat hawk axe.
Optimus Prime with a toy of himself, playing with his trailer who is holding a toy of Starscream
The mostly complete GQuuuuuuX model kit
Upper body of the GQuuuuuuX mobile suit
Garu looking out the window on a sunny Monday morning.
EX-01 Plus Mocha made by Big Firebird! Normally a transforming character who turns from a black, white, and pink super car into a maid inspired robot, here she has her vehicle mode parts removed and has a bunny tail, ribbon, and bunny ears added
A toy shelf at a Dollar Tree in Canada with the Final Faction toys
Big Convoy in mammoth mode
The head of the GQuuuuuuX gundam
Sticker sheet with microscopic stickers
A tiny piece of the head of the model kit I'm building
A picture of the box for the High Grade GQuuuuuuX mobile suit with a video of Jobby The Hong in the background
Liya Alopex, a pink anthropomorphic arctic fox girl, standing in the morning sun with a hand on her hip.
Video of Zombie Grisa in front of the pyramids singing along to Cleanse The Bloodlines by Unleash The Archers
Zombie Grisa floating in the air with her wrapping flailing in the wind. Behind her are the great pyramids during a sandstorm. She is singing into a microphone held by one of her wrapping tendrils
Thundertron with Nightstrike perched on his arm. Standing on a desk in the sunlight
Thundertron in his space lion mode.
Calcitron on a workbench in the sun with his claw hammer ready
Calcitron in his truck made out of rocks mode.
Crasher from the Gobots, in her Porsche 956 vehicle mode
Cliffjumper in robot mode with his pistol, standing on an orange metal rail
Cliffjumper in his vehicle mode
A plastic toy egg
Rodimus Prime standing on a workbench with his rifle in hand
Rodimus Prime in his vehicle mode
EcoPla version of Gundam Lfrith. Rather than the standard blue and white, this recolour is black and neon pink
Grisa walking along a windowsill in the morning sun
Blackarachnia in her spider mode on a sunny windowsill
Showing off the War For Cybertron Siege Showckwaves' lightpiping making his single eye glow
Zombie Grisa standing before a city baking under the evening sun while she sings Cruel Summer by Bananarama.
Zombie Grisa standing in front of a city baking in the hot evening sun
Transformers Prime Beast Hunters Abominus combined
Manglor with a large claw arm, alternate head, tail, and wings
Bunch of toys in bags (and an egg)
Rippersnapper on a workbench in the sun with his pickaxe weapon
The 9th Doctor, played by Christopher Eccleston, on the left, seen in his TARDIS with various wires and objects surrounding him
Rippersnapper in his monster mode
Nemesis Prime posed with her rifle raised, looking back at the viewer with the red setting sun behind her