The girl with the Garfield tattoo

@themaplewitch.bsky.social

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Retired Manic Pixie Dreamgirl. Smarter than I act online. Overeducated and understimulated.

500 - Hazardous Air quality index is 500, which is worse than yesterday at about this time.
458 - Hazardous Air quality index is 458, which is worse than yesterday at about this time.
A sign for Memphis kiddie park that says closed due to poor air quality
Specialized protective watermelon basket with wheels that you can drag along behind you. It is silver and has a little blue bubble acrylic top.
A bookshelf full of records
Cleveland mentioned
Long live air con!
A pink knit sweater with a white stripe in the middle with the words I'M A LUXURY---MIDSIZE SEDAN FEW CAN AFFORD written in blue over the white stripe
A text message that reads : A bald dad in mirrored glasses just drove by blasting AC/DC and it made me think of you
Tim Robinson and George C Scott making the same faces
Her?
A sunset
Rainbow dress
Tolkien
A book cart full of 80s republican non fiction and fantasy fiction paperbacks
Cupie garf
traci mcface Sam McNeil goes on a work trip and everything goes terribly wrong (I hesitate to put possession on here because that happens after the work trip not during) EVENT HORIZON JURASSIC PARK IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS
Someone who definitely belches at the dinner table
A big cucumber with a bend
Come to Apple Store in next 20 mins if u want an ass kicking
Kitty snuggles
A dog with a machine gun on the porch of a Victorian home
AI picture of a White Pomeranian in military fatigues, laying on a bunch of bullets holding a rifle
A white Pomeranian overlooking a bunch of tiny missiles with a man in a ushanka and heavy black jacket
An AI picture of a white Pomeranian in an underground bunker with noise canceling headphones
An AI picture of a Pomeranian wearing a cowboy hat sitting on a wooden box at a gun show
An alert in the Apple settings that says Software Update Tonight
AOhio license plate with clipart of a man on a bike and the logo share the road has the license plate number of “w4nk3r”
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HORNY ON MAIN THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A BLUESKY POST
Baby from ponyo
MAKE REPAIR AND RESCORE EYES in BISQUE COMPOSITION AND PLASTIC VINYL DOLLS A MUST FOR DOLLMARERS AND Restoration artists
A woman with long red hair, orange round glasses, a vintage yellow cardigan, a sunflower dress, black tights and black witch boots on, takes a selfie in the work bathroom
A woman with red hair and red glasses taking selfie in the mirror
A recreation of the NYT spelling bee game on a dry erase board. The letters in the octagons are I T Y U O C with the letter N as the center
Your lover is a ghost, a figment of your imagi-nation. Stop replaying conversations that never happened with someone who doesn't think about you. The person you're mourning exists only in your head. Delete their number. Block their social media. Live in the world that actually exists.
A woman in a thrift store dressing room in a orange sweater dress you can see the outline of her belly
A movie theater diagram to purchase tickets an Orange seat is highlighted for purchase in between two pairs of two already bought seats
Stop trying to be in love. Your pattern is obvious: rushing from person to person, chasing feelings that fade fast. What you call love is just running from yourself. The relationship you desperately need most is the one with your own company.
Alec Baldwin in a flannel and slutty little glasses
I do love you, I can't change that I've never been good at letting things go The thought of you forgetting me terrifies me Don't you see, You exist in two places. Where you are and in my heart So just tell me you'll love me in another life if you don't have time for me in this one. Because I am willing to wait a million life times Just to figure you out.
Fairy chasm ln
JAN 21 Trusting Yourself Your destiny is not tied to a relationship or a partner - you can take someone with you, but it's not necessary. Throughout your life, you'll be challenged to get comfortable being true to yourself and free enough to explore without distraction.
A store called “the head shed”
Me at the gym
16 movies
Same thing, but next to an aluminum Christmas tree
Woman with red hair in a bun and green cat eye glasses wearing a sparkly red dress pulled up to show the lace edge of her fishnet stockings
The lights of California glowing from on top of Mulholland Drive
poly people in a relationship: it's just so much more peaceful than rigid, duplicitous monogamy poly people in a breakup: URGENT PLEASE SHARE- Me and my co-partners are being hunted across state lines by Knife, the vengeful alter of our ex-wife
when I'm in a Dating an emotionally avoidant person competition and my opponent is a horse girl with weak ankles that doesn’t even like them
A cardboard box reading “egg supplies”
Say the line Bart!
Travis bickle
The who’s down in whoville we’re thots
The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992 **** Rewatched Dec 2, 2025 Scrooge: *exists* Muppets: THERE GOES MISTER ASSHOLE