Matt Dallinson

@themattrd.bsky.social

545 Followers 143 Following

Purveyor of the SWPL agenda. Opinions my own.

LCLs ridiculous squad. GK Earps, CB Leon, DM Geyoro & Van de Donk, AM Putellas, ST Anyomi, RW Godfrey, Franssi, Cascarino, Diani, Parris
Black sweater vest with one half made up of Peru, Brazil, and Argentina football scarves
Lucy Parry on Instagram "Eefaaaa yaa 💚💚💚 ggtth"
Pippa (dog) doesn't fall for the fake shot and then reads the flight of the chip perfectly and catches it with ease making the striker (me, human) look like an absolute melon
Patchwork Scotland top making up the front of a tote bag. Big number 3 on the right hand side.
Close up of previous post focused on the faces
An illustration of Angelos Charisteas heading in the winner at EURO 2004
4th Celtic, 31 points 5th Hibernian, 25 points
Barcala in a Scotland kit
Sun Wen skips past two defenders, the Chinese characters for "shāo hòu jiàn" trailing behind her, translated at the bottom in closed captioning style "see you later".
Katie McCabe giving a "subtle" finger while answering a question
A look of horror across the face of Sabrina Soubreyand
Extremely overdesigned profile photo of me standing in front of a rosebush
Keira Barry career stats. 15 games played, 774 minutes, 2 goals, 0 assists
The thing about Bayern Munich Frauen is they always try and walk it in
Ghosts poster
Jack Reyner
Illustration of Dan Ballard holding off two attackers, inky black with red spot colour
Caley Gibb
Postcard style illustration that says "Hello from the... World Cup" with Scott McTominay lounging in the foreground and Andy Robertson waving in the background.
If I say what I think they will sanction me
The devil tarot showing Lee Gibson staying on her line and saving Bonsegundo's penalty in 2019 before VAR made a terrible decision to have the penalty retaken
A photo from the 2026 Ballon d'Or ceremony showing Kathleen McGovern holding the award
Excuse me do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, the SWPL?
Proclamation stating August 2nd as Hibernian FC Women Day and a celebration of all women's sports
Image showing the England penalty as Chloe Kelly strikes the ball with goalscorer Ella Toone CLEARLY in the box meaning the goal should have been disallowed
Chelsea players laughing maniacally
Itsa me, holding a coffee
How's Your Touch Champions and Everyone Loves Women's Fitba merch laying on the grass surrounded by Piritize, SPF50, a pizza crunch supper, sunglasses, and cans
Hibs third kit with Papadopoulos #5 on the back
Hoof
Teasel Middag pulls Kirsten Reilly back by her arm
Kathleen McGovern controls the ball on her chest, flicks over one defender, chops past another, and fires into the far bottom corner from 20 yards
Tweet that says "All I hear is negativity from this podcast week in, week out 😴"
Illustration of a goat
"Email disabled for How's Your Touch" email notification
Michaela McAlonie signing a new contract
Caroline Weir playing for Hibernian against Spartans
"Guitar truck Monday morning" Spotify playlist
"Oh we all like a bad boy though don't we" *Shocked face* "Yeah, not a fucking terrorist though Chris"
Linda Motlhalo lifting the SWPL title at Ibrox
Collection of random stuff I've pulled out of a drawer including an Alex Popp beer mat, Spartans matchday program, just merda sticker, Alvaro Recoba and Lis Garcia figurines, a shiny Mascherano card, Lucas Barrios sticker, and sealed pack of How's Your Touch shiny cards
Stacey Shopa Papadopoulos making tackling look easy
Message that says "said you're the Chris Sutton of the podcast"
Table that shows the number of clicks per year from various sources. Copied below (apologies for formatting if it is a nightmare) Year Email Direct Twitter Instagram Reddit Other Total Avg. Readers High Low 2023 4,138.00 4,890.00 1,627.00 902.00 501.00 554.00 12,612.00 244.89 776 75 2024 11,411.00 5,968.00 692.00 1,705.00 449.00 1,279.00 21,504.00 351.65 892 160 Change 7,273.00 1,078.00 -935.00 803.00 -52.00 725.00 8,892.00 106.76 116 85 % Change 175.76% 22.04% -57.47% 89.02% -10.38% 130.87% 70.50% 43.60% 14.95% 113.33% Social Media Only 2023 3,030.00 2024 2,846.00 Change -184.00 % Change -6.07%