Maz, The

@themaz.bsky.social

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Intrepid explorer of the internet. "He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."

A phot of a bottle of Resolve Urine Destroyer cleaning product
A phot of an old cookbook/drink manual detailing the recipe for a Beef Fizz. This drink combines beef broth and ginger ale to a presumably refreshing effect.
Batou from Ghost in the Shell looking very excited
A screenshot of popular searches from Steam. Four games are presented. Diablo II: Resurrected, Mewgenics, Roadside Research, and Can I get an Iced Coffee with Breastmilk!?
Fred Durst is wearing a red pilgrim hat. He holds a bowl of stuffing in one hand and cranberry sauce in another, presenting both to the viewer. Text below reads "Just give me something to thank!"
Malice and Pusha T posing with Elmo from Sesame street. Text reads "Clipse will appear on the next episode of seasme street to sing with Elmo"
The misfits sporting the iconic "devil lock" look
The charred ruins of Nottoway Plantation, presided over by the spirit of a smiling William T. Sherman
A screengrab from The Simpsons featuring a rapper performing. he's wearing a black shirt, beanie, and a THURSDAY THE 20TH gold chain
Rogue Trader era Warhammer 40,000 art of a bearded gentleman with some manner of device in hand sporting a ratfink-like graphic and SLAM SECTOR written on it
Panel 1 - A suspicious hole in the divider between bathroom stalls Panel 2 - POV from said hole, showing Klingon Chancellor Gowron with the caption "Hello" Panel 3 - Same POV as panel 2, zoomed in with the caption "Is anyone there?" Panel 4 - Same POV, but with the Chancellor's eye presumably to the hole and the caption "I seek glory!"
Still from Porco Rosso featuring the protagonist relaxing in a lounge chair on the beach. In the background, his seaplane floats, moored to the shore.
A man in a ballcap peering from the corner of the image in some kind of outdoor setting, overlaid with the statement "Hey sorry I missed your text I am processing a nonstop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave"