Themeguy | MagexWitch Comic

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30/M Comic Hobbyist. Creator of #MagexWitch & The Floating Islanders #NeopianTimes Comic | Neopets: Yankeesrule244444456 | Art Fight https://artfight.net/~Themeguy | Mage x Witch: https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/mage-x-witch/list?title_no=1008460

Panel 1: A sleazy looking fish man (otherwise known as Fish McGee) is sat at the bar with a glass of wine, pointing at comic protagonist OMG. He says “Oh yeah, tough guy? What if I don’t do that? You got the balls to kill me?” Panel 2: OMG, annoyed and somewhat flabbergasted replies “Y…yeah, did you not just see-“ Panel 3: Fish McGee cuts him off, shouting “Prove it then, bitch!” Panel 4: OMG immediately shoots Fish McGee dead with absolutely Zero hesitation Panel 5: OMG’s robot companion, FML looks traumatized as he shouts “W-Wha What the hell?!” Panel 6: OMG has his arms spread wide as he shouts back “He wanted me to!” Fish McGee says “Tch, whatever dude, you kill like a-“ he’s cut off as his lifeless corpse falls to the floor.
Panel 1 of 6: Galem has his staff out, and asks Vivian “Remember that spell I used to clean all the cat hair in your cottage?” Panel 2 of 6: Vivian smugly replies “The one that also attracted the cat hair still on Gloop?” A flashback shows in the background to the previous strip Cat Cleanup where Gloop is flying through the air towards Galem’s Staff Galem blushes and presses his fingers together, replying “Yeah, that one.” Panel 3 of 6: Galem raises his staff and begins casting magic as he says “Well I think I’ve fixed the issue! Now it should only attract the shedded cat hair! So I’m gonna give it another go!” Panel 4 of 6: Cat hair from across the cottage is magically floating to Galem’s staff. Galem says “So far so good” Vivian watches the spectacle and lets out an excited “ooo!” Panel 5 of 6: The top of Galem’s staff is almost completely consumed by a massive hairball. Vivian looks a little nervous but doesn’t say anything, Galem looks a bit nervous and lets out an “Erm…” Panel 6 of 6: The hairball has grown so gargantuan that the entire thing doesn’t fit in the panel frame, and Galem and Vivian are visibly cloaked on the shadow of the massive heap of cat hair that hovers over them. More strands are still floating in. Galem, appalled, asks “When was the last time you cleaned the cat hair in your cottage?” Vivian, with a nervous and guilty expression replies “When did you try cleaning it the first time?”
Old tumblr post: In this time of term papers, I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter. I like to think he's Dionysus' second cousin or something.
Image is Page 1 of a 4 page comic. Panel 1: Anthe Luxaves, Hyur warrior of light and his Lalafell apprentice Hylas are trekking through a forest. While Anthe walks, Hylas floats beside him. Hylas asks "Hey, I've got a question" Anthe replies: "Shoot" Panel 2: Hylas asks "What's up with your...combat outfit?" Anthe replies: "Oh? The very unique, super combat-oriented skivvies I wear to battle? That outfit?" Panel 3: Anthe's combat outfit consisting of a small metal chestplate that only covers a small bit of the front of his torso, a cowboy hat, and a coeurl-print speedo is shown on panel. Chibi versions of the two are in the panel, continuing the conversation. Hylas replies: "Are you implying there's more to your panties?" Anthe replies: "Haha, nah."
Weather report showing rain and thunderstorms for both Saturday and Sunday
Panel 1 of 4: Vivian is at her Coven grounds, as Archmage Solus, head of Stranarch Academy is walking down the dirt path towards her. With a smile, Sollus exclaims “Ah, Vivian my dear! How lovely to run into you again!” Vivian gives him a wave as she replies “Oh, Hi, Mr. Sollus! What brings you to our coven grounds?” Panel 2 of 4: Sollus, now right up near Vivian, replies “I have some business with you coven master! I’m a tad late, so I must continue on my way!” Vivian replies: “Aw okay, good to see you!” Panel 3 of 4: As Sollus’ leaves Vivian behind and his figure retreats deeper into the Treadstrong Coven grounds, Vivian ruminates to herself, thinking: “Wow, the head of the local academy is here to speak directly to our leader! Must be about something important!” Panel 4 of 4: Man-Witch (the coven leader) and Sollus are revealed to be watching a sporting event on a crystal ball. The two have changed into blue and red jerseys representing the Dawngate Gatecrashers and are cheering at game on the orb. Man-Witch yells: “C’mon Gatecrashers!!” Sollus, with a bowl of chips in hand shouts “Hold onto that ball just a bit longer, my boy!!!”
Panel 1: Galem and Vivian are looking at the feed of r/ comics. Vivian says "Looks like Yuri is the trending topic on R/Comics." Galem replies: "Dang. Guess We'll have to sit this one out..." Panel 2: Vivian, with the smugest grin she's ever been drawn with waggles a glowing pink potion with a female symbol on it, and says "Oh, I wouldn't be so sure..." Galem has an expression of fear.
A screenshot of the level “Town Square” from PS1 Title “Spyro the Dragon”
Panel 1 of 4: Galem and Vivian are in an Aquarium. Vivian asks: “You said this Aquarium has a good reputation?” Galem replies “Yup! It’s run by Atlanteans!” The couple from episode 2 of Soulmates week are visible in the background taking a picture in front of a fish tank containing the ugly CG fish from the Amazing Digital Circus. This isn’t relevant to the joke, but it’s a fun Easter egg.
Sketch of Aaron fat and in a suit, smoking a cigar and surrounded by bags of money.
Domino falling meme. First small domino is labeled “My mom buys me a Shoyru plush while my sister is shopping in Limited Too” Final big domino is labeled “I attend the TADC: The Last Act World Premiere event in Hollywood”
Konrana, battered and bloodied, but determined as she says "AGAIN."
Pokémon 30th anniversary set pikachu 036/128 & 14/30 The illustration depicts a chubby pikachu sticking its head between the railings of a star banister, and getting its big wubbly cheeks smushed together
Panel 1 of 4: Galem is in his potions class, and is is hovering a knife over a large plant root on a cutting board. He looks very nervous. Galem says to himself: “Okay, per the instructions, these Bergroot tips need to be cut at exactly three quarters of an inch…” Panel 2: of 4: The scene zooms in on Galem’s face which is now shaded with dramatic lighting as his worry visibly intensifies. He continues: “…If I’m not precise, the uneven cook will affect the final elixir and I’ll get a failing grade on this! Oh jeez, this is stressful!” Panel 3 of 4: A yellow textbox reads “Meanwhile…” as the scene shifts to Vivian’s cottage where she is standing over her cauldron and pondering over two wooden containers which hold potion reagents. She asks aloud: “Was I supposed to put in eye of crow, or demon toes?” Panel 4 of 4: Vivian happily shrugs and says “Eh, whatever!” As she drops both ingredients into the pot, containers and all.
Bonus Panel: Back in the Shadow Plane, Aperius is approached by another demon who waves at him and asks: “Hey Aperius, how’s that get rich quick scheme of yours going? Get any good loot today?” Aperius replies “Shut up…” as he grumpily munches on a pickle.
Panel 1 of 3: A demon is summoned into Vivian’s cottage, surrounding with lightning and swirling purple magic as he yells: “You summon the Great Aperius, Master of Egress! Whatever lock stands before you, I shall clear in exchange for half the bounty that it guards.”
“That’s my boy Numel! Hit ‘em with the *Snorting sounds*”
I grab my toaster from the kitchen and walk it upstairs to the bathtub
Tiff & Eve Fan Comic Panel 1: Tiff's boss is sat at his desk, dismayed, as he asks "Tiffany, I can't believe this, are you homophobic?" Panel 2: Tiff looks shocked and is blushing as she replies "Sir, I'm GAY" Her boss, flabbergasted, thinks to himself "She's dodging the question!"
Mage x Witch - Cat Cleanup: A 4 Panel Comic Panel 1: Vivian is holding some tufts of black hair. She has a tired/whining expression: "Ugh, I keep finding Gloop's hair all over, I don't wanna clean it all up!" Galem looks excited: "I've been working on a spell for this!" Galem has his staff outstretched towards the viewer, the tip of the staff breaks through the panel. His eyes glow pink as pink energy coalesces towards his staff. He speaks an incantation: "Kai-Toh Toh-Ar Kai-Ko Toh-Ohn Kai-See Ar!" Glowing strands of cat air are suspended in the air, floating towards Galem's staff. Both Galem and Vivian look happy and excited. Galem: "It's working! All the cat hair in the house is being pulled to my staff!" Vivian: "My Hero!" Panel 4: Galem and Vivian look shocked/distraught as Gloop himself flies in from off-panel being pulled towards the staff (since he is, afterall, covered in his own hair).
Screenshot of a classic Twitter post which reads as follows: [Dentist Waiting Room] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other patients: teeth, TEETH Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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Panel 1 of 5: Vivian kicks down the door to Galem’s room with a suitcase in hand, shouting “Honey I’m Home!” Her cat Gloop is by her side wearing amino tropical shirt. Galem, in the foreground, looks towards the scene and replies with a smile: “Hey! Welcome back! I missed you!”
The empty speech bubbles have been partially filled in to reference a Ctrl alt delete edit. The first two edited bubbles say “You hour, League of Legends” The final speech bubble is the character, disgusted, replying: “Death!”
Writing Advice from Johan Swartzwelder, writer of 59 episodes of “The Simpsons” "I have a trick that makes things easier for me. Since writing is very hard and rewriting is comparatively easy and rather fun, I always write my scripts all the way through as fast as I can, the first day, if possible, putting in crap jokes and pattern dialogue—“Homer, I don’t want you to do that.” “Then I won’t do it.” Then the next day, when I get up, the script’s been written. It’s lousy, but it’s a script. The hard part is done. It’s like a crappy little elf has snuck into my office and badly done all my work for me, and then left with a tip of his crappy hat. All I have to do from that point on is fix it. So I’ve taken a very hard job, writing, and turned it into an easy one, rewriting, overnight. I advise all writers to do their scripts and other writing this way. And be sure to send me a small royalty every time you do it."
Galem Mii and Vivian Mii are “Having a conversation that would be unintelligible to others”. Their relationship gauge shows that both are crushing on each other.
Illustration of Shrike and Beebs from Monkey Wrench except Shrike has been replaced by the Lucky Charms mascot.
Vivian is being stopped by an airport security agent. The agent looks tired and frustrated as she pinches the bridge of her nose. She says “Ma’am, the signs all said to take off your shoes” Vivian, still very much in her shoes, replies “These are boots.”
Klefki and Mega Aggron on my side of the field. A message on the screen says "The Battle has ended due to a forfeit"
Holding the Nyx XR (Secret Rare) card from the Neopets Battledome TCG while sat in a movie theater
Artwork of Galem and Vivian flying over a backdrop of Japan. Galem is in his flying chat from the comic “Midnight Flight” with a hand held to his forehead like a salute as he looks into the distance. Vivian is flying on her broomstick, looking at the viewer with a wink as she gives a peace sign. Gloop is sat at the top of the broomstick holding a camera.
Panel 1 of 5: A refrigerator with Galem’s color palette stands in a kitchen across the room from a countertop with an inlaid stove. The fridge says “Oh my beloved Stovian. I wish I could reach over there and embrace you.”
Panel 1 of 5: Vivian and Kaz are walking through the Treadstrong Coven grounds. An envelope with a heart-shaped seal magically appears above them in with a “Vwomp!” Bathed in pink magic. Kaz exclaims: “Woah! Where’d that letter come from?” Vivian reaches a hand up to catch it from the air and replies: “Galem sent it! He’s been using teleportation magic to pass me notes during his classes!”