Milly🇨🇦

@themillereffect.bsky.social

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Professionalized Wrasslin’- Calgary Flames- New England Patriots- Toronto Blue Jays- Trekkie- The Simpsons “I’m from Winnipeg, you idiot!”

Grampa Simpsons shrugs and says “a little from Column A, a little from Column B”
A cartoon judge says “I’m going to allow this”.
Sideshow Bob from TV’s The Simpsons sips a beverage, and remarks in disgust: “Terrible!”
A can of alcoholic lemonade.
A t-shirt of professional wrestler Roman Reigns.
A Japanese man smoking a cigar in a hot tub suggests: “Don’t believe me. Onserve this commercial.”
A t-shirt representing defunct professional wrestling faction “The New Day”.
An ECW wrestling shirt
Pro wrestler Sting says “TNA wins again!”
The N-A Team North America hockey logo from the NHL 2016 World Cup Of Hockey
Bart Simpson eats a box of Pop Tarts and says between bites: “I’m comfortable with who I am.”
Snacks and dips!
Collectable 7-11 cups as described in the post.
A bottle of Iceberg brand Canadian vodka.
Mac from TV’s It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia explains “I’m playing both sides so that I always come out on top”.
JD “Boss” Hogg from 1980s television series The Dukes Of Hazzard, an obese middle aged man in his white cowboy suit and cowboy hat, smiling while holding a cigar.
A freeze frame meme from the 1994 Spider-Man animated series shows the titular character punching his alter ego Peter Parker below the belt, shouting “NOT IF I PUNCH YOU IN THE BALLS!”
Freshly grilled cheeseburgers, and lots of ‘em!
Pro wrestler Dusty Rhodes opines on pro wrestling.
Albertan country music singer Corb Lund sits at a bar and quotes his own lyric: “It’s alright, in Alberta that’s cool.”
Star Trek’s Dr. McCoy asks, bewildered, “My God, what is this? The dark ages?”
A local weather report for Winnipeg, Manitoba showing a humidity heatwave of 46 degrees celsius.
A meme of an Italian stereotype says “the Italian word of the day is Ebola. As in, I pick-a Guiseppe for my bowling team, because Ebola perfect game every time.”
A still frame from TV’s The Simpsons shows an upright, fully functional man impaled by a swordfish that doesn’t seem to bother him.
Pro wrestler Shawn Michaels dressed as chicken magnate Colonel Sanders.
Pro wrestler Shawn Michaels dressed as chicken magnate Colonel Sanders.
Pro wrestling promoter Paul Heyman makes a finger guns motion with one hand, suggesting he is about to quote-unquote, “shoot”.
Parody news reporter Ron Burgundy from the comedy classic film Anchorman gives a serious speech about an earth shaking news event, before surprising onlookers by jumping off a diving board and shouting “CANNONBALL!”
Former pro wrestling tag team Lenny and Lodi, known collectively as The West Hollywood Blondes.
Homer Simpson sits at a bar after a few adult cocktails and decides “grey steel cage, red steel cage, they all wind up the same colour in the end!”
Skeletor from the Masters Of The Universe franchise throws his hands up in amazement and says “absolute cinema”.
A weather report for Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada showing +28 Celsius with a humidity feel of +37.
A 1992 Chevy Lumina minivan, coloured grey with a sleek aerodynamic design resembling a shuttle craft from sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Two cans of Swiss Chalet restaurant dipping sauce, a Canadian delicacy.
Merchandise and a cowboy hat representing the Calgary Stampeders of the Canadian Football League
Comic Book Guy from TV’s The Simpsons, while eating a box of “Chicks” marshmallows candies: “Oh, if only the real chicks went down this easy.”
A t-shirt of pro wrestler “Broken” Matt Hardy and his famous catch phrase “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!”
Sportsnet Canada raises its annual subscription prices yet again, despite cutting services rather than providing more of them.
“Is that cannon?” No, it’s Galvatron.”
A photo of a fan with an impersonator of pro wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage at the Winnipeg Fringe performing arts festival.
Barney Gumble from TV’s The Simpsons prepares for an intravenous injection of beer and shouts “just hook it to my veins!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator characters warns of Artifical Intelligence: “It becomes self-aware at 2:14 AM Eastern Time, August 29.”
Krusty The Clown from TV’s The Simpsons shouts in disgust: “What the hell was that?”
Homer Simpson from TV’s The Simpsons peeks into a dog house looking for a wild animal and says, incredulously: “Badger, my ass! It’s probably Milhouse.”
A proposed note of legal tender featuring a depiction of controversial lawyer Jeffrey Rath that labels him as “Jeff Of Alberta”.
If anything can make you skeptical about AI, it’s that the Mets bought a six-figure program to help make in game decisions and are 15 games under .500. And MLB banned iPads in dugouts because of it. 🙄
A WWE branded bottle of Prime brand sports drink.
“Gotcha, suckas!”