James

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IQ is astrology for Nazis

Conversation in which I sarcastically state there is no such thing as working-class trans people and someone unironically agrees
Screenshot of the show What We do in the Shadows
NY vanity plate that says 4TUNATA
Screenshot of podcast labeled incorrectly
Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia (originally appeared in The Onion, Number One In News) Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A,E,I,O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more pronounceable. "For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the world," Clinton said. "Today, the United States must finally stand up and say 'Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some vowels in their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the crusade in this noble endeavour." The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Storm by the State Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients. Two C-130 transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of "E's," will fly from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the letters over the cities. Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the vowels. "My God, I do not think we can last another day," Trszg Grzdnjkln, 44, said. "I have six children and none of them has a name that is understandable to me or to anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my poor, wretched family just one 'E.' Please." Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: "With just a few key letters, I could be George Humphries. This is my dream." The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua, Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's, S's and T's.
Screenshot of YouTube feed where T1J asks in a post who are some people you would describe as masculine that have cool/unique fashion and right below that is a picture of Jamelle Bouie who meets those criteria
National Democrats are also pushing officials in Illinois and Maryland to further gerrymander, with House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries flying to Chicago earlier this week to make that pitch in person. That’s another good sign. The problem is that local officials in those states aren’t fully on board yet. Some Black politicians in Illinois are reportedly frustrated because effective gerrymandering could reduce the number of Black-majority U.S. House districts in the state, even if it increases the number of Democratic seats. Let me use my position as one of the relatively few Black columnists in the national media to say categorically—THAT IS STUPID. Having Democrats control the House is far, far better for Black Americans than having lots of Black House members in a Republican-controlled House. What are we doing here? Why do I have to make such an obvious point?
GIF of the scene from Anchorman where Ron Burgundy is served cat poop at a restaurant
A scene from Better Call Saul wherein Huell Babineaux wearing headphones hits a police officer who is arguing with Jimmy McGill with a bag of sandwiches.
Baby pointing out his dad in a video
The Atlantic article: New York is Not a Democracy - Could ranked-choice voting help Zohran Mamdani beat Andrew Cuomo? By Annie Lowrey
Alexander the Final Fantasy Esper / Summon / Guardian Force / Eidolon / Avatar
Adam Sandler in the movie Billy Madison, sitting attentively in a classroom
Ezra Klein podcast: Eric Adams has a message for the Democratic Party
The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over
Elon Musk: We will coup whoever we want! Deal with it.
The Seamoth from the game Subnautica - a small one-man craft designed for sea and space travel.
Picture showing the book Chaotic Neutral Is not available in library app Libby
Scene from 30 Rock where Jack asks Dennis what his politics are, Dennis responds social conservative, fiscal liberal
The capital ship Aurora from the game Subnautica
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