Morgan Avery 🍔

@themorgan.bsky.social

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Ultra slow ultra runner; Election loser; Eating contest winner; Doting father; Sometime: Podcaster; Filmmaker; Biz starter.

screenshot from the 1988 robocop arcade game. they had it at my local dairy for a while and i played it enough that eventually i would just put my 20c in and clock it every night as a matter of course when i went to the shop for milk or whatever.
Bathroom. Nearly ended my relationship. Outcome fantastic, process enormously too slow.
Cropped screenshot of a twitter post from the artist Doja Cat reading: "hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand." it has 44 thousand retweets and over four hundred thousand likes.
a teeny tiny little 50g "moro" bar in a big baggy loose fitting moro package. presumably the same size wrapper as the previous 65g bars came in. shrinkflation always sucks and it especially sucks when you know they're squirting cents worth of the cheapest possible whipped sugar paste into these things anyway.
Not only an elephant's foot, but from the size of it almost certainly a little elephant calf's foot. Presumably quite illegal to trade in this sort of thing today, but it's been in the family for well over a century, from long before there were laws about such things or any understanding about why it's a bad idea to kill an elephant just so you'll have a place to store your pens.
Screenshot of a youtube comment with 4800 upvotes from account named @knigweenis7092 that says: "Had a hundred concussions and still speaks more sense and has more working grey matter than those politicians brought up on hedge funds and family loans and done no work in their lives. Mick, you're a credit to humanity."
Hipkins makes it altogether too easy for them.
Mr. McGrease.