David Bibby

@themrbibby.bsky.social

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"The grumpiest man in the payments business" apparently.

The "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" meme
An emergency exit sign at Green Park tube station that has an additional little wire on it
Photo of a delicious bowl of tonkotsu ramen with pork, broccoli sweetcorn and carrots and half an egg
Photo of some silicone freezer trays branded Souper Cubes
Sergeant Major saying "oh dear, how sad, never mind"
A pile of about 150 cloves of garlic which took an hour to peel
On our last date, we were walking through a park when I told him we couldn't keep seeing each other, that I disagreed with most of his beliefs and didn't align with the future he wanted. Confusingly, he replied that from his point of view, we actually agreed on most things. No, I said, we didn't, which he would know if he'd ever asked me any questions about myself. He still leaned in and tried to kiss me. We never saw each other again.
The cover of a weird -ass book published in the seventies entitled "our mysterious spaceship moon- is our nearest neighbour a huge alien spacecraft?"
Book cover, the title is "our mysterious spaceship moon: is our nearest neighbour a huge alien spacecraft?"
A poster showing a cartoon character with a caption saying "Mr Adventure welcomes you to Heathrow security"
Three small hand-turned wooden bowls, two in sycamore and one in spalted beech
A turned wooden bowl with a lot of knots and patterns in the grain
Picture showing I was the 475878th sign-up to Bluesky
Athul Acharya, legend of a human rights lawyer, posts I FUCKING WON referring to a case where a cop shot a protestor in the eye and he beat the cops appeal (i think, IANAL)
Two pictures of four small kittens curled up asleep
A red haired female vampire with glowing red eyes
A submarine recently surfaced on a sunny Day
View of Chicago taken from a plane, the sun is shining off Lake Michigan and giving the scene a golden glow
Picture of Saffy, the all-white cat who lives near Brockley station
A hand turned bowl made of spalted beech, light coloured with fine black lines in the grain
A photo of the sun setting over the open sea, colouring the clouds a dark orange that's reflected off the small wavelets on the water
Turns out the boy was black and ended up handcuffed by the cops, who could have predicted?
Screenshot of article describing US conservatives as overly respectful of authority, fearful and having closed compartmentalised minds
An AI generated photo of me as a Ken doll, looking much better than the real me