SuperNerd

@thenerdy.one

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We have officially sunset legacy snacking vectors (carbs, flavor) to pivot toward this next-gen, AI-curated nutritional matrix. By implementing these algorithmic pairings, synergizing the ‘Gummy Tech Stack’ with ‘Cashew Optimization Protocols’, we are driving 40% more synergy per calorie.
All modern digital infrastructure is represented by a pile of blocks stacked on top of each other. Most of the foundation seems pretty sturdy, until you look closer and see a single tiny block keeping the whole things from falling apart.
John Travolta
Cannot connect to server.
"geminicodeassist.agentYoloMode": yolo
The Dark Lord holds Gimli's axe in the oval office.
"Calibri is now woke, all fonts must be serif hence forth." Says the angry penguin with a machete.
Judge says *hell* approve opioid settlement with OxyContin maker Purdue and Sackler family.
Five coworkers in business attire stand side-by-side in a bland office with cubicles behind them. They are collectively holding a large, rectangular piece of cardboard that serves as a makeshift sign. Written on the sign in red marker are the words: "YOU DID A JOB". All of their facial expressions are deadpan and serious, conveying a powerful sense of underwhelming congratulations and mediocrity.
A guy repeated punching another guy in the face while trying to show him pictures in his wallet.
A 30 mile radius around NYC reaches Connecticut and contains more of NJ than NY.
AI generated slop used by Amazon to promote golfing apparel. All 4 people appear to be identical copies of the same white dude wearing bland apparel with his hands in his pockets to hide his extra fingers.
The PBS Kids splash screen with a 404 error.
Highlighted row reads: Refer to the platform as "X" instead of "Twitter". Similarly refer to posts as "X post" instead of "tweet".
Anakin: We need to kick millions off of Medicaid to afford our new war. Padme: But you're going to cover veterans injured while serving, right? Anakin: *Stone faced* Padme: You're going to cover veterans, right??
A Wall Street trader looking at a computer screen with a clear expression of, "what in the fsck did he say this time?"
The DJI was happy until 1:15pm today. Then it noped out of positive territory, again.
The Client beamed with pride as the response lit up his console: 200 OK. "Success!" he shouted. He high-fived his own loopback address and began processing the response body like a champ. But then—confusion. Inside the payload: { "status": 400, "message": "Bad Request" } He blinked. “Wait. What?” He stared at the body. Then the header. "HTTP/1.1 200 OK" Then the body again. "Body: 400 Bad Request." "WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?!" Somewhere in the digital abyss, the Server snorted. "You asked for JSON. I gave you JSON." The Client's eye twitched. "You wrapped a 400 in a 200! That’s not how this works!" The Server shrugged. “I technically succeeded in giving you a response. So... 200.” “You gaslighting chunk of silicon! I trusted you!” “You shouldn’t,” the Server said coolly. “I was written by interns.” The Client screamed into the void. No one heard. Except Curl. And Curl doesn’t care.
A slightly balding white man with short cut hair wearing a black faux leather jacket in a cheap wood panel room.
A sea manatee with military equipment strapped to it's back.
He will make us his play things