Can They Eat the Old '96er

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Determining which fictional characters can or cannot finish The Old '96er, a 96-ounce steak. Not affiliated with any film studios or restaurants. Not selling anything. No ads, no sponsors. Just a guy. Feel free to debate my decisions, but be nice about it.

The Defenders from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, standing against a moving truck. From left to right: Mike Colter as Luke Cage, Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock / Daredevil, Krysten Ritter as Jessica Jones, and Finn Jones as Danny Rand / Iron Fist.
Professor Charles Xavier, holding his hand up near his head, as if he's about to use his psychic powers, deliver a speech, or both.
Nightcrawler from X-Men '97, wielding rapiers in both hands and his prehensile tail, for a total of three swords.
Magneto from X-Men '97, with his long gray hair, staring upward wistfully at the sky while wearing a suit coat and a purple button-down shirt.
Cable from X-Men '97, yelling loudly and firing his energy gun.
Storm from X-Men '97, standing at the bottom of a stairwell, wearing a pantsuit and smiling.
Wolverine from X-Men 97, smirking, claws out, with a toothpick in his mouth.
Gambit from X-Men '97 standing in a kitchen holding a set of BBQ tongs, while wearing a purple crop-top T-shirt with two flaming crossed guitars and the word "ROCK" printed on it.
Jubillee from X-Men '97, smiling with her hands on her hip. Her trademark pink sunglasses are above her eyes, on her hairline.
Bishop from X-Men '97, looking intense with glowing white eyes, while red light bears down on him.
Beast from X-Men '97, taking off his spectacles and smiling.
Rogue from X-Men '97, smiling while adjusting her hair.
Scott Summers / Cyclops wearing his trademark red sunglasses, shaking his fist angrily.
Jean Grey from X-Men '97, shooting telekinetic energy from her left hand and forehead.
Morph from X-Men '97, standing in a kitchen and smiling.
The X-Men 97 lineup Back row: Morph, Jean Grey, Cyclops, Rogue, Beast, and Bishop Front row: Jubilee, Gambit, Wolverine and Storm
The X-Men '97 lineup. Back row: Morph, Jean Grey, Cyclops, Rogue, Best, Bishop. Front row: Jubilee, Gambit, Wolverine, Storm
Wesley Crusher looking stern aboard the Enterprise
Jean-Luc Picard facepalming on the bridge of the Enterprise.
Dr. Beverly Crusher sitting at her desk, crossing her arms and smirking.
Counselor Deanna Troi
Will Riker smirking
Worf folding his arms and looking incredulous on the bridge of the Enterprise
Lt. Commander Data smoking a pipe
Geordi La Forge pointing at something.
Back row: Geordi La Forge, Lt. Commander Data, Worf, Will Riker Middle row: Deanna Troi, Beverly Crusher Front: Captain Jean-Luc Picard