The Onion @theonion.com · 5d Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate https://theonion.com/man-returns-to-place-of-birth-to-mate-1819569927/
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Is it Class Reunion season already?
What happened to local women in his area? 😁
Garden State (2004)
Oh no. Not Aspen Colorado
I'm really sad to learn that his last name wasn't Salmon.
fascinating
So a high school reunion?
@banditelli.org haha
Darwin’s Radio (1999) - Greg Bear.
Pffffft
is it christmas Hallmark movies ?
Lol the Peeping Tom
Make it a woman and that is essentially the plot of every Hallmark Christmas movie
Time for double beds in hospitals.
So he swam upstream
Is he a salmon?
In other words, he is fucking his momma