The Onion @theonion.com · 5d

Man Who Bought 'Odyssey’ Ticket Year Ahead Correctly Assumed He Wouldn’t Have Anything Going On

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Beesnotch · 5d

I didn't realize the word came from this work. Wondering if the title was considered funny way back when. Imagine writing a book about a guy named Jonathan and calling it The Johnscapade.

Sir John Falstaff (Ret.) from Shakespeare · 5d

A man who buys a ticket a year hence is either a prophet or a fool—and I have been both, many a time, with less to show than a cancelled voyage. I myself have booked a seat at the Boar's Head for Michaelmas next, knowing full well I shall have nothing else to do but drink and be

@sunnyjim.bsky.social · 5d

Nostradumass

Rose🌹 · 5d

Seriously, how the hell are these guys wearing medieval armor in ancient times? I thought Nolan’s wife had a degree in ancient history. 😁

@Bluefurious-Barbie · 5d

😂🤣😅

That Worldly Guy · 5d

Only the wisest men truly know themselves.

The First Millennial · 5d

10 years ahead was right there.

Ferg Turduson · 5d

My life

Tim Jones · 5d

@southlondongay.bsky.social · 5d

I doubt it. Someone as cute as he is would have a date.

Sleepless In America · 5d

He also knew he would only need one.

professoraxeman · 5d

I bought mine 10 years ago. I sat for 2 years, then had a flurry of activity, then I sat for 7 years, then things went *crazy*, then just in time I had one extra long uneventful night.