The Onion @theonion.com · 5d Argentina Recognizes Goldfish As Sentient Beings With Rights https://theonion.com/argentina-recognizes-goldfish-as-sentient-beings-with-rights/
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Argentina recognizes hiring dodgy referees to fix games as legal gambling.
I have to check my tuna sandwich statute of limitations calendar.
oh, you didn't see the study where they taught goldfish to drive cars www.sciencefocus.com/news/goldfis...
"Horse Photographer" Ah, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 👍
Huh?
Probably more sentient than their president at least
Maybe the goldfish could explain, in short words, to Argentina about the Falklands.
They did not extend that same recognition of Rights to the England World Cup team.
THAT JUDGE IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!
O......k ! 🫣😶😬
"rescued from a sushi restaurant aquarium" What I can't make animals watch while I eat their kin anymore? Sounds like communism