The Onion @theonion.com 路 1d

Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool https://theonion.com/biologists-observe-geese-eating-tool/

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Hisses with Geese 路 1d

Eating tools and crapping out bullets. 馃挭

Siems 路 1d

This will likely delay their next album.

Lee Ping 路 1d

Never!

red_ 路 1d

Gullet deep inside a water fowl, Shouldnt've worn a suit made just of bread... Relax, Turn around and eat my band...

AnarchoHobbiesYT 路 1d

FUCKIN GEESE

Thomas has some opinions 路 1d

On-brand.

Team Rocket Grunt 路 1d

Goose no! Spit out Maynard James Keenan this instant

Denny Schaedig 路 1d

The uprising is starting to happen!

馃懢 Oka 馃懢 路 1d

if we keep this up we can send the geese after the Muskito

Lyin Tad 路 1d

Goose Tool 2026 Tour

Two Million Views90 路 1d

band cannibalism

脡ric Fontenot 路 1d

I know some tools I'd like to volunteer next time they're feeling peckish

Roseguard 路 1d

Now we know where all the 10mm sockets go. Those BASTARDS.