The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat

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Sunset Cove · 10h

Thanks I needed this!

Skeet Wood · 1d

They gave trump a million dollar donation, and now they claim it was a "false flag"

@abdajck.bsky.social · 10h

Not again 😞

Tristan · 1d

You literally cannot ride on my little Dripwagon.

@drunkenlemur.bsky.social · 1d

Didn't have this under Biden

@swmark78.bsky.social · 1d

Is this what really killed Lindsey Graham?

🪖 Jimothy Dan Harambe 🦩 · 1d

Tainted? Try artisanal

Hapalochlaena Lunulata 🍁🦜🐤🐙🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰#NAFO · 1d

This immediately conjured an image of MAGA-hat wearing Chippendales being drafted and sent to Iran.

@kodalith.bsky.social · 1d

Tainted Man Meat is a helluva Band Name.

Love & A Broken Clock · 1d

Not to be confused with Meaty Man Taint.

@sleepyfork.bsky.social · 1d

That's why I always recommend Soylent Green! They only use locally sourced man meat and my grandpa loves it!

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@jasonnonaka.bsky.social · 1d

Tucker Dripwagon? How dare they plagiarize my non de plume?

Tim Hayes™🍁🇨🇦 · 1d

whew! Read that as 4,000 tonnes of man taint meat. Infinitely worse per metric fucktonne.

Executive Emu · 1d

"Tainted" or "taint"?