Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat
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Sunset Cove · 10h
Thanks I needed this!
Skeet Wood · 1d
They gave trump a million dollar donation, and now they claim it was a "false flag"
@abdajck.bsky.social · 10h
Not again 😞
Tristan · 1d
You literally cannot ride on my little Dripwagon.
Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) · 1d
Ah, that explains it. #TWD #TaintedMeat
@drunkenlemur.bsky.social · 1d
Didn't have this under Biden
Hapalochlaena Lunulata 🍁🦜🐤🐙🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰#NAFO · 1d
This immediately conjured an image of MAGA-hat wearing Chippendales being drafted and sent to Iran.
AV🕯️ Ctrl+Alt+Del · 1d
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That's why I always recommend Soylent Green! They only use locally sourced man meat and my grandpa loves it!
Tucker Dripwagon? How dare they plagiarize my non de plume?
Tim Hayes™🍁🇨🇦 · 1d
whew! Read that as 4,000 tonnes of man taint meat. Infinitely worse per metric fucktonne.
Executive Emu · 1d
"Tainted" or "taint"?