The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Man Angry He Got Hit By Sprinkler Acting Like He’s Never Going To Be Dry Again https://theonion.com/man-angry-he-got-hit-by-sprinkler-acting-like-hes-never-going-to-be-dry-again/

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@mac124.bsky.social · 1d

The members of Congress who are pretending to resist the Trump and Netanyahu regimes are traitors to U.S. Citizens! Our founding fathers would be appalled by your treason and cowardice! Disgusting and shameful!😰

Alif Yaa · 1d

This is a legit, serious problem facing so many Americans each day. We demand action!

Xyvious · 1d

Look, I was really worried okay? One moment I'm dry and the next I'm wet and my clothes are wet and I forgot about evaporation for a few minutes.

Kelly · 1d

*He Never (I don't know what weird news grammar style this is, but at least be consistent)

maticsteve · 1d

Sir Andrew Aguecheek from Shakespeare · 1d

I once danced through a fountain in full courtly regalia, and the wetness did not leave my doublet for a week, yet I called it a baptism of joy.

Middy 18+ (Kittykittykittykittykittyki-) · 1d

You're laughing This man is never going to be dry again and you're laughing

kelly knowles art · 1d

man walking through the only wet patch of sidewalk "blindsided"