The Onion @theonion.com 路 1d

Only inaccurate six days a week. https://store.theonion.com/products/it-only-tuesday-headline-t-shirt?variant=39317465595973

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@mac124.bsky.social 路 15h

The members of Congress who are pretending to resist the Trump and Netanyahu regimes are traitors to U.S. Citizens! Our founding fathers would be appalled by your treason and cowardice! Disgusting and shameful!馃槹

@dteaj.bsky.social 路 1d

Best worn on Mondays

Rusty XYZ 路 1d

what if you have a cat called tuesday? because i did, i mean i do, but then there was the thing anyway, a cat, walked thru shit, pixelated - strange and wrong

Diana Lucifera 馃専 路 1d

I'm going to wear this everyday except Tuesday.

Lynwood Dunseith 路 1d

But spot-the-fuck-on every single Tuesday.

Sigma 路 1d

Very funny to wear this any day except Tuesday

Lorna MacGillivray 路 1d

Can you open a UK Onion Store? I'd buy a sweatshirt but the postage from the USA to the UK is more than the goods.

@imcured.bsky.social 路 1d

What a week, huh?

馃槓 路 1d

It lands pretty well most days - Mon: lol it鈥檚 not even Tuesday poor guy Tue: wow this only makes sense on tuesdays Wed: you pos you got me for a second Thu: what? Fri: what? Saturday: huh? Sunday: ay? Ok 3 out of 7 it鈥檚 good, perfect for people who wear t shirts for 3 days at a time.