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part-time procrastinator, full-time anxious. Want to help? Read Amendment 14 Sec. 3. // hit me up for freelance story consulting.

AVENGERS E [the empty symbol on a fuel gage]
"The fact that I'm at risk of seeing a 14 year old's opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation" - @faunary
IT'S THE NAVY *PLUS* EVERYTHING YOU LOVE. [photo of a hot black lady] America's NAVY RESERVE advert
Javier Bardem relieved on the victory lane in the movie F1, amazed, shaking hands, backgrounded by beautiful fireworks. An illustration of all of us who went to bed before 1am last night.
Financialization is a grift, a rarefied form of bookmaking, of no net value to workers and consumers, the economy, or society as a whole. Let’s treat it accordingly. Economists and the news media can stop using the word “invest” in contexts where no investing occurs. “Speculate” or “bet” will do just fine. We must be willing to say that the hedge fund managers have no clothes and their parading about is an unpleasant sight for us all. Your daughter has taken a job at Blackstone? My condolences. When the accidental nudists of Wall Street respond that their critics simply lack the sophistication to understand the latest economic fashion, we can all laugh together.
Sid Haig in the movie The Devil's Rejects, pointing at a child in the car: "I'm gonna come back here, and if you ain't got a reason why you close studios," the rest of the quote is cut off by the bottom of the frame but I think I remember the line in the movie going "you leave me no choice but to ask politely again."
Mitch McConnell perfectly alive and well inside the box with the jar of poison or radium or whatever Schrödinger put in there, I didn't ask
Robert De Niro in Joker: "You're disappointed? You're asking me for $15 when minimum wage is $7.25 and you're disappointed?"
Daily Mail: Charlie Kirk murder suspect Tyler Robinson seen LAUGHING in court — "Charlie Kirk's accused killer Tyler Robinson was seen laughing in court as the conservative star's widow Erika wept just feet away"
Poster for The Look of Silence with a Minion on it
"Tell us why" "I've already watched the video" (??? why would that be a reason you're not interested) "I don't like the video" and nOTHING ELSE
quote-tweeting https://bsky.app/profile/lindaholmes.bsky.social/post/3mpubcel2jk2d
This bandstand wasn't double bolted: "I didn't feel like it."
me when the AI bubble might burst soon: "PLEASE fuck it i aint bein normal on this post MOMMY PLEASE GOD"
Skinner at the 4-H Club: "Why aren't customers buying more luxury physical media and entertainment products? Must be consumer trends, not an ongoing class war to impoverish 99% of the population."
"And there it is!" - from the hit film Rebel Ridge
snag it on PHYSICAL MEDIA
Invitation to Love
"You know, novelty popcorn buckets turned into straight-up fleshlights so gradually, I didn't even notice."
I bring a sort of "celebrating Christianity loudly" Vibe to the Democratic Convention that the "keep bombing people" establishment don't really like.
thumbnail from some random recommendation says "TRUMP WAS HUMILIATED" re: Madison Square Garden when he made the Knicks lose
"Join the Build buildsubmarines dot com A new era of American shipbuilding is here." it says, as if building submarines is new in any way for America, the nation who has been at war with the concept of brown people for 50 years
"So they inflated a bubble by selling undelivered services to each other and now they're demanding taxpayer money or they'll crash the economy? This is extortion. Intentional manipulation." This tweet is from November btw
baseball bat.jpg
Instagram, after probably several months lmfao, finally said "Thanks for reporting cashcarnival's account. We removed it from Instagram because it goes against our Community Standards on fraud or scam."
this cat is ON LAKE TIME
Qin Hui Statue at Yue Fei Temple: Visitors take revenge upon the statue of a traitor made to kneel at the tomb of his enemy
Troy McClure wearing a hazmat suit with the helmet off: "You may remember me from such medical films as Alice Doesn't Live Anymore"
The Police - album cover for Zenyatta Mondatta The Hutt, where Rotta the Hutt is not his father, he's his own man. He's fronting The Police now.
Paul Rudd at computer: "Is there any way to generate a jacked Hutt?"
Marine saluting with tears on his cheeks superimposed over a misty meadow sunrise and a silhouette of a WWII troop saluting a flag. Text reads: "How I be respecting the fallen troops / except those who fought in Iran for a demented pedophile... Y'all did know better, sorry" because I mean what do you expect me to feel. You helped or at least cosigned the mass murder of school children. You know what time to be on already.
@InternetHippo: "Not sure how to feel about 40% of the voting public being so thirsty for xenophobia and jingoism that they'll wait 4 hours in 100 degree weather to hear a syphilitic dipshit yell about television but I think I have to think it's funny or i'll die"
"The kids can call you Hoju" scene from The Simpsons but it's Homer in the Mandalorian helmet talking to Baby Yoda, "The kids can call you Grogu."
Zoolander: WHAT IS THIS? A SHOW FOR ANIMALS WITH TAPETUM LUCIDUM?
elon musk being pathetic and hyper-divorced as usual, desperate for people to think he's cool or substantial in any way shape or form
"another gender has hit the cross"
NPR: "With no radical footprint, what drove suspect to try and assassinate adult rapist, child rapist, and treason-committing mass-murderer trump?"
The New York Times Opinion: "BREAKING: Another Man Fails to Win Free Drinks for Life at My Bar"
the big sewer man from the new RESIDENT EVIL trailer in The Simpsons' "Just gotta put my shoes on." frame
MAGA Meghan: "I have no words. I stand with trump, I love my president, but as a Christian, I'm speechless. Maybe (???) he doesn't realize how deep this picture looks or would represent, but I can't condone this. (???) I have no words. At the end of the day, trump is man, not Jesus. Wow."
Watsky - "Strong as an Oak"
listen *drags cigarette* you don't wanna tweet, kid *exhales* we already did all the jokes
Capitol Hill personified, watches a pedophile's face with American Flag facepaint appear on the assembly line and says "i guess we doin personal warfare for pedophiles now"
Screenshot from the text of the Declaration of Independence on Wikipedia: "For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: "For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: "For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: "For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury: "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: "For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: "For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
pedophile's Truth Social post: "I will die tonight, I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!
it's not dayforce, it says doyfarce. No I didn't swap the letters around. I'm not under oath.
you rape kids