Phil

@thephilkellum.bsky.social

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Senior Copywriter for a living. Record collector. Former zine publisher/writer in the past. Strong BBQ opinion-haver. Also, Kurt Cobain yelled at me once and I have a song written about me. #VinylSky philkellum.myportfolio.com

Photo of custom Slack themes honoring Miles Davis of Jazz.
L7 - Smell the Magic in memory of the iconic Jennifer Finch
“American lungs are paying the price for Canadian inaction, year after year,” the letter said. “Sovereignty comes with responsibility, and the responsibility to prevent a foreseeable disaster from crossing into another country’s airspace has not been met.”
The Faithful Brothers - self-titled
Home Front - Watch It Die
Home Front - Games of Power
The Aggrolites - Super Atomic on Pirates Press Records.
FC St Pauli Gegen Rechts flag flying in front of my house. Sure to piss off a few neighbors.
Monophonics on stage at The Other Side in Denver.
Tim Barry - Clear Blocks Ahead
The Outsiders House Museum in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Jason Isbell - Southeastern
A giant inflatable Lionel Messi wearing a Lowe's kit. As he did at the peak of his career.
Cock Sparrer - Running Riot in '84 from the Essentials box set on Pirates Press Records
Joey Quinones - Inna Soul Steady Situation on Colemine Records
The Beat - At the BBC album on the turntable with the front cover showing.
Speedo Burrito, the dorkiest dingus of a dog around, AKA the new James Bond.
Cover of Tim Barry's new album Clear Blocks Ahead out in June. Fuck yeah.
Ted Lasso yelling "Sorry, Ms. Shipley" at his upstairs neighbor.
Tubi promoting Charlie's Angels with a photo from Saving Private Ryan on Google TV.
Kyle Isbel getting that Salvy Splash.
Did this happen? pie chart with blue marked “no” and yellow marked “no but in yellow”
Email subject line from Bandsintown: Just Announced: Molly Tuttle and Hatebreed in Colorado Springs
Teengenerate - Live at the Empty Bottle
The Stray Cats are hitting the road for a month-long, cross-country summer tour. The setlist will include some of the band's massive hits - "Stray Cat Strut," "Rock This Town," "Runaway Boys," "(She's) Sexy + 17," and much more.
Bernie Sanders meme: Once again I am asking for the wind to stop
Email from uDiscover Music with the subject line The Pussycat Dolls Are Finally On Vinyl! I need answers.
A small piece of the sticker wall outside Sub Pop's old storefront location featuring a sticker of the two cutest dogs of all time.
Orgone - Undercover Mixtape front cover
Aston Martin F1 Car So Violent Drivers Can't Run Full Race Adrian Newey says AMR26 vibrations could cause permanent nerve damage without urgent fixes.
Timeless Jazz Classics Vol 1 compilation on the turntable - front cover
Denver Post headline: Snowboarder whose eye popped out in Keystone crash sues Vail Resorts-owned apparel store
Razorcut - Gone Are Those Days... 10"
Jurassic 5 - Quality Control album
Turnpike Troubadours - Goodbye Normal Street
Slugger - Dead State album on Longshot Music
Kendra Morris - Next
AEW wrestler & God's Hate frontman Brody King wearing an Abolish ICE shirt backstage at Arena Mexico.
Bag of Rancho Gordo Super Lucky 2026 Black Eyed Peas. Because I got laid off in 2025 and still need a job. So I need all the luck I can get. Dammit.
Sparks - Hello Young Lovers on the turntable
Fugazi - In on the Kill Taker
Rancid - Let's Go
Beastie Boys - Check Your Head
Lion's Law - Evermore record on the turntable
Lasagna for Christmas. Tasty. Also delicious.
Kelly Finnigan - A Joyful Sound streaming on YouTube
Parlor Greens on stage at The Other Side.
Bo Jackson in a White Sox uniform
LinkedIn job posting showing a Senior Copywriter role that was reposted after telling me that they went with someone else.
Primitive Man on stage at Decibel Magazine Metal & Beer Fest Denver
Terrible LinkedIn ad #1
Gustaf Llunggren/Emil de Waal - Stockholm/Kobenhavn (April Records)