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"Drop the shovel & climb out of the ditch Larry, you're Surgeon General." --- is the response, when republicans are faced with their choice of Larry, or an actual medical doctor who happens to be a Democrat FL & TX = shit hole country

Woman being arrested for protesting, wearing a "Just F**k!ng Vote" tshirt.
Beetlejuice's shrunken head guy posing with McConnell and wife during proof of life photo.
Image of a packaged 1970s era blow-up sex doll labeled as "Judy, the inflatable friend"
AI image of trump's head stuck in a pie, and three hands with index fingers pushing into his head like a pie. One finger is labeled Netanyahu, one labeled Putin, and one labeled with a question mark.
Image of UFC potable octagon erected on the White House lawn.
Clippy from MS Word saying "It looks like your fear level is subsiding in that little walnut brain. Would you like some baseless fear to top you off? Two buttons as choices, one reads "Yes" and the other reads "Of Course"
Cartoon mash-up showing the soldiers raising the flag at Iwo Jima, and a bubble showing a zoomed in portion right beneath the US Flag they are raising which reveals a group of trump-loving maga, wearing red hats and assorted trump swag, this group of maga are holding a large lit match the to the US Flag.
Pam Bondi refusing to acknowledge the rape victims in the room. There is also a graphic of a thyroid with monster eyes glaring at her as it appears next to the rape victims.
Soldiers find Dictator Saddam Hussein's hiding hole.
Star Trek Enterprise from The Next Generation, nearing a collision with a comet crossing its path. In the same title font as the original show is written "Who Let The Republicans Drive?" On the saucer section of the ship, is a logo for Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator, from the movie Idiocracy.
donald trump holding a poster board with a kindergarten-level painting of himself, handing a child a big lollipop. The child clutches a different lollipop.
cartoon showing a person chopping the tree branch they are sitting on
Bad Billionaire Playbook Daddy gives him $400 miliion to buy his own life So, he looks at your orange business he buys the spot next to you he hires someone to pick oranges you pick more oranges than he can then he pokes orange size hole in your orange bucket then he buys your orange picking spot then he hires you to pick oranges then he buys the orchard then he charges more for the oranges then he buys the other orchards then he sets the price for all oranges then he buys the stores that sell the oranges then he raises the price of oranges then we stop buying oranges then he buys the president then he makes people buy oranges then he raises the price of oranges again then he labels you a "taker" then he starts looking at apples then we say he needs to pay his taxes then says we're being unfair seriously, at this point, it's okay to eat the rich
trump/republican cabinet with hands over hearts as they cite their allegiance to the trump flag.
silhouette figures representing the actions of American citizens who can legally vote from left to right the non-voter person scrolling smart phone using repetitive Z's to imply sleeping an egg with an arrow through it represent un-serious egghead 36.33% is above this image showing percentage of total possible voters they represent the independent voter a person sitting in a full lotus position with a blue "I" with a hammer and sickle over the top of it signifying this position being a help to whoever is currently in control of our government the democrat a soldier saluting, holding an unfurled US Flag. The donkey symbol of the democratic party is underneath. above the image is 30.84% the republican a soldier with his bayonet rifle in attack position, aimed at the flag & democrat to its left. beaneath is the elephant symbol of republicans, adorned with a giant gold hairdo representing the party is more about trump, than prior values. The number above is 31.78% the percentages are from the 2024 presidential election.