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@therealbcf.bsky.social

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He/him-ish. Friend of cats. Topology enthusiast.

A orange cat sitting at an office chair at a desk, it's face is pressed up against a microphone. The caption says "WOULD"
Norm McDonald in the 80s (skinny white man in a suit with dark brown short curly hair) doing the Weekend Update on SNL, sitting at a news desk in front of a map of the world
An anteater standing on its hind legs and holding its arms out, with its head down, trying to look threatening. It looks ridiculous.
The box for Super Nintendo's "Chrono Trigger".
This Simpsons' at the breakfast table [Marge] Bart's right. Let's none of us have a cow.
Celine laying in a woman's lap, parallel to her legs and stretching out
cartoon ms paint guy kind of looking sad and saying "yea"
I little grey-brown cat sitting down, the camera angle is from above so most of her body is behind her little head. She's looking up and to the left, with her mouth partially open.
A really sleeping-looking grey cat lying on a bed with her eyes half open
Ogre Battle 64
Guy on a talk show, who looks like a stupid idiot in a bowtie. "Brain Bugs? Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive!"
Big Brain wojak guy whose brain is so big he's sitting in it like a chair, smoking a pipe.
A professional wrestler with long greasy/curly hair and wide purple sunglasses. He has a big leather jacket over a black muscle shirt and pink spandex pants. He looks extremely cool.
Mrs. Krabaple from the Simpsons from the waist up, naked except for small pink balloons covering her abdomen and chest. She has a seductive look on her face and is popping one of the balloons with a cigarette in a long holder.
The Coriolis effect—The discussion on the previous page dealt with the geography and physics of hurricane development. The understanding of the circulation of hurricane winds requires an understanding of the Coriolis effect. During World War I, the Germans introduced huge artillery pieces called ‘Big Berthas,’ mammoth guns that could hurl shells 15 miles high at targets 75 miles away. But they had a...
The problem: Exponential growth along our coasts is accompanied by building in high-risk localities. The solution: A better understanding of coastal processes.
Black and white train ticket collector guy from Bart's dream during the big standardized test
Martin Prince (The Simpsons) wearing a t-shirt that says "Wang Computers"
I little cartoon bird with long brown hair making music on a computer with a synth in her lap.
Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force Fat bald man (brown skullet) in his 30/40s standing akimbo. Wearing tight blue track pants and a white tank top that does not totally cover his belly. Green thong sandals on his feet and a gold medallion around his neck. Thick black moustache on his face flanked by jowls, he wears an expression of aggressive indifference.
Ricky from "Trailer Park Boys" sliding down a steep hill into a river
Albania The Land of the Eagles
Pixel art of a smiling skull, the character Sans from Undertale. There is a "BRIK" watermark from the artist
Tim Heidecker in an I Think You Should Leave Sketch. He has long greying-brown has in a pony tail and a short beard. "You can't be a good writer because you don't have a curious mind."
A raucous scene at the signing of the declaration of independence. Windows are shattered in the background. A middle-aged man is pleading with a young George Washington. "Please sir, you're destroying my establishment"
"BIN LADEN KILLED IT IN THE RAP BATTLE"
A map of the united states with the Dakotas, Minnesota, and Wisconsin circled in green
close up show on Lisa Simpson's face, looking annoyed "Shut up, brain! I got friends now."
"I am the captain now" meme. The pirate's face has been replaced with Miga (small dog) and it says "I am the date now."
The Simpsons Kent Brockman "Eye On Springfield" "The government calls it 'The Army'."
Barney with an empty champaign glass in his hand, the camera is tilded and he has a crazy look in his eye "It Begins! [Shouts]"
Barney Gumble but he's looking very healthy and fit, wearing a NASA jumpsuit and standing beside a boxing speedbag.
The Simpsons doing a Beverly Hillbillies spoof. They are riding in a dilapidated old car from the 1930s or something, with Marge sitting in a chair on top of it somehow. We are viewing the car/family from the front. The sky is blue and the road is lined with palm trees.
Krusty The Klown dressed up in a purple tuxedo on his show, introducing the main attraction "... like the salivating dogs that you are ..."
Homer at his station in the nuclear plant, naked except for a towel around his waist. He's talking on the phone. "You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel."
Bart Simpson in a recording studio, saying "Hwuh!" into the microphone
Abe Simpson lying on the ground looking at someone's shoes. They are extremely 90's sneakers. "I noticed Malloy worse sneakers..."
Homer in his vigilante attire on a talkshow. "Oh Ken, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes."
The Simpsons. Homer, Barney, Apu, and Moe are dressed in vigilante attire, and stomping out a leaf fire on a guy's lawn. "No burning leaves without a permit!"
Under OP's post, a reskeet of a video of a woman setting a warehouse on fire because it was potentially going to be used as an ICE detention center
sad looking MS paint guy saying "yea"
A gorgeous cartoon woman who has been scorched by a blaze but still smiling, her black hair is short and choppy, so is her red dress. Her skin is covered in soot marks and she has a burnt match in her hand. She's standing in front of a wood stove that is lit, and there is a pile of burnt trash on the floor.
A screen capture of Bird's original post and their two replies to it. Immediately below is a repost by marlo from derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) from 5 months ago "my bluesky" (attached is an image of a book dedication reading "To my family. Please don't read this.")
Patty and Selma after a day at the salon. Selma (orange circle earrings) has a blonde Farrah Fawcett look, Patty (blue triangle earrings) is sporting The Rachel.
Blinking Guy meme, just the picture of him with his eyes closed
Porcine epidemic diarrhea virus (PEDV)
Don Draper with his eyes closed sitting in front of a cliff over the ocean, smiling serenely
The Simpsons. Barney Gumble (fat, disheveled) wearing a tight black turtleneck with his belly sticking out, a black beret, and a pair of circular glasses. He's standing beside a pale slender woman with long black hair, a matching tight black outfit, and a black beret.
big cloud of green dots, one is circle in pink with "therealbcf.bsky.social" written beside it. The closest cluster label is "Leftist Queer Community". Also included are "Weird Internet Left", "Queer Leftists, Artists & Shitposters" and "Australian Bluesky Early Adopters"
The impending global water shortage not only requires that the world develop all available potable water resources in the near future, but we must also do a better job of minimizing the waste of water and guard it against pollution.
Don Draper "That's what the money is for!" meme but he's saying "Bat radar" instead of money
Kent Brockman (thick build, white hair) in a chair talking to guests on his show "Smartline" "My director's telling me not to talk to you anymore"
Homer Simpson at the kitchen table, he's thinking about something with his eyes almost closed. "Mmm, organized crime."
Tim Robinson (I Think You Should Leave) in front of a white background making a "You sure about that?" face and he looks like he's almost about to cry
Merry from Lord of the Rings (medium wavy dirty blond hair, wearing a roughspun green cloak with a leaf broach) looking excitedly and determinedly at something just below the screen "Longbottom Leaf!"
Homer on the phone at Moe's Tavern "Hello, work?"
A peanut guy at a ball park throwing peanuts around and hitting people in the head and cars and stuff
Person putting their hands in front of their face to block a blinding light shining on it
A big round beet-faced man with short blond hair (Rob Ford, the Crack Mayor) at a press conference. [Rob] You're just jealous
Weird Al Yankovic. Long curly brown hair, thin moustache. Extremely floral hawaiian shirt on a black fabric. He's smiling, what a guy.